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N. Senada
May 17, 2011

My kidneys are busted
There's a new autistic muppet named Julia. She hangs out with Elmo and Big Bird. Elmo's a SJW and Big Bird is a gamergater from what I can gather from this Vox article (http://www.vox.com/2017/4/10/15206500/sesame-street-autism-muppet-julia-episode-review) that told me about the autistic muppet named Julia.

Here's a highlight from the episode:

quote:

For Julia, autism also means not liking loud noises like sirens, even if they might seem normal to others. (Big Bird: “It wasn’t that loud.” Elmo: “It was to Julia.”)

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maskenfreiheit
Dec 30, 2004
does this mean it is canon that elmo is not autistic?

N. Senada
May 17, 2011

My kidneys are busted
meant to type 'thread' not 'threat' in title

must be a freudian slip as I fear the rise of homo superior

subhuman filth
Nov 1, 2006

maskenfreiheit posted:

does this mean it is canon that elmo is not autistic?

No, Elmo is a paladin (Inquisitor)

Maya Fey
Jan 22, 2017


turn on your monitor :p

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


I thought we were going to burn this new muppet already.

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

N. Senada posted:

meant to type 'thread' not 'threat' in title

must be a freudian slip as I fear the rise of homo superior

Nut to Butt
Apr 13, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
As a special needs educator, I firmly believe the moral course of action is euthanasia for all tards.

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Nut to Butt posted:

As a special needs educator, I firmly believe the moral course of action is euthanasia for all tards.
Please don't kill yourself.

Nut to Butt
Apr 13, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

a hole-y ghost posted:

Please don't kill yourself.

Give me one good reason not to!

Blue Raider
Sep 2, 2006

N. Senada posted:

For Julia, autism also means not liking loud noises like sirens, even if they might seem normal to others. (Big Bird: “It wasn’t that loud.” Elmo: “It was to Julia.”)

so is she really just hungover and they dont wanna be to on the nose about it?

ElectricSheep
Jan 14, 2006

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.
There were like three threads, we love representation in the media

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Nut to Butt posted:

Give me one good reason not to!
You'll be bad at it, just like everything else ever!! :argh:

Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
didn't have enough money to pay a voice actor?

N. Senada
May 17, 2011

My kidneys are busted

ElectricSheep posted:

There were like three threads, we love representation in the media

I won't feel totally comfortable until there is a muppet for every occasion. Where is the Jew muppet?

Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

N. Senada posted:

I won't feel totally comfortable until there is a muppet for every occasion. Where is the Jew muppet?
it's rizzo

Taima
Dec 31, 2006

tfw you're peeing next to someone in the lineup and they don't know

Dolphin posted:

it's rizzo

Actually it's Fozzie. You can look it up. They don't play up the Jewish stuff these days though

green chicken feet
Nov 5, 2015

spray-paint the vegetables
dog food stalls
with the beefcake pantyhose
Grimey Drawer

N. Senada posted:

I won't feel totally comfortable until there is a muppet for every occasion. Where is the Jew muppet?

The bear family is Jewish (papa bear, mama bear, baby bear).

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams
Huh? What? Sorry, I was playing with my trains.

Son of Rodney
Feb 22, 2006

ohmygodohmygodohmygod

I always like threads where people talk about their jobs, it's pretty interesting. Do go on, OP.

Second Hand Meat Mouth
Sep 12, 2001

Yes OP there are two other active threads about her, but that's not a big deal it happens to the best of us!

Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004

Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates
College Slice
Let's hold out until we know the Muppets religion before we go labeling her a threat

dsf
Jul 1, 2004

That article posted:

That party, in retrospect, was a perfect summary of what it’s like to grow up autistic, at least for me. You’re plunged into a world dense with rules and meanings that everyone else seems to understand intuitively without really trying. When you ask for clarification, to get let in on what everyone else already knows, the kids have no patience (and some of the adults don’t either).

So basically its exactly like what everyone else has to figure out on the way to becoming an adult?

Orange Fluffy Sheep
Jul 26, 2008

Bad EXP received

N. Senada posted:

meant to type 'thread' not 'threat' in title

must be a freudian slip as I fear the rise of homo superior

thread would suck without it so it was a good slip, it has a hook now

Jake Mustache
Feb 7, 2017
Aren't 99% of autists guys? Why would they give this puppet a vaj?

Lurker Ant
Nov 16, 2016

Jake Mustache posted:

Aren't 99% of autists guys? Why would they give this puppet a vaj?

Probably because autistic space robot behavior is less creepy coming from a little girl.

Teikanmi
Dec 16, 2006

by R. Guyovich
I miss the days back when autism was just people being either shy, anti-social, awkward, crazy, or a mix of those 4

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
There is a GREAT threat OP

TheMaskedUgly
Sep 21, 2008

Let's play a different game.

dsf posted:

So basically its exactly like what everyone else has to figure out on the way to becoming an adult?

exactly, only with a retarded brain

Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe
I think there has been about 5 or 6 threads every day about the autistic muppet

green chicken feet
Nov 5, 2015

spray-paint the vegetables
dog food stalls
with the beefcake pantyhose
Grimey Drawer

Jake Mustache posted:

Aren't 99% of autists guys? Why would they give this puppet a vaj?

probably trying to buck the stereotype and make it clear that girls can have autism too

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009

Nut to Butt posted:

As a special needs educator, I firmly believe the moral course of action is euthanasia for all tards.

congrats on overcoming your difficulties to qualify as a teacher op :xd:

ScratchAndSniff
Sep 28, 2008

This game stinks
You laugh now, but nobody will be laughing when the autistic muppet shoots up a muppet kintergarten.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

ScratchAndSniff posted:

You laugh now, but nobody will be laughing when the autistic muppet shoots up a muppet kintergarten.

Pls don't leak the pilot episode of Netflix's Greg the Bunny reboot.

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

Elmo: Hi Julia, how are you doing today?

Julia: [37-minute rant about minecraft griefers]

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

N. Senada posted:

Where is the Jew muppet?

It's cookie monster.

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OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
I'd hardly call ullillia new

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