Hillary Clinton: The Comic

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Seth Pecksniff: May 27, 2004; can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Come, find your inner zen. Be one with Clinton.

A land without Russians, emails or Bernie Sanders.

A land without this face.

And find the answer to the question:

Who Watches the Men?

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Squallege: Jan 7, 2006; No greater good, no just cause; Grimey Drawer

I lov the funny pages

# ? Apr 26, 2017 21:34

Apoplexy: Mar 9, 2003; by Shine

Starring Bernie Sanders as all the most objectionable parts of Rorschach, The Comedian, and Ozymandias all rolled into one!

# ? Apr 26, 2017 21:36

ElectricSheep: Jan 14, 2006; she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

# ? Apr 26, 2017 21:48

EvilJoven: Mar 18, 2005; NOBODY,IN THE HISTORY OF EVER, HAS ASKED OR CARED WHAT CANADA THINKS. YOU ARE NOT A COUNTRY. YOUR MONEY HAS THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND ON IT. IF YOU DIG AROUND IN YOUR BACKYARD, NATIVE SKELETONS WOULD EXPLODE OUT OF YOUR LAWN LIKE THE END OF POLTERGEIST. CANADA IS SO POLITE, EH?; Fun Shoe

Wow the neo liberal shitheads that got us all into this mess sure are spending a lot of effort fantasizing that their bullshit wouldn't eventually backfire on them. This is even more sad than that twitter account that's pretending that Hillary is POTUS.

# ? Apr 26, 2017 21:51

house of the dad: Jul 4, 2005

Giant psychic octopus would have won

# ? Apr 26, 2017 21:53

Squashing Machine: Jul 5, 2005; I mean boning, the wild mambo, the hunka chunka

If Bernie's still alive and willing to run in 2020 I look forward to every mealy-mouthed Salon writer talking through their gritted dog teeth about how they've been behind him this whole time

# ? Apr 26, 2017 21:56

Julius CSAR: Oct 3, 2007; by sebmojo

The art sucks

# ? Apr 26, 2017 22:00

Cephalectomy: Jun 8, 2007

I hate the Donald but the people fetishizing Hillary Clinton and her shittyness are just as bad as the mouth breathers doing the same for Trump. Somehow the cosmos aligned to have these two very special terrible people running at the same time and it has caused no end to stupid annoying people being even louder than usual.

# ? Apr 26, 2017 22:03

Spunky Psycho Ho: Jan 26, 2007; by zen death robot

People still are on this Trump thing huh

# ? Apr 26, 2017 22:04

EvilJoven: Mar 18, 2005; NOBODY,IN THE HISTORY OF EVER, HAS ASKED OR CARED WHAT CANADA THINKS. YOU ARE NOT A COUNTRY. YOUR MONEY HAS THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND ON IT. IF YOU DIG AROUND IN YOUR BACKYARD, NATIVE SKELETONS WOULD EXPLODE OUT OF YOUR LAWN LIKE THE END OF POLTERGEIST. CANADA IS SO POLITE, EH?; Fun Shoe

Squashing Machine posted:

If Bernie's still alive and willing to run in 2020 I look forward to every mealy-mouthed Salon writer talking through their gritted dog teeth about how they've been behind him this whole time

When the DNC ask Bernie to run I hope he gives this speech:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b6CVvNRQcvE&t=9s

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Luxury Communism: Aug 22, 2015; by Lowtax

If you want a vision of the future, imagine just replying :^) to every post, forever.

# ? Apr 26, 2017 22:07

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