- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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future where bottle caps are money, but only snapple and the value is how good the fact is
It's a gangland future where you get fortune cookies or something but they are highly prized because they contain street fighter style special moves that work in real life. Might just save your but someday.
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- Adbot
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Apr 20, 2024 00:11
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- Bright Bart
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False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped
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Police are chasing some guy who had ran past you a moment ago
*painting at a solid brick wall, up in the sky, or down a sewer drain*
'He went thatta way!'
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Apr 18, 2024 09:18
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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Eminem reveals he was Parrapa the Rapper this whole time.
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Apr 18, 2024 09:26
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- Karate Bastard
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Add "tactical" to things to make them stupider. Tactical wallet. Tactical tank. Tactical breast milk.
Actually on reflection, tactical breast milk may not be that stupid. Many situations where an infant's wail would give away your position, disrupt functions, etc
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Apr 18, 2024 09:36
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- Drink-Mix Man
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You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.
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Actually on reflection, tactical breast milk may not be that stupid. Many situations where an infant's wail would give away your position, disrupt functions, etc
A mace-like spray can of tactical breast milk for non-lethal crowd control at baby protests
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Apr 18, 2024 10:22
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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The baby riots.
How can a baby riot?
Mech suits.
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Apr 18, 2024 10:28
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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The soporiphic detective.
He speaks with an unidentifiable foreign accent. It's very pleasantly hypnotic. You feel sleepy and stupid.
Suddenly the Detective is giving his summation and pointing out who done it and why. Then you fall back asleep.
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Apr 18, 2024 10:38
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- Finger Prince
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The baby riots.
How can a baby riot?
Mech suits.
Babies riot all the time, but they are small, disorganized, and easily pacified, so pose no real threat.
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Apr 18, 2024 14:24
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- Bright Bart
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False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped
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You go into a roadside stop where the lady and guy at the counter serve you somewhat reluctantly and when you turn to open what you think must be the bathroom only to have them SCREAM at you not to go in there and for the sake of everyone NOT to open that door
You oblige but the rest of your time on this Earth you can't get out of your head what must have been behind that door. Was it the murdered body of the actual owner they had just robbed? Was it a sleeping bear that was awaiting animal control? Was it in fact the bathroom but the last person to use it had made a *real* mess? Or were the two employee is just about done their long shift and really didn't want to clean again after you?
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Apr 18, 2024 17:22
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- Buttchocks
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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instead of Telemann's Tafelmusik, it's TINSTAAFLmusik
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Apr 18, 2024 22:10
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Apr 20, 2024 00:11
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- Bright Bart
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False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped
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instead of Telemann's Tafelmusik, it's TINSTAAFLmusik
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