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clitical hit

Nice truck, is that a 3500?

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Farg
did you hear their was a breakin 3 blocks over

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Peg Sliderskew

Farg posted:

did you hear their was a breakin 3 blocks over

None of us are safe in our beds! Property values will plummet!

*makes plans to move to a nicer area*

*really means a whiter area*



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Rigged Death Trap

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

It is too late!
I have completed the ancient ritual of property depreciation!
Hello, neighbour.

sb hermit





Rigged Death Trap posted:

It is too late!
I have completed the ancient ritual of property depreciation!
Hello, neighbour.

hello

are you new around here? try the nopales chilaquiles, it's the local specialty

Im Ready for DEATH

FutonForensic posted:

50 years ago: hey neighbor, can i borrow a cup of sugar? god bless

today: hey there neighbor, give me some sugar, sexually. we're an amoral generation. it's like we live on a cum-de-sac, am i right. i will see you tonight at the secret rally, where we will take turns dumping cups of sugar on the national flag, and pictures of our forefathers

slowm

live slow, die whenevs
Coyotes

DavidAlltheTime

All David...all the TIME!
Sorry about my night-terrors.

Dandywalken

*plays Kurtis Blow -The Breaks whenever black kids walk by*

LastGoodBoy

Keep your mind be open window everyday
*plays Gordon Lightfoot - Rainy Day People whenever white kids walk by*

SniperWoreConverse



woah gettin late, better take out the trash

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V5y7YCFsu2E

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdaM5Mv-TTo

Grognan

by Fluffdaddy
oh gently caress that crazy couple isn't back downstairs are they?

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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


Dandywalken posted:

*plays Kurtis Blow -The Breaks whenever black kids walk by*


JackBadass posted:

*plays Gordon Lightfoot - Rainy Day People whenever white kids walk by*

when do we play Billy Joel's Allentown?

LastGoodBoy

Keep your mind be open window everyday
I hope the rest of you don't mind, but it's about 11 at night and I really gotta get started on mowing my lawn.

School Nickname

*fffffff-fffaaaaaaarrrtt*
:ussr:

Rigged Death Trap posted:

It is too late!
I have completed the ancient ritual of property depreciation!
Hello, neighbour.

"W-What? There are ponies in the estate! They're eating the uncut grass! How did you do this! Tell me, how!?"

"Oh it was a Black Art, but easy enough to pull off. I stopped paying the local lawnmower guy to do the lawns."

"Bastard! Why!? Why did you do it!?"

"Because no one was paying the voluntary subscriptions to pay for mowing. I sent out letters and everything."




e; This actually happened in the middle class estate I live in. Biggest resident's association meeting ever over a loose horse.

School Nickname fucked around with this message at 16:15 on Apr 20, 2017

Peg Sliderskew
The feral kids from number 14 keep joyriding on the lawn ponies and stealing their fetlocks. We need to have a meeting about this.

But secretly, so their scary parents don't find out.



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LastGoodBoy

Keep your mind be open window everyday
I've called and reported pony house to the city. Pretty sure this neighborhood isn't zoned for farm animals.

City of Glompton

JackBadass posted:

I've called and reported pony house to the city. Pretty sure this neighborhood isn't zoned for farm animals.

Pretty sure it isn't zoned for squares either, yet here you are.


thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig

cda

by Hand Knit

City of Glompton posted:

Pretty sure it isn't zoned for squares either, yet here you are.

jesus loving christ this is savage

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cda

by Hand Knit
but also, as I understand it, most zoning is done with squares, so it's savage, but kind of confusing when you look into it

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alnilam

cda posted:

but also, as I understand it, most zoning is done with squares, so it's savage, but kind of confusing when you look into it

City of Glompton

just because zoning is done with squares (eg pig slut lisa) it doesn't mean it's for them, do you see the subtle difference here?


thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig

LastGoodBoy

Keep your mind be open window everyday
I just checked with the city. Turns out the neighborhood is zoned for squares.

City of Glompton

JackBadass posted:

I just checked with the city. Turns out the neighborhood is zoned for squares.

have it your way. I'm letting my house go into foreclosure, stick that in your square pipe and smoke it


thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig

LastGoodBoy

Keep your mind be open window everyday
Myself and all the other neighborhood squares are throwing a huge block party with a silent auction to raise money to save City of Glompton's house from foreclosure, because squares are good people who help their neighbors.

SniperWoreConverse



Technically speaking, according to the city & state codes, they recently changed it so it's not legal to keep an animal of sheep-size or larger within city limits. Apparently this was changed a few weeks ago for an unknown reason. I'm still allowed to breed peacocks without restriction. It's within my rights and their coops are fine and healthy. Yes they do like to start calling at 4AM and don't stop for 18 hours, really beautiful voice to match really beautiful creatures.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UgDw2iIcmQ0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdaM5Mv-TTo

DavidAlltheTime

All David...all the TIME!
Please keep your 'cocks under control.

Peg Sliderskew
*puts flyers through all the neighbour's doors to advertise my new pet sitting and peacock feather duster selling service*

No, I don't water plants.



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DragQueenofAngmar

You shall not pass!
*says hello everyday in a cold aloof manner that i hope communicates how loud u are at strange hours and how much i hate u for it*

Peg Sliderskew

DragQueenofAngmar posted:

*says hello everyday in a cold aloof manner that i hope communicates how loud u are at strange hours and how much i hate u for it*

*lights fifth midnight bonfire of the week and practises ukulele 'quietly'*



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poverty goat



What have you got in the cellar, Herr JackBadass?

birds


*ethnic food scents waft from my house*


thanks hogge wild!

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LastGoodBoy

Keep your mind be open window everyday

poverty goat posted:

What have you got in the cellar, Herr JackBadass?

No one... I-I mean nothing! I got nothing in the cellar.

High on the hog, 90's style.

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