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Dave_Indeed posted:lol!!!!! LOLOO!!!!!! NYEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEH!!!!! ooh, looks like i hit a nerve better open your Lenovo solution Center lol
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Moridin920 posted:lol look at your goony rear end desktop Don't judge me Morondin420 (crosses arms, bows head... fukn fatality) you probably have wiener exercise book pdfs and a folder named "videos/pics of me dancing with lipstick on, with the dog, instead of going out with friends and also its friday night"
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I'm going to do it, OP, but not because YOU told me to.
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spank my snatch posted:I'm going to do it, OP, but not because YOU told me to. If you do it because op told you, would that be you two acting out a jack off instruction fetish?
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i feel like if i dont it gives me the edge op to achieve my goals so i dont do it. i dont even find myself attractve anyway
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a bone to pick posted:ooh, looks like i hit a nerve Dude I literally just formatted/reinstalled on my laptop and needed it to restore their lovely pcee stuff so I could install my hax dolby software then delete it after but it didn't work and I gave up... this laptop is down by my bean bag chair and weed so you know.
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if you cant jerk it with imagination only i feel bad for you. also if youve never jerked in the wilderness.
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Golf diablo and minecraft and your windows startup music is the pssh sound of the closing bus door that let you out at Loserville
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Jizz on a tree and you own that tree now
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VendaGoat posted:If you do it because op told you, would that be you two acting out a jack off instruction fetish? poo poo, now I want to change my answer.
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imagination only is the way to go. lol if you sit there and fondle yourself while watching a screen. with but a thought I retreat into my Mind Palace where nothing is impossible and every pleasure that can be imagined, no matter how bizarre, is there for the taking. *lies on side on unmade bed, eyes closed, squelches dick into a pocket pussy.*
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Grand Prize Winner posted:What is the best OS for masturbation?? I'd say either windows because I know how it works or macos because jobs was a gigantic wanker Kali Linux. Use it to hack your neighbors LAN and fap it to their nude pics!
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Grand Prize Winner posted:So masturbating (slang: flogging the midget, checking the oil, shoving a gigantic dildo up my rear end etc) is pretty good for you and also feels good. Like, it may have prostate benefits or some poo poo for the dudes, and apparently can relieve cramping issues in (some) women wait. WAIT. Getting off causes geometric mindforms to emanate from people!?! Is this the key to PSI power? I need to do some experimentation.
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Dave_Indeed posted:Dude I literally just formatted/reinstalled on my laptop and needed it to restore their lovely pcee stuff so I could install my hax dolby software then delete it after but it didn't work and I gave up... this laptop is down by my bean bag chair and weed so you know. the only way you can prove youre not an idiot now is by showing us your golf folder
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uber_stoat posted:imagination only is the way to go. lol if you sit there and fondle yourself while watching a screen. with but a thought I retreat into my Mind Palace where nothing is impossible and every pleasure that can be imagined, no matter how bizarre, is there for the taking. its more like a mind dungeon really
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uber_stoat posted:imagination only is the way to go. lol if you sit there and fondle yourself while watching a screen. with but a thought I retreat into my Mind Palace where nothing is impossible and every pleasure that can be imagined, no matter how bizarre, is there for the taking. Woa mr man in the high castle, how cerebral
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Boy, the thought of a bunch of goons masturbating is really getting me going.
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anyone got any good trap site passes? i have a baileyjay one but she's not making much new content lately
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ProfessorMurder posted:Boy, the thought of a bunch of goons masturbating is really getting me going. Getting all horned up?
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bonerjam posted:anyone got any good trap site passes? loving lol if you don't search all your porn on bing.com
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a bone to pick posted:loving lol if you don't search all your porn on bing.com someone on irc told me once that it's the best for porn i didnt know if he was serious because he uses win 8.1 and lol @ that.
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VendaGoat posted:Getting all horned up? When I think about goons I touch myself.
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bonerjam posted:someone on irc told me once that it's the best for porn i didnt know if he was serious because he uses win 8.1 and lol @ that. its hard to believe, but bing really is the best search engine for porn
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i still maintain that a well-maintained tumblr feed is a drat fine way of getting smut, no matter how bizarre or degrading
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ProfessorMurder posted:When I think about goons I touch myself. Aw heck, 
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Mar 29, 2017 00:40
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Flashback to when Top City Homo (I think) started a nofap mega thread in GBS, which got me to quit masturbating for weeks, leading to some really bad decisions.
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a bone to pick posted:its hard to believe, but bing really is the best search engine for porn well i'll be microsoft did something well. Grand Prize Winner posted:i still maintain that a well-maintained tumblr feed is a drat fine way of getting smut, no matter how bizarre or degrading there are some good traps on tumblr and also some bad ones and some really good ones that are always paywhoring and lol gently caress that
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I'm super into traps lately if you couldnt tell. in fact, brb.
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OfficialGBSCaliph posted:if it doeant touch the ground its not onanism. Fyi. God wasn't mad about the ground part specifically. Onan only got in trouble because he jacked off instead of obeying God's totally normal command to go gently caress his brother's wife. For this unspeakably deviant transgression he was hanged by the balls until such time as he became dead.
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Skeleton Ape posted:God wasn't mad about the ground part specifically. Onan only got in trouble because he jacked off instead of obeying God's totally normal command to go gently caress his brother's wife. For this unspeakably deviant transgression he was hanged by the balls until such time as he became dead. When god tells you to gently caress your brother's wife, you drat well gently caress your brother's wife. Be a team player, even if you'd rather be driving the bonercycle alone
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It's because he failed to ensure his brother's property had a non-bullshit inheritor. If Onan didn't knock her up then he'd prob try and get the cows for himself or some poo poo and it'd cause a crazy fight in the community imo
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i'd raher jack off tbf
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SniperWoreConverse posted:i'd raher jack off tbf you used to have a cool av and now you don't
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