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Plebian Parasite

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A SEED INTO THE PEAT. ITS MILLET AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING SUBSISTENCE FARMING ALONGSIDE THE OTHER CEREAL CROPS SUCH AS MAIZE, RICE, AND BARLEY. I PLANT EVERY SEED AND I PLANT EVERY SEED HARD, AS MILLET DOES WELL IN SEMIARID LOCALES. MAKIN WHOOSHING SOUNDS WHEN I SLAM DOWN MY SCYTHE AFTER THE KERNELS HAVE TURNED GOLDEN BROWN OR EVEN WHEN I USE THE MECHANICAL THRESHER. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY FARM THE WORLDS SIXTH MOST STAPLE CROP. I CAN, AS WELL AS MANY OF THE FARMERS LIVING IN INDIA, NIGERIA, NIGER, CHINA, MALI, BURKINA FASO, SUDAN, ETHIOPIA, CHAD, AND SENEGAL. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE WHO MAKE BEER AND OTHER GRAINY FOOD AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE WHO PROCESS FOOD CAN STILL BE IMMATURE JEKRS. AND IVE LEARNED ALL THE FOODS AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY COUNTRY LESS HUNGRY BY PRODUCING A LOT. 2 HECTARES INCLUDING IRRIGATION EVERY WARM-SEason

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