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personally i think the clunky plastic claws are weak and don't get into good spaces. if you got yourself one of those bendy metal looks-like-a-squidbot-from-the-matrix buggers there basically isnt a nook or cranny you can't reach. incredible. you find yourself chasing a tiny little siddartha around your house you catch him with one of those metal dealies. don't squish the buddha mind with plastic robot claws. pluckin single petals off the extradimensional lotus blossom from which the life-waters flow, thats the kind of force control you get with a flex-cable picker. you step to the buddha with plastic claws he will boil you in oil first. you get strapped to a hot plate and forced to watch poorly made documentary footage about the dangers of the plastic industry & get reborn with no hands so you can't wack off as much. that's why you should get a cable picker, case of siddartha infestation. This Has Been A Phiz Khalifa, PickerPal Post. |
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the best way to reach enlightenment is to have really long arms, gangly if possible |
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PHIZ KALIFA posted:personally i think the clunky plastic claws are weak and don't get into good spaces. if you got yourself one of those bendy metal looks-like-a-squidbot-from-the-matrix buggers there basically isnt a nook or cranny you can't reach. incredible. you find yourself chasing a tiny little siddartha around your house you catch him with one of those metal dealies. lol |
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I don't know about seeing Buddha on the road, but if he gets in my computer case he's loving SQUISHED |
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Apr 1, 2017 11:18
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if you see buddha on the road, roll that poo poo up and smoke it 
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what if the buddah was.. Wrong? ---------------- |
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Blanketspace posted:what if the buddah was.. they say thats why he died twenty years early |
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Apr 3, 2017 06:24
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Buddha surrounded by people enraged at him in the road and working themselves up to murder him: "daaaamn why did i say that poo poo  "
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Blanketspace posted:what if the buddah was.. what if there was no buddha? who exactly was wrong in this scenario? hint: its u ok its me as usual |
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joke_explainer posted:Buddha surrounded by people enraged at him in the road and working themselves up to murder him: "daaaamn why did i say that poo poo you'd think he'd be cool with getting murdered if it means he comes back next time as some kind of cyborg dinosaur or a mt dew mascot or something awesome. crimes |
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Manifisto posted:what if there was no buddha? who exactly was wrong in this scenario? there is no error emptiness is form form is emptiness |
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Apr 3, 2017 15:58
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having enlightenment isn't hard when you've got a flex-cable pickup tool
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cda posted:I'm going to let enlightenment reach me, instead The Buddha replied, "You must obtain a flex-cable pickup tool, meditate upon this." The man meditated for a week and returned to the Buddha. "Great Buddha, I have meditated upon this non stop for a week, but no flex-cable pickup tool has come!" Buddha shook his head, "You couldn't think of going to the loving hardware store after a week?" |
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FalseParadigm posted:A man once asked the Buddha, "Teacher, how may I reach enlightenment?"
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