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TheSpamalope posted:Lmbo You have been lmbo a lot lately. Just saying.
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donkey salami posted:You have been lmbo a lot lately. He's the spamalope, it's what he does
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Mar 30, 2017 20:05
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Ice Blue Mink posted:A lot of them will have daddy issues though, which is only amplified by copious alcohol use. yes, and if you are old enough to play that end of that role you are a huge loving loser for even looking at 20 year old girls
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Mar 30, 2017 20:06
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make a visible effort to never look at her tits to the point where its really obvoius that you are trying to not look at her tits it will make her totally uncomfortable
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Mar 30, 2017 20:11
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Work in the phrase, "it was just like my favorite episode of Star Trek The Next Generation..." and look up a list of the worst episodes. Just watch the one episode and recite lines of dialogue and everything. Use arm gestures and sound effects. You'll repulse nerds and non-nerds alike.
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Mar 30, 2017 20:16
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I think she probably actually is uncomfortable around you and you just dont know it. My evidence is this weird rear end thread where you seem to be bragging that a girl isnt visibly repulsed by your existence as if its something special.
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Mar 30, 2017 20:16
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donkey salami posted:You have been lmbo a lot lately. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K2XC22031bk
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Mar 30, 2017 20:20
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OP take her for all she has and really make her regret giving you even one millisecond of eye contact much less a smile.
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Mar 30, 2017 20:24
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Vulture Culture posted:a girl has no name I enjoyed the first post. Well done.
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Mar 30, 2017 20:28
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shovelbum posted:OP what is the appeal of having a vicious dog and no visitors, having a dog that can't behave around people seems like the lamest lifestyle feature imo all the beware of dog signs keep packages on my porch very safe also there havent been any potential visitors to repel so it's been pretty innocuous
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Mar 31, 2017 17:27
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ArgumentatumE.C.T. posted:So goons there's this college class I'm in even though I'm old because I spent several years being sick in the head and there's this girl I sit next to and I think she isn't afraid of me at all. We have pleasant conversation about stuff and after I say something like "I hope you enjoy that weekend trip you mentioned," she'll say something like "Oh, thanks," and then smile at me when I glance at her from across the room right before I leave. This all seems very positive and it needs to stop. Another female that spoke to me in another class came to regret it within the hour, as God intended. I know I haven't lost my touch. This must be an unusually resilient case, and requires the, so to speak, "big guns." Advise me on my options, and tell me if what I've brainstormed so far has merit: Just thought I'd quote in case you delete this gem. The only suggestion I have is to call the police and turn yourself in because you will be going to prison eventually. Might as well get it over with and start living the thug life now.
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Mar 31, 2017 18:00
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Punch her in her loving face
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Mar 31, 2017 18:13
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donkey salami posted:You have been lmbo a lot lately. It's a cry for help
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Mar 31, 2017 18:20
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Just hit on her. Since you're a goon it should all work itself out in the end.
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Mar 31, 2017 18:38
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Steak posted:Just hit on her. Since you're a goon it should all work itself out in the end. Yeah hit her that's what I said
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Mar 31, 2017 18:40
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Lick her feet. That really gets girls in the mood to call the cops and there's nothing like suprise creeping on a ticking down timer before you get cuffs
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Mar 31, 2017 18:43
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proof of concept posted:Yeah hit her that's what I said potato/potahto
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Mar 31, 2017 18:53
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This is a real roundabout way to get GBS to give you advice on banging college girls in your 30's.
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Mar 31, 2017 18:59
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tell her why you think nazis shouldnt be punched in the face. that will make her 
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Mar 31, 2017 19:01
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tell her you're friends with me that'll scare her good
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Mar 31, 2017 19:04
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I used to be ashamed to poo poo. I would never poo poo in school because I felt such shame so I would hold it in all day, then get home and unload. As I progressed in life I became aware that everyone shits, and that knowledge freed my rear end in a top hat. Now I have a free range, undomesticted anus. It's like a wild beast, I can't controlled when and where it will turn on me.
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Mar 31, 2017 19:15
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Oscar Wild posted:I used to be ashamed to poo poo. I would never poo poo in school because I felt such shame so I would hold it in all day, then get home and unload. As I progressed in life I became aware that everyone shits, and that knowledge freed my rear end in a top hat. Now I have a free range, undomesticted anus. It's like a wild beast, I can't controlled when and where it will turn on me. This guy knows his poo poo!(LITERALLY LOL) listen to him op!
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Mar 31, 2017 21:09
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Super easy dude, Just piss your pants while making direct eye contact and pointing at your crotch and giving a thumbs up with your other hand.
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Mar 31, 2017 21:21
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Steak posted:Just hit on her. Since you're a goon it should all work itself out in the end. See that's exactly what I'm worried about. She should be choosing to sit further away each day. She isn't. And a major point of this is to not go to prison. Being creepy doesn't accomplish anything in prison. Having my daily driver modus operandi castrated like that is something I plan to avoid.
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Mar 31, 2017 22:09
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You see, I shouldn't have to resort to something absurd or scatological to return things to normal. I should be able to play this straight. Being myself should be worrying and repulsive enough on its own, but in this case it's just not landing. I've told her that I'm mentally ill and repeatedly had ECT treatments for it when she just asked why I'd been gone for a few days. If that's not weird oversharing then I don't know what is. That was all weeks ago and it doesn't seem to have done a thing. I also haven't had a haircut all year. How is that not a swelling red flag?
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