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*takes long drag off cigarette and flicks it away* heh. you see kids. i've been at this a while now... *slowly turns the crank on a weathered jack-in-the-box* you don't turn this crank *continues to turn crank* no. this crank turns you. *jack pops out of jack in the box* 
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*polishing guitar frets after a gig* *in walks a drunken half naked groupie* Groupie: it's time for SEX Me: no, i'm polishing my frets Groupie: SEX Me: frets...sex...fretsex. Good song name...yes... *scribbles "Fretsex" hastily on a napkin* Groupie: C'MON SEX Me: please keep it down i am trying to concentrate |
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From a second hand store appears our protagonist, a look of determination etched onto his face, and a used six string guitar held reverently in his hands. He gazes upon it in wonder and for a moment you think, but no- was it a trick of the light? Perhaps it was, yet maybe not- maybe you did in fact see stars in his eyes. He was remembering, just last night, in fact- where the venue was playing. No matter how hard he tried he was unable to gain entrance (it was a sold-out show...). Despondent, he pressed his ear to the wall of the theater, and he heard, no; he felt a roar- it was the crowd! Then, he heard it- one, lone guitar. He could picture it, like he was really there! He was understandably metaphorically blown away. Now, he would become that which destiny decreed he would be. He would set out and seek to wrest control of the very primal forces of sound, and noise, and music!. He would be an unstoppable force, and none shall oppose him- he would become- A JUKEBOX HERO
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Apr 13, 2017 22:47
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I only listen to the true genre of music, touhou remixes |
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Apr 13, 2017 22:55
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if your appreciation of music doesn't involve muting "Judge Judy" and grooving out to the background music in afternoon TV commercials, well, you all still just crawling, kids. the truest creative expression is the absolute lack of it. ---------------- |
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"Isn't that kinda redundant?" my friend asks me while showing him a few lo-fi bands from my FLAC library |
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 click here for a parody with bad language in it
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sits down and begins to write the lyrics to the greatest song ever- "You're OK, But About That Horse You Rode In On..."
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Splatmaster posted:From a second hand store appears our protagonist, a look of determination etched onto his face, and a used six string guitar held reverently in his hands. He gazes upon it in wonder and for a moment you think, but no- was it a trick of the light? Perhaps it was, yet maybe not- maybe you did in fact see stars in his eyes. He was remembering, just last night, in fact- where the venue was playing. No matter how hard he tried he was unable to gain entrance (it was a sold-out show...). Despondent, he pressed his ear to the wall of the theater, and he heard, no; he felt a roar- it was the crowd! Then, he heard it- one, lone guitar. He could picture it, like he was really there! He was understandably metaphorically blown away. Now, he would become that which destiny decreed he would be. He would set out and seek to wrest control of the very primal forces of sound, and noise, and music!. He would be an unstoppable force, and none shall oppose him- he would become- A JUKEBOX HERO Admiral_eX_laX posted:*takes long drag off cigarette and flicks it away* Jack in the box hero Pro cranker When it pops, the crowd don't stop
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I wrote this next piece while I was in mourning for my ten dead sons *reaches into jacket and takes out kazoo and pocket theremin*
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dramatic, sustained stratocaster chord fades into silence. the crowd erupts in applause "christ, what kind of moron claps after the first movement?! what is wrong with you idiots!!" the lights go up as the audience is ejected from the venue. what a tragic waste, pearls before swine. |
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I own the stradivarius of triangles it is composed of silver mixed with alloys derived from meteorites once worshiped as gods like a tamahagane blade, it was forged by folding a dozen times then quenched by plunging it into the belly of a fat slave its tone is so pure that it makes unicorns eye virgins with mild distaste and I got such a deal for it on eBay, you can't even imagine
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Each draw of the bow across the violin's tenorous tendons resonate the corresponding heart strings within my breast; the mournful wail of each note vibrates my inner core. Slowly, the song builds. Drums accompany the violins, horned instruments blare out their voices, and still the violin cries out in anguish! The song rises to an inevitable climactic end, ejaculating my soul into the very heart of the cosmos. Self is lost, my very being is consumed and I become one with the universe. And then the phone rings...
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Apr 14, 2017 15:15
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i draw silly pictures with my music
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"Silly?" leans closer and adjusts glasses "Well, now, that there is a good piece of art!" |
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Apr 14, 2017 15:49
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Hey folks, check out my music. It's whale noises 🐋 very deep (sea) |
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Apr 14, 2017 16:18
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Ball Cupper posted:Hey folks, check out my music. It's whale noises 🐋 very deep (sea) It's a good album, I dig it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-7QrQ0cbpg |
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*at a concert, frantically waving my arms in a downward motion* EVERYONE PIPE DOWN I'M TRYING TO HEAR THIS |
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I take my music very seriously. Please meet my wife, Linda *gestures toward an acoustic guitar* Now if you'll excuse us, we were just heading home. Good day. *walks into house sized acoustic guitar* |
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thought for sure this one was on its way to the goldmine. come on let's get some more posts in here!! |
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Apr 29, 2017 22:49
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mrbradlymrmartin posted:i draw silly pictures with my music and here i thought there was only one way to make a hobbie out of synthesia
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Apr 29, 2017 23:22
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im not really serious about music but i do like it a lot  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gDRsOrBGLxk
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Apr 29, 2017 23:23
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mrbradlymrmartin posted:i draw silly pictures with my music nice magnetoscope
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Apr 29, 2017 23:32
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I've been laboring over the Phonograph all day to record the sounds of this music box onto wax, for better sound quality. |
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They Might Be posted:nice magnetoscope im hopin to get a magnetoscope this summer and get it plugged into my vidmixer for . . . reasons i guess like idky i art but it is for reasons i sppose i try to enjoy it at least and to learn things idk what though |
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Blindfolded, in the dark. I disassemble and reassemble over and over again. Vague smell almost like cordite. Clean. Oil. Hours of practice to make this perfect. Each piece known perfectly by touch and memory. Finally I rack it and take a look. This machine is my life. This machine kills fascists. Sony TC-K717ES Compact Cassette deck. A slice of moonlight through the basement window lights my face, and not one mote of dust is suspended in the beam. I hit play. |
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I take my music very seriously. Seriously.
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