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Dely Apple
Apr 22, 2006

Sing me Spanish Techno


Who What Now posted:

Where did the myth that casinos offer free booze come from?

Casinos do give you a bud light or light cocktail if you sit at slots for a while, "free" doesn't count for much since you look like a goonboi if you don't tip a little too

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Jedah
Sep 1, 2001

YOU CAN NOT BUST THE KRUST
*spends lunch breaks playing fighting games in the arcade*

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Dely Apple posted:

Casinos do give you a bud light or light cocktail if you sit at slots for a while, "free" doesn't count for much since you look like a goonboi if you don't tip a little too

Why would I give a poo poo about looking like a goonboi?

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

tip and slap her rear end and upgrade to fuccboi

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

Mods please change my name to

numberoneposter posted:

Upgrade to fuccboi

Tia

A CRAB IRL
May 6, 2009

If you're looking for me, you better check under the sea

I don't think anyone works at Caesar's Palace

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m
Apr 16, 2017

Í̝̰ ͓̯̖̫̹̯̤A҉m̺̩͝ ͇̬A̡̮̞̠͚͉̱̫ K̶e͓ǵ.̻̱̪͖̹̟̕
I'm only here until my rap career starts to take off

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost

SCROTO TURBOSPERG posted:

Mods please change my name to


Tia

fuccboi version 2.3
patch notes: bug fixes and performance improvements

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

Mozi posted:

fuccboi version 2.3
patch notes: bug fixes and performance improvements

upgrade to fuccboi will do to megaman what deadpool did to comicbooks

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

*mods gbs*

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

*orders a caesar salad and a bloody caesar and gets a c-section*

AEMINAL
May 22, 2015

barf barf i am a dog, barf on your carpet, barf
*suffers from severe PTSD after a decade of on floor customer service*

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
*admires hall of famer George Brett rip epic poo poo into pants*

jazzyhattrick
Jul 1, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
RETRIBUTION!

Snow Cone Capone
Jul 31, 2003


:accepts $20 tip from middle-aged man for providing a phone number for weed delivery services that's the 1st hit on Google for "weed delivery las vegas":

Snow Cone Capone
Jul 31, 2003


:dies of cancer after working in an enclosed space that allows smoking for 20 years:

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

*gets stabbed in the neck with a pen by a short angry italian man*

meet girls at the store
Nov 4, 2002
*is Armenian*

Tomato Burger
Jun 18, 2007
The secret is granola.
*hoses down seats at the Bacchanal Buffet to get ready for the dinner rush*

phasmid
Jan 16, 2015

Booty Shaker
SILENT MAJORITY
"The main room?"
"The main room!"
"Groovus!"

yoloer420
May 19, 2006

Dely Apple posted:

Casinos do give you a bud light or light cocktail if you sit at slots for a while, "free" doesn't count for much since you look like a goonboi if you don't tip a little too

Better to go down to freemont st and drink with the hobos.

Pistol_Pete
Sep 15, 2007

Oven Wrangler
*is a servant in Caesar's palace*

*avoids getting involved in politics*

*gossips with the other servants about who's likely to get assassinated next*

*has a pretty sweet life overall*

Secular Humanist
Mar 1, 2016

by Smythe
welcome to wrestlemania 9!!!

yokozuna vs hulk hogan or whatever!!!

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Snow Cone Capone
Jul 31, 2003


Secular Humanist posted:

welcome to wrestlemania 9!!!

yokozuna vs hulk hogan or whatever!!!

Sadly I'm pretty sure broadcasting wrestling events from casinos has been replaced with broadcasting MMA fights from casinos :(

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