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So the UK want to go to war with Gibraltar over Spain, or Spain over Gibraltar, or something. This is causing massive tidal waves of political unrest in Europe, and must be a serious problem if you live in Gibraltar. Well, I have a perfect solution to this problem: what if Gibraltar went to war with the UK? Bet we wouldn't see that one coming, and would completely see an end to this issue. And because this is 2017, they could go to war the way mature nations do: with nuclear bombs. Gibraltar has two serious advantages here, and would likely win because: 1) being so much smaller than Blighty, it's much harder to hit with a nuke. I've made a totally to-scale chart to illustrate this concept:  2) the UK's nuclear arsenal is a bunch of outdated submarines that probably aren't very accurate anyway. So all the Gibraltar people would have to do is pinch one of these old subs, or indeed several, and fire away until they hit. Flawless plan, no? SkeletonizedFish fucked around with this message at 21:55 on May 20, 2017 |
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May 20, 2017 14:10
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I agree, death to Britannia.
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May 20, 2017 14:43
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I CANNOT EJACULATE WITHOUT SEEING NATIVE AMERICANS BRUTALISED!
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Think of all the innocent kittens and puppies that would die in such an attack. No one cares about some English gobshite, but why do all the animals have to die? I'm going to have to say NO to this plan. Sorry.
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May 20, 2017 18:03
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Regarde Aduck posted:Think of all the innocent kittens and puppies that would die in such an attack. No one cares about some English gobshite, but why do all the animals have to die? I'm going to have to say NO to this plan. Sorry. We cannot risk them spreading Britishness all over the continent after we save them. Nuke British livestock from orbit, it's the only way to be sure.
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May 20, 2017 19:21
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SkeletonizedFish posted:2) the UK's nuclear arsenal is a bunch of outdated submarines that probably aren't very accurate anyway. Since when do nukes have to be particularly accurate?
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May 20, 2017 19:27
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The Cubelodyte posted:Since when do nukes have to be particularly accurate? well ~actually~, since we're not throwing around tsar bombas, nukes do kinda have to land within a few hundred meters to kill tough poo poo dead or at least withtin a few kilometers to flatten a town 
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May 20, 2017 19:32
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Well I thought the thread title seemed pretty outlandish but when you lay it all out like this it's hard to find flaws, pretty airtight IMO.
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May 20, 2017 19:38
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Why is Ireland caught in the crossfire in this? Seems a bit unfair really, they're probably the best Isle.
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May 20, 2017 19:44
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namesake posted:Why is Ireland caught in the crossfire in this? Seems a bit unfair really, they're probably the best Isle. Part of the ongoing OECD initiative against tax avoidance. BEPS boy and taxman.
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May 20, 2017 19:45
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Well just make sure you schedule the attack for after October, when I return from my tour of the UK.
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May 20, 2017 19:50
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Starshark posted:Well just make sure you schedule the attack for after October, when I return from my tour of the UK. same but october 2021 which is probably the time when brexit negotiations progress past the "the negotiation language will be french  " and "no we won't send our heads of state to negotiate your piss garbage brexit deal, all you get is functionaries" stages and finally approach the "ARE  " stage
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May 20, 2017 20:48
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Axetrain posted:Well I thought the thread title seemed pretty outlandish but when you lay it all out like this it's hard to find flaws, pretty airtight IMO. Indeed. The plan is almost... too perfect. I hope it doesn't fall into the hands of other small territories that don't like we whom are British.
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May 20, 2017 21:49
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Starshark posted:Well just make sure you schedule the attack for after October, when I return from my tour of the UK. I live in the UK and you don't see me chickening out.
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May 20, 2017 21:50
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namesake posted:Why is Ireland caught in the crossfire in this? Seems a bit unfair really, they're probably the best Isle. To quote François de Charette, but in English: "In order to make an omelette you have to nuke a few neighbouring European states".
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May 20, 2017 21:53
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SkeletonizedFish posted:I live in the UK and you don't see me chickening out. yeah because after brexit the entire uk gdp will buy a single chicken
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Already happened back in '57. Where do you think the term 'gibbed' comes from?
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