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Wrestlepig
Feb 25, 2011

my mum says im cool

Toilet Rascal
https://thefpl.us/24th

You've probably heard of the F Plus, it's that podcast where they read weird and bad posts. They're running a 24 hour marathon to raise money for the American Civil Liberty Union. They just finished reading Poetry about Beards, and will later cover subjects like terrible Pinterest Recipes, the infamous Choose Your Own Change, and something called “Metabods aims to perfect gay pornography”. If you want to help out a pretty good cause like the ACLU, hear about Bilbo hynotizing dwarves with his beard, or hearing dudes break down mentally as they subject themselves to sleep deprivation and crazy poo poo, give it a listen

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Laughing Man
Feb 11, 2008
I thought what I’d do was pretend I was one of those deaf mutes, or something...
hey or just visit metabods, this poo poo is HOT

https://www.metabods.com/mbxx/php/fetch_story.php?story_ref=959

e- this is not even close to the whole story it's quite long

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They left their old homes the following day. It was an easy decision for most of the young men, and for those who were unsure or needed permission to abandon their old lives but were unable to get it for now, they knew that there would be a place for them no matter how long they waited to join their companions.

The young men of Muscle Club left their homes in the early morning hours, shortly after dawn. Billy judged it would be best to cause as little commotion as possible, and because he knew that once the brotherhood was fully assembled it would difficult if not impossible to keep them from becoming exceptionally overt with their passions.

As a rule, the boys and young men had become very comfortable showing affection towards each other, though they were cautious in most cases with some rather overconfident exceptions in the same mold as Raul’s constant nudity. But the heat that they generated—both physical and sexual—when you gathered a lot of them together was too strong to easily overcome.

One by one, and two by two, they moved through their old city towards the civic center, where they would gather and start their procession towards their new home. Most wore some kind of covering, even if it was only the tiniest pair of shirts or a “banana hammock” that cradled their massive cock meat. Some elected to finally give up clothing altogether as a showing of their independence.

Seeing them all together in the open air, standing tall and proud and nearly naked, Billy felt a justifiable pride and love for them all. They believed in him, and they trusted him, and he couldn’t let them down.

When it seemed that no others would be arriving and the sun was beginning the light the sky, Billy went to the head of the group and they walked out of town in the strangest parade that anyone had ever seen.

Nearly 200 men, semi- or entirely naked and unashamed, like a procession of the finalists in some superhero look-alike contest who had all forgotten their costumes, walking hand in hand or arms hanging across their companions broad shoulders, all with bright smiles on their handsome faces as they bid adieu to their old lives without a look back.

Muscle City was several dozen miles away, and they would be walking the entire distance. They avoided the roads and highways, taking a straight-line approach that had them moving across farms and fields, over hills and across streams, through tall, dry grass and among curious horses and incurious cows beneath the bright summer sun, their perfect male bodies soaking in the heat and glistening from sweat like metal-skinned gods.

A thick cloud of their combined earthy pheromonal funk surrounded them, scenting the warm winds with a heavy perfume of their powerfully masculine scent, and dozens at a time would fall away from the larger group to engage in some fun with each other as they travelled toward their new home, unable or unwilling to wait before they could enjoy the many physical and sexual gifts their bodies could bestow on one another.

They were kissing and embracing and sending up whoops of sheer joy at their new freedom. A giddiness accompanied their realization of what they were doing, and what they had done, and what they imagined lay in store for them. No more hiding or shame. No more denying of their desires and powers. No more pretending to be who they no longer were, and the liberation of their bodies and their impulses—finally unburdened from the rules that the old world had tried to chain them with.

Billy was smiling the whole way. His heart felt like it was going to swell out of his chest and spill love all over every last one of these young men. It seemed impossible that this was actually happening, that they were all with him, giving this project their complete acceptance and showing that their confidence in him was absolute.

He was worried about what would happen along the way, and what would happen when they finally reached their destination, but he was just as confident that these young men would persevere.

He did not lay too many rules on them about the place they were going. They had been saddled with so many rules already, and all of those rules had to do with the comfort and fear of others, and not the well-being of these young men at all. He’d taught them well when they were all in his classroom, and he had observed those teachings made manifest in their everyday lives.

‘Help those who need help.’

‘Treat each other with respect and love.’

‘Believe in yourselves.’

And, as always, the golden rule overall: Do unto others as you would have others do unto you.

Basic rules that would color every decision they’d need to make.

The camaraderie and competition among the young men was apparent even as they left the town they had called home. Everyone wanted to bring some part of their old life along, whether that was a laptop with all their social connections on it, or a box of books, or the baseball mitt that no longer easily fit their larger hand, but which remained a comfortable reminder of things that used to be and might be again. Some of them wanted to bring everything even knowing that was impractical, and others left with nothing—literally nothing—at all, not even a stitch of clothing.

“Let me carry that,” one dude would say to another, as if he was somehow stronger than his brother. Others were comparing whatever they’d decided to bring with someone else’s choice, debating the relative merits of each item. Others were simply overjoyed at the prospect of living somewhere together where they’d never have to hide anything again.

And Billy wondered whether that was possible, and what the fates had in store for them.

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

Rasta_Al
Jul 14, 2001

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.
Fun Shoe
No

TheSpamalope
Dec 30, 2008

by sebmojo
Lipstick Apathy

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Harold Stassen
Jan 24, 2016
Can't suss the krust(y)

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