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  Privyet, comrades, and welcome to the Kremlin. The workers and peasants of the Soviet Union require your aid! You must lead the world to Communism! A primer on the function of the Kremlin can be found here. First we have some choices: Difficulty: Utopia, Normal, Hard, Solzhenitsyn, 1904 Starting Date: 1985, 1986, 1988 (after Romanov), 1988 (after Gorbachev), 1989 (after Grishin), 1989 (after Gromyko) Character: Use Historical or Create Our Own? Remember Comrades, the victory of the inevitable historical dialectic depends on you!
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*craft Five Year Plan*
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*have borscht for lunch*
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I remember this game being total bullshit so you might wanna keep the difficulty at "hard" or lower. be sure to bribe the gently caress out of the KGB peoples every year -- especially if you're going to GET RADICAL -- makes coups way less likely / more survivable. also take time to read the paperback book Klass that the game came bundled with, read the whole drat thing cover-to-cover or you're playing the game wrong.
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mmmm posted:I remember this game being total bullshit so you might wanna keep the difficulty at "hard" or lower. I think this is the remake that came out on Steam earlier this year.
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May 14, 2017 07:29
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tell american president reagan to go gently caress himself
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encourage social reformism, then see who comes out in favor of it and put the revisionist trash in the gulag forever nuke america nuke europe send the chinese a memo telling them to have fun with their dead planet get in a rocket and set sail for fully automated luxury space communism
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May 14, 2017 17:08
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Summon Putin then put three slugs in his head.
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Okay, I was under the impression people were actually going to take this somewhat seriously. I'll probably just post this in LP.
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May 14, 2017 17:32
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Mycroft Holmes posted:Okay, I was under the impression people were actually going to take this somewhat seriously. hack the americans computer network to shitpost on compuserve!
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Mycroft Holmes posted:Okay, I was under the impression people were actually going to take this somewhat seriously. I'll probably just post this in LP. I liked the idea at least.
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Mycroft Holmes posted:Okay, I was under the impression people were actually going to take this somewhat seriously. I'll probably just post this in LP. I would but I have no idea how the game even works and you didn't explain it. Hard 85 Roll Your Own
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Mycroft Holmes posted:Okay, I was under the impression people were actually going to take this somewhat seriously. I'll probably just post this in LP.
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May 15, 2017 00:29
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1904, 1985, historical
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rudatron posted:Shitposting is almost guaranteed every threat in cspam, just post and they will come
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do the hardest difficulty to show the situation facing real communism. start as early as possible. Who are our potential characters?
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May 15, 2017 03:44
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Pop-o-Matic Trouble posted:do the hardest difficulty to show the situation facing real communism. start as early as possible.  By starting in 1985, we can choose any one of these brave Comrades!
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May 15, 2017 05:16
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i'm tempted to play through as 'jeb bush', but we could try Andrey Gromyko, because I choose to interpret 'moderate' as 'chaotic neutral'
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May 15, 2017 07:48
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Either roll your own commie or Gromyko.
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May 15, 2017 10:08
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neostalinism sounds cool so go with Romanov
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Another vote for Big Grig' here.
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+1 for Neostalinist Romanov
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Vote Count: Gromyoko: 3 Romanov: 2 Voting closes at midnight!
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Jose posted:neostalinism sounds cool so go with Romanov
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hell no, not gonna let the tie stand. let's do Romanov
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throwing my support behind Big Grig Over the Road Racing
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neostalinism is at +6 in a shameful display of the ops numeracy skills
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Romanov why are we even playing this poo poo if we aren't going full neostalinism
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Nckdictator posted:I think this is the remake that came out on Steam earlier this year. holy moley they're remaking everything! not gonna vote in this but when a remake of Star Control 2 comes out maybe I'll make a confused post in Goons w. Spoons you should still bribe the poo poo out of KGB officials if the game lets you, dont put bullets in their heads, they will insulate you from the consequences of your horrible decisions also they do not like bullets in the head, and keep in mind that they are, of course, russians too. how sure are you they are dead? perhaps you will not be so sure. perhaps you will drink before bed, and look out the window, and wonder. do not go down this road friend
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Final Tally: Romanov: 5 Gromyoko: 4 Neostalinism it is! One final question: Should I post every image in this thread, or separate options into linked imgur albums. There's a lot of options with their own text.
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i dont know the answer to that tovarisch. follow your heart for the motherland.
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Ask yourself "What Would Stalin Do?"
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resar posted:Ask yourself "What Would Stalin Do?" So whatever choice he makes, everyone who made the other suggestion can't post anymore? Actually that would be a fun gimmick.
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This game is an inscrutable and really janky black box that I find fascinating anyway. Definitely worth a play just to see what's possible on the road to FULL GLOBAL COMMUNISM
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I'm waiting for a guide for this game because the game is actually really deep (i.e increasing propaganda too much counters your education funding because you are brainwashing them too much, increasing salaries too much is actually bad because it makes people demand goods Soviet industry can't actually produce) but the lack of feedback to your decisions means that you have no idea what's going on most of the time or why every month you have to call the army and/or the kgb to suppress counter-revolutionary protest in the streets
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reignonyourparade posted:So whatever choice he makes, everyone who made the other suggestion can't post anymore? Actually that would be a fun gimmick. going full stalinist is actually good for political stability on the short run the problem is that on the long run you start to run out of $$$ and that causes instability by itself
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Typo posted:I'm waiting for a guide for this game because the game is actually really deep (i.e increasing propaganda too much counters your education funding because you are brainwashing them too much, increasing salaries too much is actually bad because it makes people demand goods Soviet industry can't actually produce) but the lack of feedback to your decisions means that you have no idea what's going on most of the time or why every month you have to call the army and/or the kgb to suppress counter-revolutionary protest in the streets Tbh this sounds like the Khrushchev administration in a nutshell
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