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I passed my CISSP exam today and am now one of the elite What kind of cool jobs can I look forward to? What're other CISSP dudes up to? 
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Apr 26, 2017 03:34
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pity reply
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Apr 26, 2017 03:36
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cissp is a dumb cert with almost no real world benefits last time i checked hope your employer paid for it http://attrition.org/security/conferences/why_you_should_not_get_a_CISSP-public.pdf
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Apr 26, 2017 03:36
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you memorized a bunch of poo poo that has no technical relevance but will get you some money on the infosec side of things, so grats I guess. it's probably the most boring cert I've ever studied for.
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Apr 26, 2017 03:49
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my goth gf posted:cissp is a dumb cert with almost no real world benefits last time i checked they did and i agree but im proud anyway
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Apr 26, 2017 04:05
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are any certs in the entire IT sector not garbage?
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Apr 26, 2017 04:06
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experience is king but CISSP is quickly becoming a standard requirement for even entry level security analyst positions or your resume goes in the trash
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Apr 26, 2017 04:15
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their "vouching" system for getting accredited after the test along with not letting you see anything more than pass/fail has done a bit to slow its descent in to diploma mill worthlessness but the 2015 revisions of the test gutted most of the technical knowledge so its getting easier to game as a conceptless cram session of corporate buzzwords with a little bit of Best Practice thrown in. It will be as laughable as A/Network+ in a few years and then they'll move on to the next arbitrary test that you have to pass. Regardless, congrats. That's a lot of bullshit to jam in your head.
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Apr 26, 2017 04:20
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Apr 26, 2017 04:29
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you cant spell cssip without PISS
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Apr 26, 2017 08:34
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my first post-college job: my boss was a cissp and sure enough he dropped lots of phones in the toilet
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Apr 26, 2017 12:28
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Raere posted:are any certs in the entire IT sector not garbage? getting a CCIE is a good way to work on networking stuff for telecoms and such, if that's your bag
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Apr 26, 2017 13:05
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die cissp scum
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Apr 26, 2017 13:14
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I CANNOT EJACULATE WITHOUT SEEING NATIVE AMERICANS BRUTALISED!
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cissp sounds like a birth defect. i'm glad to learn it is actually an acquired syndrome.
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Apr 26, 2017 14:06
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blowfish posted:die cissp scum
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Apr 26, 2017 14:34
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i don't ever want to waste my time with this nonsense. i want to go straight miyamotto style go right into producing video games. tripping on shrooms and telling people what to do. no coding required. my life is going to be exhilarating and I'm going to be rich.
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Apr 26, 2017 14:39
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holy poo poo CISSP
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Apr 26, 2017 17:25
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blowfish posted:die cissp scum
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Apr 26, 2017 17:54
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apparently i would be able to pass my software eng years as valid experience for the test as ive done things with ssl certs sometimes so ill probably get this how much did you study
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Apr 26, 2017 17:55
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blowfish posted:die cissp scum didnt read the thread but came in for this reference, peace out
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Apr 26, 2017 18:54
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blowfish posted:die cissp scum german for "the cissp scum"
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Apr 26, 2017 19:26
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LP0 ON FIRE posted:i don't ever want to waste my time with this nonsense. i want to go straight miyamotto style go right into producing video games. tripping on shrooms and telling people what to do. no coding required. my life is going to be exhilarating and I'm going to be rich. same
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Apr 26, 2017 20:51
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poty posted:apparently i would be able to pass my software eng years as valid experience for the test as ive done things with ssl certs sometimes so ill probably get this I did five 9hr days straight plus another 4-6hrs cramming with flash cards at home to pass
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Apr 27, 2017 00:02
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i don't think i could name one professional certification in any field anywhere
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Apr 27, 2017 00:57
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I had to do security+ and it was utterly worthless congrats on your resume padding tho op
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Apr 27, 2017 01:03
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lame I have to have certs. like CPR poo poo and a mother loving yearly registration?
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Apr 27, 2017 01:44
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echinopsis posted:you cant spell cssip without PISS blowfish posted:die cissp scum peeper posted:holy poo poo 
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Apr 27, 2017 04:23
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COACHS SPORT BAR posted:I had to do security+ and it was utterly worthless I had my Security+ but I decided to 'upgrade' instead of renewing it
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Apr 27, 2017 04:37
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Raere posted:I had my Security+ but I decided to 'upgrade' instead of renewing it I chose to not renew it when it expired, but continued to list it on my resume
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Apr 27, 2017 05:09
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Got mine in February of this year. It's kind of like losing your virginity - you don't feel any different afterwards but it's still a significant milestone in your life.
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Apr 27, 2017 17:57
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ltugo posted:Got mine in February of this year. how would you know
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Apr 28, 2017 01:15
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actually I felt like a terrible sinner after I fisrt had sex because I wasnt quite married that feeling of shame and badness after ejac'in' didnt go away though once we were married. took a wee while to feel good about intercourse
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Apr 28, 2017 02:19
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So what was bela lapuda model again? Lol, I held the certification in high regard until I went and took a one week bootcamp. I looked around and about 3 of us out of 20 actually knew any actual security. The rest were like 'I got promoted/hired and need this dumb certificate' The pass rate was 95%.
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