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Who shall serve as President of C-SPAM April - July 2017?
This poll is closed.
Lastgirl 67 8.77%
Zegermans 21 2.75%
Turdfuzz 59 7.72%
Epic High Five 33 4.32%
Lindsay O Graham 46 6.02%
Euphronius 19 2.49%
Cumshitter 35 4.58%
Crazy Cloud 32 4.19%
mormonpartyboat 25 3.27%
Mariana Horchata 43 5.63%
Matey 18 2.36%
Baloogan 47 6.15%
Squizzle 51 6.68%
mrbradleymrmartin 19 2.49%
Shagaletic 16 2.09%
Powerball 39 5.10%
Concerned Citizen 15 1.96%
ate poo poo on live tv 13 1.70%
Gobbagool 10 1.31%
Fallen Hamprince 14 1.83%
fits my needs 15 1.96%
Lowtax 43 5.63%
Quidam Viator 13 1.70%
Deadgoon 15 1.96%
56 7.33%
Total: 164 votes
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Lindsey O. Graham
Dec 31, 2016

"We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief
it is time for me to tell c-spam of my policy platform:

the legalization of signatures
the continued lobbying, though this time with more influence, for mariana horchata's return to c-spam
government protections against the collection of c-spam user data
a pro meme environment, and an alcohol/weed-positive c-spam
a pro-choice punctuation environment
as well as a free speech attitude towards poo poo-posting as well as poo poo posters
biweekly readings by lindsey
up to the minute insider details on what a us senator does at home (drink bourbon, and poo poo post)

so c-spam, choose wisely; choose me :wink:




also, i'm campaigning against goon disease; lift some weights, and kiss a girl today!

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Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
oh poo poo Lowtax was on the list?!


























anyway I voted for peebs

rudatron
May 31, 2011

by Fluffdaddy
Thank you for making the vote a checkbox poll.

it makes voting more powerful, than the low energy single voting

Bilirubin
Feb 16, 2014

The sanctioned action is to CHUG


I declare my vote officially for sale.

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Bilirubin posted:

I declare my vote officially for sale.

vote for everyone

Bilirubin
Feb 16, 2014

The sanctioned action is to CHUG


Even Lowtax?

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




he made this bed now he can lie in it

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
never wrestle with pigs
you both get dirty
and the pig likes it :oink:

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
i am immensely flattered to be on this list and thanks all for reading my dumb jokes and stories

Lindsey O. Graham
Dec 31, 2016

"We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

cumshitter posted:

i am immensely flattered to be on this list and thanks all for reading my dumb jokes and stories

our pleasure :yayclod:

Origami Dali
Jan 7, 2005

Get ready to fuck!
You fucker's fucker!
You fucker!
many people are saying this election is rigged, and im p sure over three million illegals voted in california. dead people are voting four sometimes five times.

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



i heard something about hanging chuds

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

punchymcpunch posted:

i heard something about hanging chuds

it was clouds, actually, hanging clouds

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



whoa crazy

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

lol masochist



if elected i promiste to legalize it!!!!! :420::420::420::420::420::420::420::420::420:

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
I wanted to be in the list I'd ban milk and make art house movie viewings mandatory for d&d immigrants

Also Angelspit's Scars and Stripes would be the CSPAM anthem

Make cspam goth again

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!
Nite Crew Channel: Farthouse Film Edition ???

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



Chokes McGee posted:

I wanted to be in the list I'd ban milk and make art house movie viewings mandatory for d&d immigrants

Also Angelspit's Scars and Stripes would be the CSPAM anthem

Make cspam goth again

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Don't doxx me

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

now where did you find my high school yearbook, did you go to Lincoln too!?!?!?!?

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Al! posted:

now where did you find my high school yearbook, did you go to Lincoln too!?!?!?!?

all sentient beings are filld with alex jones-nature

GlyphGryph
Jun 23, 2013

Down came the glitches and burned us in ditches and we slept after eating our dead.

crazy cloud posted:

you know you're not a candidate, your avatar is, dude
someone nominated your avatar and it got seconded

Electoral Tradition says whoever holds the avatar controls the votes
Should have voted for Eonwes-avatar-but-rotating-the-opposite-way

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy

GlyphGryph posted:

Electoral Tradition says whoever holds the avatar controls the votes
Should have voted for Eonwes-avatar-but-rotating-the-opposite-way

🤔

deadgoon
Dec 4, 2014

by FactsAreUseless
is lastgirl president yet

when will we be freed from the tyranny of crazy cloud

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy

deadgoon posted:

is lastgirl president yet

when will we be freed from the tyranny of crazy cloud

Inauguration is on 4/20 blaze it

Full schedule of the election process has been posted in the executive mansion!

change my name
Aug 27, 2007

Legends die but anime is forever.

RIP The Lost Otakus.

I'm not even on the ballot but I can still win this through super delegates

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




where is superdel

why are cardassians there

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy
ok like 9 hours left til we close this round and begin round 2 where the only voters are the candidates themselves, for just 1 day, and a winner is whoever has a majority of total votes cast !

Lindsey O. Graham
Dec 31, 2016

"We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

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crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy

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