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Jesus Christ
Jun 1, 2000

mods if you can make this my avatar I will gladly pay 10bux to the coffers
Puss followed by puss(y)cat and pussy, all appear around the same time: the 16th century. All of course mean cat. Puss is linked to the Dutch poes, German regional puus, Danish pus, Irish puisin, and so on. These all appear as ‘call-names’ (‘come here! puss! puss!’). There is a a further sense of poes as a large soft mass, but the evidence suggests that this came after, rather than before the cat. And poes, for Afrikaans speakers, has its own role: slang for the vagina, with compounds poesboekkie, a porn book or magazine, poesface, - head, or –licker – a trio of insults – and poesplaas, a place where the cunts are figurative rather than factual: a reformatory. As for puss, its first use, borrowed from dialect, is as a hare; after that the senses are invariably ‘feminine’: a (young) woman, a prostitute or a madame, the vagina, the ‘female’ of a lesbian couple, and gay terms for the buttocks (i.e. their ‘vaginal role in sodomy) and an underage boy.

It is pussy which was and remains the ‘star’ of show. Like puss it meant a woman – the assumption being of her sexual availability – before it focused on her vagina, and thus, metonymically, became sexual intercourse. Thence it used the various feline stereotypes. The ‘softness’ of the cat gives one who is a ‘pussy’, i.e., gentle or kind; a male homosexual or at least a man who is judged to be or teased as being so (thus pussified, effeminate); a coward or weakling (who is pussy-rear end), again with an implication of homosexuality, and cowardice itself. The ‘furriness’ offers the female pubic hair, a rabbit, a fur garment (hence the underworld’s pussy-hoisting, stealing furs, pussy mob, a gang of fur thieves and pussy-shop, a furrier’s), while ‘cattishness’ gives an old woman, usually a spinster, who is inquisitive and meddling. And simple synonymy offer the cat-o’-nine-tails (also the puss).

Even as slang terms for sexuality go, pussy is pretty impressive. This is substantial: the pussy eater, -kisser, licker and sucker are cunnilinguists (as well, in context, as toadies and sycophants), and pussy-kissing and so on represent the actual act. A girl may have a p.e.e.p.: a perfectly excellent eating pussy. The pussyboy is strictly a passive male homosexual, but of late it has become a general insult, implying cowardice or homosexuality. Such pussies are of course pussy-whipped (or hen-whipped, p.w.’ed or p-whipped), though in this case the object of the chastisement is a heterosexual husband; to offer a second definition: being besottedly in love, implies, perhaps, a slight improvement in his status. The pussy hole is the vagina, pussy juice vaginal secretions and the pussyhair either the pubic variety or, like a oval office hair, an infinitesimal amount; and like oval office, pussyhole can be a simple insult. So too is pussyclaat or pussyclot, properly a sanitary towel (from SE cloth).

If pussy-bait is money then a pussy magnet is an irresistable male – who may indeed be rich. The pussy-bully is a dedicated womanizer while the pussy-struck pussy bandit or pussy-hound is a man who is obsessed with sex and seduction. With money definitely in mind we enter the world of commercial sex; the pussy game. Here they are, the pussy posse (or pussy patrol) checking out the pussy parlors (strip-clubs) and the sellers of pussy pictures (porno snaps) and ogling the girls in pussy printers (ultra-tight short-shorts) or pussy pelmets (micro-mini-skirts) as they queue for their monthly check-up with the pussy prober (the gynaecologist).

A pussy pusher, meanwhile, is a heterosexual; a pussy queer or pussy queen is a lesbian, who may or may not sport a pussy tickler, a moustache. The pussy bumper is similarly clad in sensible shoes, but the term can apply to male heterosexuals and effeminate gays as well. From there we get bump pussies, to have lesbian sex, although, camping it up, gay men can use it too and it can also refer to any situation where the two gay partners find themselves too sexually similar (both passive, both active) to have satisfactory sex.

For a woman to feed her pussy is to have sexual intercourse; she can also give up (some pussy) or throw some P. For once we find an image of a woman take the active role; the man, after all has to get some pussy – and it may not always be on offer, She can also peddle, pop, sling or sell her pussy – work as a whore – or merely fan her pussy, flaunt herself sexually. Faced with all this overt sexuality, man’s best riposte is to gently caress up someone’s pussy, to interfere with a rival or a companion’s efforts at seducing a woman. and if that fails, look out, you don’t want to play pussy and get hosed, in other words to act weakly and to suffer as a result. Anyway, quite unimpressed, she will probably poke her pussy, play with herself.

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ra tehuti
Feb 9, 2017
Thoth is protecting
my flesh entirely
I am Ra
day every
Seer of millions of years
is my name
traveling twice
along the way of
Horus the Judge

I am the lord of eternity
I feel
I perceive
I am in the utchat in it's closing
I exist by it's strength
I come forth and I shine
I go in and I come to life
that is one hundred words too many

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


:yikes:

Blockade
Oct 22, 2008

I read the first few chapters of American Gods and decided that 'pussy' is dangerous and a force to be reckoned with.

Streak
May 16, 2004

by Nyc_Tattoo

Jesus Christ posted:

Puss followed by puss(y)cat and pussy, all appear around the same time: the 16th century. All of course mean cat. Puss is linked to the Dutch poes, German regional puus, Danish pus, Irish puisin, and so on. These all appear as ‘call-names’ (‘come here! puss! puss!’). There is a a further sense of poes as a large soft mass, but the evidence suggests that this came after, rather than before the cat. And poes, for Afrikaans speakers, has its own role: slang for the vagina, with compounds poesboekkie, a porn book or magazine, poesface, - head, or –licker – a trio of insults – and poesplaas, a place where the cunts are figurative rather than factual: a reformatory. As for puss, its first use, borrowed from dialect, is as a hare; after that the senses are invariably ‘feminine’: a (young) woman, a prostitute or a madame, the vagina, the ‘female’ of a lesbian couple, and gay terms for the buttocks (i.e. their ‘vaginal role in sodomy) and an underage boy.

It is pussy which was and remains the ‘star’ of show. Like puss it meant a woman – the assumption being of her sexual availability – before it focused on her vagina, and thus, metonymically, became sexual intercourse. Thence it used the various feline stereotypes. The ‘softness’ of the cat gives one who is a ‘pussy’, i.e., gentle or kind; a male homosexual or at least a man who is judged to be or teased as being so (thus pussified, effeminate); a coward or weakling (who is pussy-rear end), again with an implication of homosexuality, and cowardice itself. The ‘furriness’ offers the female pubic hair, a rabbit, a fur garment (hence the underworld’s pussy-hoisting, stealing furs, pussy mob, a gang of fur thieves and pussy-shop, a furrier’s), while ‘cattishness’ gives an old woman, usually a spinster, who is inquisitive and meddling. And simple synonymy offer the cat-o’-nine-tails (also the puss).

Even as slang terms for sexuality go, pussy is pretty impressive. This is substantial: the pussy eater, -kisser, licker and sucker are cunnilinguists (as well, in context, as toadies and sycophants), and pussy-kissing and so on represent the actual act. A girl may have a p.e.e.p.: a perfectly excellent eating pussy. The pussyboy is strictly a passive male homosexual, but of late it has become a general insult, implying cowardice or homosexuality. Such pussies are of course pussy-whipped (or hen-whipped, p.w.’ed or p-whipped), though in this case the object of the chastisement is a heterosexual husband; to offer a second definition: being besottedly in love, implies, perhaps, a slight improvement in his status. The pussy hole is the vagina, pussy juice vaginal secretions and the pussyhair either the pubic variety or, like a oval office hair, an infinitesimal amount; and like oval office, pussyhole can be a simple insult. So too is pussyclaat or pussyclot, properly a sanitary towel (from SE cloth).

If pussy-bait is money then a pussy magnet is an irresistable male – who may indeed be rich. The pussy-bully is a dedicated womanizer while the pussy-struck pussy bandit or pussy-hound is a man who is obsessed with sex and seduction. With money definitely in mind we enter the world of commercial sex; the pussy game. Here they are, the pussy posse (or pussy patrol) checking out the pussy parlors (strip-clubs) and the sellers of pussy pictures (porno snaps) and ogling the girls in pussy printers (ultra-tight short-shorts) or pussy pelmets (micro-mini-skirts) as they queue for their monthly check-up with the pussy prober (the gynaecologist).

A pussy pusher, meanwhile, is a heterosexual; a pussy queer or pussy queen is a lesbian, who may or may not sport a pussy tickler, a moustache. The pussy bumper is similarly clad in sensible shoes, but the term can apply to male heterosexuals and effeminate gays as well. From there we get bump pussies, to have lesbian sex, although, camping it up, gay men can use it too and it can also refer to any situation where the two gay partners find themselves too sexually similar (both passive, both active) to have satisfactory sex.

For a woman to feed her pussy is to have sexual intercourse; she can also give up (some pussy) or throw some P. For once we find an image of a woman take the active role; the man, after all has to get some pussy – and it may not always be on offer, She can also peddle, pop, sling or sell her pussy – work as a whore – or merely fan her pussy, flaunt herself sexually. Faced with all this overt sexuality, man’s best riposte is to gently caress up someone’s pussy, to interfere with a rival or a companion’s efforts at seducing a woman. and if that fails, look out, you don’t want to play pussy and get hosed, in other words to act weakly and to suffer as a result. Anyway, quite unimpressed, she will probably poke her pussy, play with herself.

gently caress off with this poo poo

Dave_Indeed
Feb 22, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

Streak posted:

gently caress off with this poo poo

ProfessorMurder
Aug 27, 2003

I can wet the bed in the shape of Abraham Lincoln

ra tehuti posted:

that is one hundred words too many

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
jfc

ra tehuti
Feb 9, 2017
Thoth is protecting
my flesh entirely
I am Ra
day every
Seer of millions of years
is my name
traveling twice
along the way of
Horus the Judge

I am the lord of eternity
I feel
I perceive
I am in the utchat in it's closing
I exist by it's strength
I come forth and I shine
I go in and I come to life

Blockade posted:

I read the first few chapters of American Gods and decided that 'pussy' is dangerous and a force to be reckoned with.

good book, read all of it

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

ra tehuti posted:

good book, read all of it

Neil Gaiman sucks at naming characters.

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
Plumpy holes

Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014
OP is a big wussy who needs the insides of his boycunt scratched.
There is no pussy to be beheld here.

ra tehuti
Feb 9, 2017
Thoth is protecting
my flesh entirely
I am Ra
day every
Seer of millions of years
is my name
traveling twice
along the way of
Horus the Judge

I am the lord of eternity
I feel
I perceive
I am in the utchat in it's closing
I exist by it's strength
I come forth and I shine
I go in and I come to life

Colonel Cancer posted:

Neil Gaiman sucks at naming characters.

yea specifically i cringed at 'shadow', but got through the book and enjoyed it

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
you:
"you down with OPP?"
me:
"I... what does that mean, exactly?"

ra tehuti
Feb 9, 2017
Thoth is protecting
my flesh entirely
I am Ra
day every
Seer of millions of years
is my name
traveling twice
along the way of
Horus the Judge

I am the lord of eternity
I feel
I perceive
I am in the utchat in it's closing
I exist by it's strength
I come forth and I shine
I go in and I come to life
opp= omnipotent pussy platter

20 Blunts
Jan 21, 2017
im gay

pussy means ABSOLUTELY loving NOTHING to me

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
Im gon beat that pussy upp

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
The peepee and baby thingy. :mamacita:

IronClaymore
Jun 30, 2010

by Athanatos
"Pussy" means my housemate's half-Persian cat. And by "cat" I do mean Felis catus. And it is a ridiculous creature. Devoted to humans. A disgusting trait. It Is A Cat! It is Supposed to be a PREDATOR!

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

IronClaymore posted:

"Pussy" means my housemate's half-Persian cat. And by "cat" I do mean Felis catus. And it is a ridiculous creature. Devoted to humans. A disgusting trait. It Is A Cat! It is Supposed to be a PREDATOR!

Even predators bow to the apex predator

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

It's only a matter of time before GBS picks up the old Fyad meme of "Bussy"

Blockade
Oct 22, 2008

ra tehuti posted:

good book, read all of it

I googled around a bit because I thought there was an American Gods tv show, turns out its not out yet but starts this month. Also every article is about that scene and how sexually 'progressive' it is that the first ep will have a man getting murdered by a vagina.

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

op is a pussyman from the bitch planet.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Blockade posted:

I googled around a bit because I thought there was an American Gods tv show, turns out its not out yet but starts this month. Also every article is about that scene and how sexually 'progressive' it is that the first ep will have a man getting murdered by a vagina.

I hope they'll have a gay muslim guy blow an ifrit like in the book.

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



I LOVE PUSSY SO MUCH

Blockade
Oct 22, 2008

Colonel Cancer posted:

I hope they'll have a gay muslim guy blow an ifrit like in the book.

I can confirm this happens.

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.
its what everyone else is fretting over whilst i perfect the ultimate way to convince my mom i don't need any more electroconvulsive treatments

Gargamel Gibson
Apr 24, 2014
TL;DR but I certainly have hosed OP's mother in the pussy (to name but one hole).

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fbsw
Mar 3, 2016
i called somebody a pussy and a girl told me something along the lines of "you shouldn't call cowardly things pussies because the vagina is one of the strongest things in the world - it can deliver a baby! if anything we should call cowardly things dicks!"
i was informed later by someone that this is from some gay tv show i don't watch, but at the time i was just like :chloe:

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