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I hate it when they marry Claudius without even grieving for their late husband
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Gloryhold It! posted:Yeah, it's a shadow spell. That's real 101 poo poo right there. Dunno what to tell you, the number of times I've gotten laid because of me holding the door rival the number of stars in the sky...
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Mar 30, 2017 23:35
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a hot gujju bhabhi posted:i hold doors for everyone also I'm super progressive so when I enter any building I pull the door forcefully shut behind me and sometimes lock it if possible to show women I respect their ability to enter independently.
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Mar 30, 2017 23:37
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Lazer Monkey posted:Dunno what to tell you, the number of times I've gotten laid because of me holding the door rival the number of stars in the sky... I take it you have a lot of light pollution in your area
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Mar 30, 2017 23:36
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when I leave on a long journey & arrive back home & they're seeing other suitors that I have to battle for the right to my own wife!!
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Mar 30, 2017 23:40
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When they're not into your murder fetish and are all like "but I want to liiiiiive!" In that whiny voice Gaaash
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Mar 30, 2017 23:46
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When they don't come home for 20 goddamn years and they give you some poo poo about getting held up by monsters
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Mar 30, 2017 23:48
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Gloryhold It! posted:I take it you have a lot of light pollution in your area yo i dont wanna blow your mind but the stars are still there even when you cant see them
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Mar 30, 2017 23:58
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Gloryhold It! posted:The second makes me want to put you to sleep, and then murder you in your sleep. does this really happen often enough to you that it would be notable? my condolences if so.
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Mar 31, 2017 00:00
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uber_stoat posted:does this really happen often enough to you that it would be notable? my condolences if so. That was the worst one, but poo poo like that happens all the drat time here
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Mar 31, 2017 00:06
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When you're just chatting with a stranger and they wedge in an obviously forced reference to their boyfriend like they assume you were trying to make a pass at them. Bitch you asked me for help with the bus schedule I'm only talking to you right now out of politeness. It's like the girl equivalent of dudes in relationship that think every barista and waitress want a piece of them.
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Mar 31, 2017 00:09
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ArbitraryC posted:When you're just chatting with a stranger and they wedge in an obviously forced reference to their boyfriend like they assume you were trying to make a pass at them. Bitch you asked me for help with the bus schedule I'm only talking to you right now out of politeness. The best is not acknowledging that they dropped that little hint and just continuing on with the conversation. There is always a little tell that they are just mildly upset that you weren't.
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Mar 31, 2017 00:13
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Fighting the alien menace and in the middle of reloading your plasma rifle she's all like "im all out!" And you're stuck with the shotgun because she can't aim
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Mar 31, 2017 00:21
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Approaching the glowing thing we were told to pick up while I'm calling it in. Blowing it up and giving me visions of the apocolypse
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Mar 31, 2017 00:24
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get a higher score in BF1 because they spend all loving day throwing down medic packs and getting 5 kills 6 deaths but over 200 heals wth those some good points
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Mar 31, 2017 00:35
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I hate when women hit me with their cars
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Mar 31, 2017 03:49
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Gloryhold It! posted:I hate when women hit me with their cars You probably did something to deserve it.
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Mar 31, 2017 03:51
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I mean I was asking for it walking in a crosswalk.
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Mar 31, 2017 04:00
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I must have been worth like 15 points!
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Mar 31, 2017 04:02
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I hate it that women think it's okay for them to pee when they laugh, but they laugh at me when I do it.
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Mar 31, 2017 04:02
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When they Like Just exist yknow
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Mar 31, 2017 04:08
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Gloryhold It! posted:I mean I was asking for it walking in a crosswalk. I bet you were jaywalking. Women hate jaywalkers.
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Mar 31, 2017 04:13
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I was hoping to honeypot but this thread just sucks. Sorry everyone I will do the needful.
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Bogus Adventure posted:I hate it that women think it's okay for them to pee when they laugh, but they laugh at me when I do it. Reverse it and laugh when you pee
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