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yaaaaard saaaaaale! 
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after today my house will be in a void where stone and grass used to be, but i will be $15 richer
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May 7, 2017 14:57
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haunted bop-it, $1 - i'd give it away for free but i want its new owner to have some respect for it and the curse only transfers if the item is traded for
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May 7, 2017 14:57
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I would like to purchase some items from your yard sale, but my requirements are quite specific. I am looking for Stephen King paperbacks with a minimum of 10 pages missing (preferably in a block, but I will consider random placement), ornaments of incredibly ugly animals made of unglazed porcelain and some vest tops with dubious stains which you've priced at three times their retail value as 'vintage'.
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May 7, 2017 14:59
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hockey jockey posted:I would like to purchase some items from your yard sale, but my requirements are quite specific. I am looking for Stephen King paperbacks with a minimum of 10 pages missing (preferably in a block, but I will consider random placement), ornaments of incredibly ugly animals made of unglazed porcelain and some vest tops with dubious stains which you've priced at three times their retail value as 'vintage'. oh these stephen king paperbacks yes of course they are missing dozens of pages! hey go take a look at that 12" porcelain dragon *turns around and discretely tears some pages out while you're distracted*
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May 7, 2017 15:01
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I am sorry I will no longer go to yard sales, I will only go to a YARD SARD which is too bad because I need a butter dish specifically for weed butter it needs to be either fabulous and fancy or ugly as sin
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May 7, 2017 15:05
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alnilam posted:oh these stephen king paperbacks yes of course they are missing dozens of pages! hey go take a look at that 12" porcelain dragon *turns around and discretely tears some pages out while you're distracted* Hmm, they're a bit short on mildew stains, but I'll take them and the statuette of a pug apparently worrying a boot while sitting in another boot.
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May 7, 2017 15:21
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Will you have Jello molds? I would like to peruse your fine plastic Jello molds. Old jelly jars used as drinking glasses are also high up there on my list
https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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May 7, 2017 15:41
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Splatmaster posted:Will you have Jello molds? I would like to peruse your fine plastic Jello molds. Old jelly jars used as drinking glasses are also high up there on my list can we combine our yard sales? I too have some items SPLATMASTER i got you covered, i gots jello molds like you wouldn't believe comin outta my rear end i got so many MANIFISTO your search is over my friend the ugliest butter dish it is inscribed in japanese: gaijin wa butter kusai which means "perfect for weed butter" i gots vintage socks, vintage personalized bowling balls ("ONE OF TWO" and "SLAPPY PAPPY"), vintage hospice blankets, vintage partial dentures, the works like ice cream? yeah that's right, i got yer ice cream maker RIGHT HERE, CUM n get it aw yeah before it melts, sugar hurry up vintage vintage vintage all priced to MOVE slurp up that melted ice cream that has dripped all over my bowling balls cash only, sale starts at midnite no cash no problem i take it outta yer hide get over here ---------------- |
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May 7, 2017 16:09
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yes I would like exactly one (1) yard of used ikea furniture, please |
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May 7, 2017 16:39
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Do you have pile of broken crap with a free sign on it? Otherwise I'm not making the trip
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May 7, 2017 16:54
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I have a box of broken crap with one good item in it, that'll be $5 and you have to take the whole box
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May 7, 2017 17:33
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That's a nice mattress you've got leaning against your garage there, the one with "gently used" spray painted onto it
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May 7, 2017 17:51
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vanisher posted:That's a nice mattress you've got leaning against your garage there, the one with "gently used" spray painted onto it sorry that one's not for sale |
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May 7, 2017 17:52
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So if I just come back tonight will all this stuff still be out here with a "free please take" sign or what
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May 7, 2017 17:52
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alnilam posted:sorry that one's not for sale I've got a mattress in my truck over there i'd be more than happy to make a trade
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May 7, 2017 17:55
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vanisher posted:So if I just come back tonight will all this stuff still be out here with a "free please take" sign or what It'll be inside, the door will be locked, and there won't be a sign, but I've never let that stop me from taking free stuff in the past! You won't believe the kind of stuff people give away sometimes |
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May 7, 2017 18:25
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Gee I really don't need a pair of used rollerskates that are a size too big for me or a bowling ball with a gouge torn out of it from the ball return machine but you can't beat the price
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May 7, 2017 18:56
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Splatmaster posted:Gee I really don't need a pair of used rollerskates that are a size too big for me or a bowling ball with a gouge torn out of it from the ball return machine but you can't beat the price at these prices, can you really afford not to buy them? |
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May 7, 2017 18:59
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(going through bag of items yard sale customer wishes to purchase): lessee what you got here. okay, a well-worn tee shirt, check. a used pair of jeans, don't worry about those blood stains, they're barely noticeable. my old baseball cap, sorry about all the hairs in there, I wish they were still on my head! haha! okay what else, a ragdoll. a photograph of my face. a box of extra-large, extra-sharp pins. a book on haitian vodou. some candles, a live chicken, an antique dagger. that'll be . . . (my eyes suddenly narrow as an idea occurs to me) say, wait just a minute there buddy! you're getting all this stuff, if you buy one more item you'll get a 10% discount on the whole thing! |
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May 7, 2017 19:17
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alnilam posted:at these prices, can you really afford not to buy them? **deftly stuffs both hands into his pockets and pulls out two inside out and empty pockets, flinging pocket lint everywhere** Nope! https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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May 7, 2017 19:18
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Manifisto posted:(going through bag of items yard sale customer wishes to purchase): lessee what you got here. okay, a well-worn tee shirt, check. a used pair of jeans, don't worry about those blood stains, they're barely noticeable. my old baseball cap, sorry about all the hairs in there, I wish they were still on my head! haha! okay what else, a ragdoll. a photograph of my face. a box of extra-large, extra-sharp pins. a book on haitian vodou. some candles, a live chicken, an antique dagger. that'll be . . . (my eyes suddenly narrow as an idea occurs to me) say, wait just a minute there buddy! you're getting all this stuff, if you buy one more item you'll get a 10% discount on the whole thing! Another get ritual quick scheme https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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May 7, 2017 19:20
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I'd like a whole heap of old mason jars and no questions thank you |
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