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City of Glompton

I missed cash day and my bin is already overflowing with filthy lucre. I tried running some small bills thru the InSinkErator but it just clogged the drain.

anyone else run into this problem before? what can I do with all this extra cash for the next week?

# ? Apr 6, 2017 01:00

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# ? Apr 30, 2024 00:10

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

Weatherstripping. See, the thing is, when ya got you an energy leak you end up throwing money out the window anyways, so if ya plug up those nasty energy leaks with cold, hard cash you'll save money for the next time you need ideas on how to use that extra cash! Everyone knows you need money to make money, because money attracts money (Moore's Law, which states you get more money if you got money.), so if you plug a leak with moolah, it'll attract the moolah molecules that would otherwise go straight out the window, and just like that you're on Easy Street, even if you don't get mail there!

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# ? Apr 6, 2017 01:22

google THIS

They have disposable income now?! Here I am still washing my soiled income like a chump.

# ? Apr 6, 2017 01:35

FactsAreUseless

Dear sir,

Thank you so much for your quick response. The wife and I very much appreciated your kind words. Look forward to seeing you at the next meeting.

Disposable in come,

Peter Fauman

# ? Apr 6, 2017 01:36

Boba_Fetus: anime comes to life and kisses me on the lips

google THIS posted:

They have disposable income now?! Here I am still washing my soiled income like a chump.

# ? Apr 6, 2017 02:11

vanisher

That's right Mr. President. The photograph takes a couple minutes to form. Are you ready to begin? This pose Abe Lincoln?

# ? Apr 6, 2017 02:43

HaveARottenDay

City of Glompton posted:

I missed cash day and my bin is already overflowing with filthy lucre. I tried running some small bills thru the InSinkErator but it just clogged the drain.

anyone else run into this problem before? what can I do with all this extra cash for the next week?

lol just lol if you don't have a Money Pit (tm) to throw your unwanted dollars into. No messy bills to clean up for me!

# ? Apr 6, 2017 03:18

City of Glompton

google THIS posted:

They have disposable income now?! Here I am still washing my soiled income like a chump.

you might be a 90's kid if you remember laundering money

HaveARottenDay posted:

lol just lol if you don't have a Money Pit (tm) to throw your unwanted dollars into. No messy bills to clean up for me!

how long does it take to install one, typically? will my HOA approve?

thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig

# ? Apr 6, 2017 03:50

joke_explainer

vanisher posted:

That's right Mr. President. The photograph takes a couple minutes to form. Are you ready to begin? This pose Abe Lincoln?

holy poo poo

# ? Apr 6, 2017 04:28

Status_Surge: I need ya, Surge. This is a bad one, the worst yet. I need the old blade runner, I need your magic.

I moved past disposable income and went into extra-dimensional income.

# ? Apr 6, 2017 04:59

Darkman Fanpage

another wheelbarrow of cash?! christ! take it out back and dumb it in the burn pit. i'll be out later to set it on fire.

# ? Apr 6, 2017 05:18

The X-man cometh

Fiat money is filthy, according to Reddit

# ? Apr 6, 2017 05:41

Fuck My Ass

Darkman Fanpage posted:

another wheelbarrow of cash?! christ! take it out back and dumb it in the burn pit. i'll be out later to set it on fire.

Thank you, very nice I like. For the insanely win sig.

# ? Apr 6, 2017 06:44

super sweet best pal

google THIS posted:

They have disposable income now?! Here I am still washing my soiled income like a chump.

Yeah, they had to make money laundering illegal to help it catch on.

# ? Apr 6, 2017 06:58

City of Glompton

are you guys actively working to make this much money or what? jesus h. christ I just want to come home and relax and instead I have to sort out a pile of change and bills before I can even park in the garage, it's disgusting.

thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig

# ? Apr 6, 2017 07:02

Manifisto

ugh my laptop is so darn heavy, it's literally bulging with bitcoin. I try to close the lid and it springs open again; I've taken to sitting on the thing and cinching it closed with a spare belt. my problem is I can't seem to like . . . drain the bitcoin out or whatever. I jammed one of those oil can spigots into the ssd and all that came out were some expired podcasts. help!

# ? Apr 6, 2017 07:03

Dads Dip Cup

Oscar the Grouch : "ahh, payday. now THIS is my kinda job"

# ? Apr 6, 2017 09:10

Senior Management

I dropped my excess cash in the mud and had to run it through the wash. I have never been so terrified in my life. Every creak in the floors was the FBI in my mind. But they are quieter than that. Now I just post from the designated posting computer as much as I can before I am escorted back to my cell. Let the banks clean your money friends. Take it from me.

:jerry:

# ? Apr 6, 2017 10:04

HotSoapyBeard: I'm a really cool nice dad
HAIKOOLIGAN

Hey please think of the environment when you opt for disposable income or not. I like to use re-usable income instead and keep my finances right on the brink of an uncontrollable spiral into destitution to avoid waste.

# ? Apr 6, 2017 23:00

byob historian: I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

back when i was too scared of doin somethin real stup stup stupid to keep any substantail sum for long, i managed to build a neat collection of electronic noisemakers

i even make noises with them sometimes! its cool and good luck with it o p

# ? Apr 6, 2017 23:06

alnilam

HotSoapyBeard posted:

Hey please think of the environment when you opt for disposable income or not. I like to use re-usable income instead and keep my finances right on the brink of an uncontrollable spiral into destitution to avoid waste.

Don't forget, making the switch to re-usable income only makes a difference if you remember to bring it to the store!

# ? Apr 6, 2017 23:27

google THIS

I guess it's time to

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😎

take out the cash.

YEEEAAAAAHHHHHHH

# ? Apr 6, 2017 23:47

Gay Weed Dad: cool dude, flyin' high

Anyone successful always told me that you've got to make your money work for you, otherwise you're doing yourself a disservice. I took my savings and glued it into a man shape and sent it to work but it always comes home in such a foul mood that I'm really starting to second guess myself.

# ? Apr 7, 2017 19:29

lmbo calrissian: i'm into fashion
men are my passion

the ol' toilet paper trick!

# ? Apr 7, 2017 19:33

FutonForensic

*sniffs a dollar* OOOOOOO! this bill's gone bad. it's sour dough *takes another nasty whiff* OOOOOOOOOOOOO!

# ? Apr 7, 2017 22:17

the littlest prince

FutonForensic posted:

*sniffs a dollar* OOOOOOO! this bill's gone bad. it's sour dough *takes another nasty whiff* OOOOOOOOOOOOO!

# ? Apr 7, 2017 23:15

Fuck My Ass

You all don't understand the toll it takes on your garbage disposal trying to jam down hundred dollar bills every night before bed. I've had to replace the fucker 3 times.

Thank you, very nice I like. For the insanely win sig.

# ? Apr 7, 2017 23:38

They Might Be

you should probably buy some marimo balls.

# ? Apr 8, 2017 03:36

The X-man cometh

I compost my income - it makes my garden wonderfully green in the spring.

# ? Apr 9, 2017 06:35

Fredrik1: Gopherslayer

Geologist in the future: And we call this thick segment here the money period.

# ? Apr 9, 2017 10:19

BoldFrankensteinMir

My neighbor is smart, he piles his extra cash on barges and is slowly raising his own nation out of the sea, a nation of money, by money.

Calls it his Rand-fill.

# ? Apr 9, 2017 15:47

City of Glompton

Fredrik1 posted:

Geologist in the future: And we call this thick segment here the money period.

BoldFrankensteinMir posted:

My neighbor is smart, he piles his extra cash on barges and is slowly raising his own nation out of the sea, a nation of money, by money.

Calls it his Rand-fill.

lol

thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig

# ? Apr 9, 2017 16:13

alnilam

City of Glompton posted:

lol

# ? Apr 10, 2017 13:54

Instruction Manuel: Yes, it is what it looks like!

gently caress My rear end posted:

You all don't understand the toll it takes on your garbage disposal trying to jam down hundred dollar bills every night before bed. I've had to replace the fucker 3 times.

Hmmmm, maybe you should invest in garbage disposals.

# ? Apr 10, 2017 14:18

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# ? Apr 30, 2024 00:10

alnilam

Wamdoodle posted:

Hmmmm, maybe you should invest in garbage disposals.

and end up with more of these green piles of pain in my rear end? please

# ? Apr 10, 2017 14:33

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