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alnilam posted:*tinny voices from machine* on one side of the machine there is a flipper button, on the other side there is a dark box remove your hand from the box while the ball is in play and your game is over or maybe your Game is Over lol the name of the machine is definitely the Gom Jabbar and features a lurid image of a poison needle jammed up against someone's neck |
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How do I achieve the high score and make the skillshot? "That which submits rules" (did op think he had been taught nothing at all?) That's a hint?
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Apr 23, 2017 17:25
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the skillshot on the Basic Instinct table is pretty risky, unless you give no fucks about exposing all the tots in Dave & Busters to Sharon Stone's hoo-ha
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Apr 23, 2017 18:39
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Zorodius posted:The extremely unpopular 1983 WarGames pinball machine includes a warning that "The only winning move is not to play." This is correct; the flippers are wired to the building mains, and even inserting a quarter is enough to trigger a massive electrical fire likely to kill everyone inside. |
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Apr 23, 2017 18:48
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Ein cooler Typ posted:o i didn't read the whole topic I didn't know we were supposed to do jokes it sounds like the street fighter 2 pinball table is the real joke. |
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they don't let me play pinball anymore, i got too skilled. they said it wasn't fair. when i walked into the bar all the machines would start lighting up and giving people points and one even caught on fire. if i looka t a pinball machine win it. if i touch a pinball machione it commits suicide or marries me. thats good because i'm sexually attracted to pinball machines but also believe strongly in the Institution of Marriage.
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On the Law and Order: SVU table, if your active character is Vincent D'Onofrio and you trigger a gang assault multiball, delay hitting the right ramp after the audio cue and you get an awkward pause bonus of 120,000,000 points. If your active character is Jeff Goldblum, you only receive a 1,000 point "phoning it in" bonus. |
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Apr 23, 2017 22:26
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on the pinball machine based on my divorce avoid alimony and keep the dog
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Apr 23, 2017 22:40
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alnilam posted:*tinny voices from machine* I will not tilt, tilt is the score killer.
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Apr 23, 2017 22:41
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cda posted:on the pinball machine based on my divorce avoid alimony and keep the dog |
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Apr 23, 2017 22:54
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instead of keeping a diary i make a pinball machine for each day of my life; a lot of them are pretty similar but if you play the march 17 1997 one it will teach you how to have sex
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Apr 23, 2017 23:08
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cda posted:instead of keeping a diary i make a pinball machine for each day of my life; a lot of them are pretty similar but if you play the march 17 1997 one it will teach you how to have sex the reporter from citizen kane plays each day's pinball game for hours each, trying to figure out which skillshot reveals what rosebud is... in the end he learns a little about himself |
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Apr 23, 2017 23:16
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vanisher posted:How do I achieve the high score and make the skillshot? i miss the concept of a high score
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Apr 24, 2017 00:23
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In the DBZ table, after losing all but your last ball, the upper level opens up where you can charge your spirit ball. It's a slow and tricky shot because the ball has an internal LED that you have to charge up by getting people to cheer you on before you can make the final shot. The table also has a thin layer of glue on it to make the ball travel really slowly.
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https://bentomiso.com/events/the-titled-hand The hit pop culture anti-colonialist critique that got me banned from at least one Stateside museum, now in Canadian. To know pinball is to understand the way America romanticizes the dehumanization of women and othering of non-white cultures to justify a legacy of colonization and cultural appropriation. It is also to know hope in the face of unrelenting exclusion and bigotry. Pinball, especially in the Pacific Northwest (and Ontario), is experiencing a rapid influx of women and people of color into the game, who, if given access to the massive physical resources (i.e. thousands of incomplete machines) could overturn our racist and sexist history and create a better, brighter pinball |
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