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The Bears select Shaq Griffin, CB, UCF. Edit: the one with two arms, to be clear. The Philadelphia Eagles are on the clock. zimbomonkey fucked around with this message at 18:09 on Apr 24, 2017 |
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The Eagles select CB Cameron Sutton, Tennessee. Arizona is on the clock.
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Apr 24, 2017 18:19
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With the 13th pick of the 4th round of the 2017 Goon Draft, the Arizona Cardinals select: Brad Kaaya, QB, Miami  Eltoasto and the Minnesota Vikings are on the clock.
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Apr 24, 2017 21:31
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With the 14th pick in the 4th round of the 2017 Goon Draft, the Minnesota Vikings select Samaje Perine, RB, Oklahoma Shakezula, the mic roola, and the Colts are on the clock
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Apr 25, 2017 02:22
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With the 15th pick in the 4th round of the 2017 Goon Draft, the Indianapolis Colts select Connor Harris, ILB, Lindenwood The Puppy Bowl and the Baltimore Ravens are on the clock
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Apr 25, 2017 02:28
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With the 16th pick of the 4th round in this, our blessed goon draft, The Baltimore Ravens select, D'onta Foreman, RB, Texas Beer4TheBeerGod and the Washington Redskins are on the clock. The Puppy Bowl fucked around with this message at 08:15 on Apr 25, 2017 |
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Apr 25, 2017 05:27
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With the 123rd overall pick of the 2017 Goon Draft the Washington Redskins select Carlos Henderson, WR, Louisiana Tech.
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Apr 25, 2017 19:07
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With the 124th pick in the Forth Round of the 2017 Goon Draft, the Tennessee Titans select QB Joshua Dobbs, Tennessee. Wandler20 and the Bucs are up next.
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Apr 26, 2017 03:16
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With the 125th overall pick in the 2017 Goon Draft the Tampa Bay Buccaneers select Kareem Hunt, RB, Toledo. a neat cape and Denver are on the clock.
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Apr 26, 2017 03:33
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With the 126th pick in the 2017 Goon Draft the Denver Broncos select Jordan Leggett, TE, Clemson Shangri-Law School and the Detroit Lions are on the clock
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Apr 26, 2017 04:59
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With the 127th pick in the 2017 Goon Draft, the Detroit Lions select George Kittle, TE, Iowa. Eltoasto and the Minnesota Vikings are on the clock.
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Apr 26, 2017 05:09
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With the 128th pick in the 2017 Goon Draft, the Minnesota Vikings select Vince Biegel, OLB, Wisconsin warcrimes and Oakland are on the clock!
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Apr 26, 2017 05:22
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With the 129th pick in the 2017 Goon Draft, the Mojave Raiders select Tedric Thompson, Free Safety, Colorado Sad King Billy and the Houston Hardens are on the clock
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Apr 26, 2017 06:34
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Posting from my phone With the 130th pick of the Goon Draft, the Houston Texans select Damontae Kazee CB San Diego. Detroit Dogg and the bad men from New England are on the clock. Sad King Billy fucked around with this message at 06:42 on Apr 26, 2017 |
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Apr 26, 2017 06:39
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Like hell they are With the 131st pick in he 2017 NFL Goon Draft, the New England Patriots select Jake Elliott, K, Memphis No Butt Stuff and the Kansas City Chiefs are on the clock
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Apr 26, 2017 06:49
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The Kansas City Chiefs select Wayne Gallman, RB, Clemson Dallas and incompetent are on the clock
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Apr 26, 2017 14:42
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With the 133rd pick of the 2017 NFL Goon Draft, the Dallas Cowboys select Deatrich Wise Jr., DE, Arkansas Abugadu and the Green Bay Packers are on the clock.
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Apr 26, 2017 14:44
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The Green Bay Packers' GM goes homer on a ridiculous scale and selects Zach Banner, Chamorro, USC. Perry the Penguin and the Steelers are up.
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Apr 27, 2017 00:41
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With the 135th pick in the 2017 Goon Draft the Pittsburgh Steelers select Noah Brown, WR, The Ohio State University pubic works project and the Atlanta Falcons are on the clock
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Apr 27, 2017 13:47
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With the 136th pick, the Atlanta Falcons select Danny Isidora, OG, University of Miami (Fla.).
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Apr 27, 2017 15:40
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With the 137th pick in the 2017 Goon Draft the Indianapolis Colts select Howard Wilson, CB, Houston
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Apr 27, 2017 17:37
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John Connor, RB, Pittsburgh
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Apr 27, 2017 17:43
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With the 139th pick of the GOON DRAFT Y'ALL, the Philadelphia Eagles select....Joe Mathis, DL, Washington The New York Giants, Saucer Crab is on the clock
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Apr 27, 2017 18:46
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The New York Giants, with the 140th pick of the Goon Draft, pick Vincent Taylor, DT, Oklahoma State.
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Apr 27, 2017 19:25
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*furiously google searches best running backs* Jeremy McNichols, Boise State for the Los Angeles Rams
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Apr 27, 2017 19:29
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The Houston Texans with the 142nd pick of the Goon Draft select Anthony Walker Jr from NorthWestern For a change Cold Forge and the San Francisco 49ers are on the clock.
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Apr 27, 2017 19:37
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Has no one taken Arkansas TE Jeremy Sprinkle yet? Niners take that guy.
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With the 143rd and FINAL pick in the 2017 Goon Draft, the Indianapolis Colts select Jonnu Smith, TE, Florida International
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