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[effortlessly powercleans and squats the rock off of my arm using techniques from Mark Rippetoe's Starting Strength and tosses it to the side] heh. Looks like I can continue this easy hike
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Mar 31, 2017 19:42
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[beats Vin Diesel in a street race without even shifting out of first gear]
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Mar 31, 2017 19:43
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Um, bees are actually gentle creatures, and helpful friends to humanity. I do not mind having them on my face. By the way, bitch, custody court date is next week. [stands up and calmly walks away]
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Mar 31, 2017 20:22
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"You're gonna need a bigger boat" me: [uppercuts the shark really hard in the nose and it cries and swims away] Maybe you just need some bigger balls, poindexter. I watch the discovery channel
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Mar 31, 2017 20:47
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[Shoots butch Cassidy and the Sundance kid in the head with one bullet while they are arguing about jumping into the river]
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Mar 31, 2017 20:48
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In Training posted:[beats Vin Diesel in a street race without even shifting out of first gear] Me: Double clutching? How quaint, but here let me show you how an expert does it.
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Mar 31, 2017 23:08
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[eats 51 eggs]
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spock: "he is intelligent, but not experienced. his pattern indicates two dimensional thinking." kirk: "full stop. z minus ten thousand meters, ready photon torpe-" me: 
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Apr 1, 2017 19:53
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[barges into the studio] Hey Frost, you're interview sucks, I'm taking over now [DESTROYS Nixon with well timed hardball questions]
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Apr 3, 2017 20:13
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[An Adele-shaped child lurches forward in slow-motion and velociraptors an arc of bad decisions onto the buffet counter.] "Forget it Jake, it's Chinatown." (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Apr 3, 2017 23:48
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John Wayne, drunk, in The Searchers: I fucken hate red injuns Me: I think you need to read this *hands over copy of Bury My Heart at Wounded Knee*
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Apr 10, 2017 02:24
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Whoa I didn't knew there was a Skyrim novelization
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Apr 10, 2017 02:29
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*drives to yuma in my cool sports car instead of taking the train like a DUMBASS*
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Charles Foster Kane: I think it would be fun to run a newspaper. Me: Wouldn't you'd rather go... sledding? CFK: ABLOO ABLLOO ABBLLLLLLOOOO Me: jfc pull yourself together man
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