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Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.
Finally, a thread where I can be myself

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VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Tenacious J posted:

If that was their slogan they would be wildly successful

I have a P.O. box you can send money orders to. I'm available for hire, on a discretionary basis.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

Or just find a kraft dinner and anal chick. :shrug:

Alright how many kraft dinners for two, plus everything else that would go along with it, versus the convenience of single kraft dinners and just "getting the job done", before your brand new autoblow 2+ starts to show a return on investment? 3? 5? I don't think it would be more then five.

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
This one is made from a space aged latex that perfectly emulates the actual feel of a reel vagina. Or so I'm led to believe.

Skypie
Sep 28, 2008

Funky See Funky Do posted:

This one is made from a space aged latex that perfectly emulates the actual feel of a reel vagina. Or so I'm led to believe.

If it's on a reel, does it emulate the smell too? :haw:

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

nigga crab pollock posted:

*in extremely zizek voice* this artifice, comodifization of female genitalia, et cetera, all *sniff* *tugs shirt* betrays, this *gestures wildly with hands* obsession the west and other countries subject *sniffs* *wipes nose with greasy paw* to western imposed *sniff*
You joke butt...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VcHc54Z_b3w

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G
You don't really need to clean it that much, maybe once or twice a month before things get a little too sticky.

Guavatin
Mar 30, 2017

I think my tongues trying to kill me
Who needs a fleshlight when you can suck your own dick?

myDad
Jan 20, 2010

ce n'est pas ma mère
College Slice

lmao proclick

Berious
Nov 13, 2005

Iron Prince posted:

FEELS LIKE A REAL PUSSY!!

I believe this because I have nothing to compare it to

my kinda ape
Sep 15, 2008

Everything's gonna be A-OK
Oven Wrangler

myDad posted:

Teledildonics is the future

I'm always looking for investors for my company, Advanced Teledrilldonics

myDad
Jan 20, 2010

ce n'est pas ma mère
College Slice

my kinda ape posted:

I'm always looking for investors for my company, Advanced Teledrilldonics

pm me

TheWeepingHorse
Nov 20, 2009

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4DQCLhFIg4 (NSFW, obviously)

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chickie nugs for brekkie
May 17, 2010

my kinda ape posted:

I'm always looking for investors for my company, Advanced Teledrilldonics

I am legal counsel for AdvancTDildonics. You have infringed our trademark. Fight me irl.

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