Do zombies poop?

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Space Taxi

The bigger philosophical question is do zombies shart. And if they do, are they embarrassed by it.

# ? Mar 27, 2017 23:44

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Space Taxi posted:

The bigger philosophical question is do zombies shart. And if they do, are they embarrassed by it.

sharting would require a higher understanding of bodily conditins than zombies seem to possess, generally only understanding locomotion and mastication

# ? Mar 28, 2017 00:31

GoodbyeTurtles

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

We know they eat, but do they also poop? like, does a zombie that still has it's digestive system eat brains, process the brains and then poop out the waste elements of this processing? If zombies do poop, how much of their GI tract do they need for what comes out to be considered poop. If they don't poop, then what the hell? Answers will be graded. Please show your work.

No they don't, sorry

# ? Mar 28, 2017 22:44

Space Taxi

They probably get gassy.

Space Taxi fucked around with this message at 01:38 on Mar 29, 2017

# ? Mar 29, 2017 01:17

Scaly Haylie

Space Taxi posted:

They probably get gassy.

but enough about decomposition

# ? Mar 29, 2017 01:52

google THIS

Triumph, the Zombie Insult Comic Dog: Graaahr rhaaaaahhhr raagghrr graah! ...GRAAH RAH RAHR...uurrhh... (stammers, unsure how to finish the joke)

# ? Mar 30, 2017 01:40

Yobgoblin: by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Are people with maggots on them considered the living dead?

# ? Mar 30, 2017 21:42

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google THIS posted:

iHuman eats zombie poop to gain their memories and solve crimes. Or at least, she says that's why she does it, and who am I to contradict her?

that was a great thread

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# ? Mar 30, 2017 21:44

lmbo calrissian: i'm into fashion
men are my passion

How bad does zombie poop smell, am I right?

# ? Mar 30, 2017 21:45

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i the day of the dead, we can clearly see a zombie head acting independently of it's body - does this mean zombies dont poop? i would not be so brave as to venture forth on such an assumption.

BUT, clearly, this shows that there can exist zombies that dont poop, if only through their lack of an digestion system.

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# ? Mar 30, 2017 21:47

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also THIS guy

how would he even EAT? he hasnt got a jaw

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# ? Mar 30, 2017 21:49

lmbo calrissian: i'm into fashion
men are my passion

I have an "undying" neurotic desire to sequester detritus and pests deep into the earth. With zombie corpses and remains, my strange impulse is triggered to maximum

# ? Mar 30, 2017 21:50

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lmbo calrissian posted:

I have an "undying" neurotic desire to sequester detritus and pests deep into the earth. With zombie corpses and remains, my strange impulse is triggered to maximum

well yeah, i mean this is the necromancer forum right?

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# ? Mar 30, 2017 21:52

lmbo calrissian: i'm into fashion
men are my passion

Nosfereefer posted:

well yeah, i mean this is the necromancer forum right?

its the opposite of necromancy. i don't like dirty things on the land

# ? Mar 30, 2017 22:16

google THIS

A damned soul is briefly released from the eternal fire for a short bathroom break. He groans as he limps along the line of Porta Potties. They're all occupied. At first he despairs, but then, slowly, he turns his eyes upward.

WHEN THERE IS NO MORE ROOM IN HELL...

# ? Mar 30, 2017 22:36

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google THIS posted:

WHEN THERE IS NO MORE ROOM IN HELL...

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# ? Mar 30, 2017 23:00

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

google THIS posted:

A damned soul is briefly released from the eternal fire for a short bathroom break. He groans as he limps along the line of Porta Potties. They're all occupied. At first he despairs, but then, slowly, he turns his eyes upward.

WHEN THERE IS NO MORE ROOM IN HELL...

lol

# ? Mar 30, 2017 23:10

ItasteColors

Manifisto posted:

followup: do lady zombies go to the restroom in groups during/after a brain feast to apply makeup and talk trash about the boy zombies? or am I just reducing these brain-eating monsters to a cartoonish stereotype?

Zombies are far too progressive for traditional gender roles

# ? Mar 31, 2017 00:05

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# ? Apr 25, 2024 20:48

Twenty Four

*Zombie poops*

*Zombie poop rolls around on the ground, with the insatiable desire to eat human poop*

# ? Mar 31, 2017 11:10

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