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Guys. It's time for some game theory. You have the piss tape. Yes, you. You're some hotel worker or deep state weirdo or oligarch or literal Russian hacker or whatever and you have the piss tape. It's real (of course) and it's everything they said it would be. For the purposes of this exercise: you are an agent of chaos. You don't really give a poo poo if Donald Trump's the president or not, you are not doing this for ideological reasons, no one can buy your silence, and you are not worried about being found out before you release the tape. You just want to gently caress with the most people in the best way possible. I would publicly release the piss tape in the aftermath of a major terrorist attack or during a State of the Union address.
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I'd probably just jack off to it and then go to bed
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Apr 2, 2017 02:44
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i'd pee on it for maximum irony
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Apr 2, 2017 02:56
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put it in a blender and drink it
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Apr 2, 2017 03:04
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Sell it to Buzzfeed or somebody I need some drat money dude "Blackmail Trump" would prolly have the highest returns on that but he also has the power to just seize it and/or disappear you if he knows who has it
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Apr 2, 2017 03:06
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I edit out any parts that definitively show Trump and then release it, fuelling an insane 9/11 trutherism-esqe shitfight forever
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Apr 2, 2017 04:26
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Crane Fist posted:I edit out any parts that definitively show Trump and then release it, fuelling an insane 9/11 trutherism-esqe shitfight forever bro, I can get you a tape of two russian prostitutes peeing on each other in a hotel room
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Apr 2, 2017 04:37
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Trumps Baby Hands posted:bro, I can get you a tape of two russian prostitutes peeing on each other in a hotel room Okay, but I'm not paying for it!
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Apr 2, 2017 04:49
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I'd refuse to sell it to anyone but George Soros to really get the right wingers riled up
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Apr 2, 2017 04:53
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I'd just Rasputin it up in the white house for 8 years until I'm universally hated and then release it on the very last day of Trump president anyway 
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Apr 2, 2017 05:48
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comingafteryouall posted:I'd refuse to sell it to anyone but George Soros to really get the right wingers riled up whoa that is one bad hombre! look out for him yall
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Apr 2, 2017 05:54
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sell it to great britain and north korea and watch the two spy communities try to gage who is going to leak it first, then when it looks like they might leak it, send it to comey right before they plan to do it, just to troll them take cyanide the day before they want me to testify, so i can laugh from the grave
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Apr 2, 2017 08:28
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goddammit op howd you figure out my secret
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Apr 2, 2017 08:32
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I'd film an even better pisstape and dub it over the original.
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Apr 2, 2017 08:35
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Bip Roberts posted:I'd film an even better pisstape and dub it over the original. like youd shoot a better pisstape than i did in moscow
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Apr 2, 2017 08:36
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post it on pisshub.com
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Apr 2, 2017 14:17
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I'd leak it 
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Apr 3, 2017 15:15
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Make some minor but easily detectable alterations to the film or video to ensure there will always be controversy about its authenticity, then release it to the public
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Apr 3, 2017 15:40
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Helsing posted:Make some minor but easily detectable alterations to the film or video to ensure there will always be controversy about its authenticity, then release it to the public this wins for most damage incurred in one fell swoop 
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Apr 3, 2017 22:44
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Lindsey O. Graham posted:this wins for most damage incurred in one fell swoop goddammit you said you werent gonna show our video to nobody else!!!
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Apr 3, 2017 22:45
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Step 1: Emigrate to Sweden Step 2: Enter Eurovision Step 3: Laser show with a very special background
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Apr 3, 2017 23:01
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Use the tape to make Trump institute full communism
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Apr 3, 2017 23:17
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Pantsuit posted:Use the tape to make Trump institute full communism you dont need the pisstape for that, just give yourself an important title and be like "hello im king lord guy importante mcroyal of the duchy of europia and i will be your friend forever if you order your redhats to seize the means of production" and he'll do it
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Apr 3, 2017 23:33
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mrbradlymrmartin posted:goddammit you said you werent gonna show our video to nobody else!!! i'm referring to the tromp video; you know i couldn't bare others watching you on tape, i'd start having to disappear more people than usual, and black ops mercenaries are already sick of my jealous antics 
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Apr 3, 2017 23:42
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I would buy pornhub ads you cant click through that are just the piss tape, the tape of DJT enjoying some piss that is, obviously
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i'd quietly upload it to a porn site and wait
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