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sebmojo
Oct 23, 2010


Legit Cyberpunk









lTHE LONG WALK

25: Sometimes it snows bad words in April



so what's this then this is where you get to do something about writing that novel you've always had inside you and can finally get all the money respect sex nothing you deserve.

sounds cool how does it work round about the first day of every month I put a thread up and you post in it to say how much new writing you're gonna post by 2359 PST on the last day of that month. there might be a little general leeway at the end of the month, but don't count on it and don't ask for extensions.

lol imma post one word 'lol' there I won lol there's a 4k word minimum. you can pledge more if you like, but 4k is the ante.

how many terrible words have been written through this thread and the ones before it? 3,158,000. Some of them might have been good? idk

what happens if I gently caress it up every promise has to have a :toxx: attached. you fail, you get banned.

how should I post my stuff up to you, but a link to a gdoc with comments enabled is best that way you won't restrict your publication options later.

can I do short stories sure. It has to be new words (prose, poetry, limericks) but otherwise you can post whatever as long as you make the wordcount

can I critpost, shitpost, or shart my jorts don't really care, it's not the thunderdome so just follow the exhortations of your clotted goony heart but keep in mind that detailed crits of longform stuff aren't super useful; better to keep them general. normal CC rules apply so be harsh but helpful

is there an irc channel most of us hang out in #thunderdome

where are the previous months 2015 April, May June July, August, September, October , November, December, 2016 January, February, March, April, May
June, July, September, October, November, December, 2017January, February, March

who checks i've done it i could just not and say i did lol you need to satisfy me, which isn't a high bar tbh, but I'll probably need to see something, up to you what that is

how long are you gonna do it for forever, i guess? we'll see

what sort of guitar music did prince play ... all sorts

Long Walk 25: Sometimes it snows bad words in April

autism 5 subs, finished 2nd draft MADE IT DESPITE BRAIN WOO EAT IT YOU DUMB BRAIN YOU ARE NOT IN CHARGE OF ME
Bad seafod 30k MADE IT LIKE AN HONEST WORKMAN CRAFTING AN HONEST JOB OF WORK AWRIGGHHHTTT
No Gravitas 30k FAIL PAIL
Fleta McGurn 15k MADE IT HELLA SWEET



RECORD OF THE FALLEN



CHTHONIC BELL/A PAINTED BIRD... DIDN'T MAKE IT (X4)
SPECTRES OF AUTISM/PALE SPECTRES.... DIDN'T MAKE IT (x3)
KILLFAST37... DIDN'T MAKE IT (X2)
REDTONIC... DIDN'T MAKE IT (X2)
KURONA BRIGHT...DIDN'T MAKE IT (X2)
SITTING HERE.... DIDN'T MAKE IT (X2)
GUINNESS13....DIDN'T MAKE IT(X2)
SITTING HERE....DIDN'T MAKE IT (x2)
JITZU THE MONK.... DIDN'T MAKE IT
SURREPTITIOUS MUFFIN.... DIDN'T MAKE IT
SKAANDSCREENPLAYS.... DIDN'T MAKE IT
MORNING BELL... DIDN'T MAKE IT
DR KLOCTOPUSSY... DIDN'T MAKE IT
BOMPACHO... DIDN'T MAKE IT
CRABROCK... DIDN'T MAKE IT
MARTELLO... DIDN'T MAKE IT
THEHOMEMASTER... DIDN'T MAKE IT
JONKED... DIDN'T MAKE IT
ANIME WAS RIGHT... DIDN'T MAKE IT
MAG7.... DIDN'T MAKE IT
IRONIC TWIST.... DIDN'T MAKE IT
TEQUILAJESUS.... DIDN'T MAKE IT
ANOMIEATTHEGATES.... DIDN'T MAKE IT
ANGELOPPORTUNITY.... DIDN'T MAKE IT
FLERP....DIDN'T MAKE IT
NEWTESTLEPER....DIDN'T MAKE IT
IRONIC TWIST.....DIDN'T MAKE IT

sebmojo fucked around with this message at 10:48 on May 4, 2017

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take the moon
Feb 13, 2011

by sebmojo
to find my true dharma

an offering

a finished 2nd draft of my book

5 subs

:toxx:

:widowsnypa:

No Gravitas
Jun 12, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
30k words

:toxx:

Bad Seafood
Dec 10, 2010


If you must blink, do it now.
30k words.

:toxx:

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.
15k :toxx:

starting from scratch :downs:

take the moon
Feb 13, 2011

by sebmojo
heres draft II



done despite brain probs

take the moon fucked around with this message at 22:43 on Apr 29, 2017

sebmojo
Oct 23, 2010


Legit Cyberpunk









5D AUTISM SPEX posted:

heres draft II



done despite brain probs

gj :)

No Gravitas
Jun 12, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
:rip:, needed to work on other things.

Take me gently. Take me! Take me! Put that knife inside me. I want it inside me so badly... More. More. Yes, give it to me. Give it to me. Deeper. Faster. Deeper. More. Yes. Yes. Yes. OOOOOHHHH YEESSSS! FASTER FASTER! YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.
I also sent Seb a PM, but here is my total bad word count:

Only registered members can see post attachments!

sebmojo
Oct 23, 2010


Legit Cyberpunk









doof! you can do eeeett!!!! write like the very hounds of hades are sitting on your fingers poking them with tiny little pitchforks in a manner precisely calibrated so as to produce words!

Bad Seafood
Dec 10, 2010


If you must blink, do it now.
Still got a full day by my watch, man!

sebmojo
Oct 23, 2010


Legit Cyberpunk









:ohdear:

Bad Seafood
Dec 10, 2010


If you must blink, do it now.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4tSXOLPf_4

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sebmojo
Oct 23, 2010


Legit Cyberpunk










lol at racist word count GJ ALL but not no gravitas upon him cast the firm cold look of judgment

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