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Plebian Parasite

hey guvnah tis the sex bloke thread

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The Big Bang Theory is a popular television show based on sex nerd culture, but no one buys the premise of the cute blonde neighbor willing to get down with a group of awkward sex nerds. Much like Friends, whose cast of characters live comfortable lifestyles on skimpy salaries in New York City, The Big Bang Theory requires a hefty suspension of disbelief from even the most willing viewer.


thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig

Peg Sliderskew
Can you believe those losers are wasting their Saturday night at yet another orgy? I'd be embarrassed to be that lame.

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Courtesy of Manifisto

posting smiling

deep dish peat moss posted:

I don't hang out with Darren, he's part of one of those Role-Playing groups... and I don't mean the kind with the dice

lol

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deep dish peat moss posted:

There's a guy called Sax Guy in Downtown Phoenix, Az who likes to sit in corporate plazas and serenade the entire city at once with sultry sax lines and sweeping solos, which you can hear bouncing off the buildings and through the streets. I'm taking some inspiration from this thread I can assure you that next weekend there's going to be a Sex Guy down there too.

nice!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jj5vagsGC38

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my sax guy used to play right here, just cranking out some popular tunes to entertain the hikers/skiers

I want u to close ur eyes and imagine coming over a crest and hearing some Mancini reverberating across teh mountains

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9OPc7MRm4Y8



heard?

Manifisto


King of the Beach posted:

my sax guy used to play right here, just cranking out some popular tunes to entertain the hikers/skiers

I want u to close ur eyes and imagine coming over a crest and hearing some Mancini reverberating across teh mountains

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9OPc7MRm4Y8



heard?

that is not by any chance the tuckerman ravine, is it?

I mean, it could be literally millions of places in the world, it just has that feel to it

FactsAreUseless

Manifisto posted:

that is not by any chance the tuckerman ravine, is it?

I mean, it could be literally millions of places in the world, it just has that feel to it
I don't know even know her, man.

Manifisto


FactsAreUseless posted:

I don't know even know her, man.

I would also have accepted, "you brought her, man"

Majuju

I had a beer with Stephen Miller once and now I like him.
As security drags me out of the Sex Edison museum, I start screaming at the assembled crowds. "He stole the idea for genital electrostim from Sex Tesla! Read a book, you philistines!!!"

Im Ready for DEATH

I know where the boobs are and the nipples, too.

FutonForensic

Majuju posted:

As security drags me out of the Sex Edison museum, I start screaming at the assembled crowds. "He stole the idea for genital electrostim from Sex Tesla! Read a book, you philistines!!!"


HotSoapyBeard

I'm a really cool nice dad
HAIKOOLIGAN
Counsellor: "So what brings you to me today?"
Wife: "Well... this is kinda hard."
Counsellor: "This is a safe space, go on."
Wife: "Well I just feel like the passion has gone from our relationship I mean, we used to spend our nights playing CS:GO for hours or if we were feeling adventurous get some people over and do some role-playing. Sometimes even a spontaneous round of dota before work..."
Counsellor: "This is good we're getting somewhere, go on."
Wife: "...and now I'm lucky if I even watch him play one round of hearthstone a month!!"
Husband: "Well maybe if you weren't trying to have SEX with me all the time we'd have time for some gaming!!!"
Wife "Oh god it's all overrrrr!!" *sobs uncontrollably*

mailorder bees

FLUFFERNUTTER

Im Ready for DEATH posted:

I know where the boobs are and the nipples, too.

teach me, master


thanks Manifisto!

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Manifisto posted:

that is not by any chance the tuckerman ravine, is it?

I mean, it could be literally millions of places in the world, it just has that feel to it

yuppers!

#timefortucks

http://www.timefortuckerman.com/forums/member/11-saxman/about

^ this dude

we used to kno each other quite well but he moved to Colorado years ago and took his most excellent mobile hot dog business w/ him - if any of u yobsters are nearby chk out Uncle Fred's Franks the best hot dogs in Denver

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GaoLU6zKaws

Manifisto


King of the Beach posted:

yuppers!

#timefortucks

http://www.timefortuckerman.com/forums/member/11-saxman/about

^ this dude

we used to kno each other quite well but he moved to Colorado years ago and took his most excellent mobile hot dog business w/ him - if any of u yobsters are nearby chk out Uncle Fred's Franks the best hot dogs in Denver

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GaoLU6zKaws

woah that's . . . something, would probably have been fascinating to bump into that dude

hopefully I will be up at that spot on tuckerman sometime this summer. I'm sort of surprised I recognized it correctly but in all fairness I guess the slopes of wildcat in the background are a bit of a giveaway.

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Manifisto posted:

woah that's . . . something, would probably have been fascinating to bump into that wildcat

:hai:



wild
...cat

Rrrrr

pow

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