|
|
Olive Garden tonight! posted:check the network 
vanisher fucked around with this message at 04:57 on Aug 15, 2017
|
#
?
Aug 15, 2017 04:51
|
|
|
|
| # ? Apr 24, 2024 07:26 |
|
|
|
let's open the velociraptor cages, what's the worst that could happen? nb this is an attempt at a JOKE, please do not actually open the cages yet
|
|
#
?
Aug 15, 2017 13:08
|
|
|
|
sure we could detach the trailer, but what then? make it our home? hmm, internet access, plenty of ezood . . . actually I am coming around to that idea
|
|
#
?
Aug 15, 2017 13:11
|
|
|
|
Check the ventilation option maybe? Hanging out in a non-ventilated trailer could get stuffy!
|
|
#
?
Aug 16, 2017 02:42
|
|
|
|
 
vanisher fucked around with this message at 04:37 on Aug 16, 2017
|
|
#
?
Aug 16, 2017 04:33
|
|
|
|
Let's shut down the signal before we detach the trailer so they have a harder time finding us.
|
|
#
?
Aug 16, 2017 05:23
|
|
|
nm |
|
#
?
Aug 16, 2017 21:01
|
|
|
|
 
|
|
#
?
Aug 18, 2017 17:40
|
|
|
|
i hope those crabs are being brought to the airport to go on an all expense paid trip to branson and not anything nefarious 
|
|
#
?
Aug 19, 2017 06:51
|
|
|
|
Those crabs look like they need a healthy dose of freedom!
|
|
#
?
Aug 19, 2017 10:45
|
|
|
have we forgotten the dire warnings against freeing the robo crabs?
---------------- |
|
|
#
?
Aug 19, 2017 10:47
|
|
|
|
"hey, y'all look like a bunch of dungeon-us crabs" "get it, lana? dungeon-us crabs?" Socks4Hands posted:have we forgotten the dire warnings against freeing the robo crabs? well I do remember the bit about robocrabs sometimes "rebelling," I don't know if that means (a) they chafe against their enslaved situation, which seems understandable, or (b) fall into a homicidal rage and become a danger to everything around them, which might be more of a concern I suggest we talk to the crabs in the cage if they're alive/conscious and see what they have to say. If they don't seem dangerous I'd be up for freeing them, but maybe we should keep that password handy in case we need to input the shutdown passcode although I suppose it's possible the passcode might shut us down too
|
|
#
?
Aug 19, 2017 13:48
|
|
|
|
Yeah I'm worried that what if these crabs are still loyal like they're supposed to be, and not cool and free minded like us (???) Perhaps we can make like timothy leary or whatever and free their minds using mind altering substances. it seems like there's enough ezood to share... |
|
#
?
Aug 19, 2017 14:16
|
|
|
|
Manifisto posted:"hey, y'all look like a bunch of dungeon-us crabs" alnilam posted:Yeah I'm worried that what if these crabs are still loyal like they're supposed to be, and not cool and free minded like us (???) ok, word
|
|
#
?
Aug 19, 2017 15:46
|
|
|
|
  Hey... how did you get out. Let us out
|
|
#
?
Aug 26, 2017 05:39
|
|
|
|
Say "I was never in," before freeing them.
|
|
#
?
Aug 26, 2017 05:43
|
|
|
|
  Are you an outside unit
|
|
#
?
Sep 2, 2017 05:53
|
|
|
|
Obviously we are from the outside! I duno about being called a unit though!
|
|
#
?
Sep 2, 2017 11:46
|
|
|
|
I don't register you in the database so you must be an outside unit. Quick, let's get out of here. Is there anything else you need to do before we escape?
|
|
#
?
Sep 2, 2017 17:15
|
|
|
|
vanisher posted:
uh we're kind of on a hunt for someone, a friend you might say, but we're glad to be of help. who put you in the cages, and why? where were they taking you?
|
|
#
?
Sep 2, 2017 21:42
|
|
|
|
Manifisto posted:uh we're kind of on a hunt for someone, a friend you might say, but we're glad to be of help. who put you in the cages, and why? where were they taking you? We're on loan from Nestco to assist with Ezood manufacturing orders. Ezood manufacturing requires delicate robotics work, and we are often sent back and forth from the Nestco plant for repairs and maintenance. The least risk in escaping is during the journey between the two plants, and many crabs have escaped during the trip, if the reports are accurate. After a preliminary analysis, we believe the easiest escape route will be by jumping from the moving vehicle. We've calculated a 32% survival chance. Are you ready?
|
|
#
?
Sep 6, 2017 05:04
|
|
|
|
Sooooooo ready!
|
|
#
?
Sep 6, 2017 13:06
|
|
|
|
Wait no not yet! There's more stuff i want to learn from the computer imo |
|
#
?
Sep 6, 2017 14:29
|
|
|
|
Like what if we set autopilot to go somewhere cool instead of wherever it's going now, then we can meet up with the truck later and get all the ezood! |
|
#
?
Sep 6, 2017 14:32
|
|
|
|
| # ? Apr 24, 2024 07:26 |
|
|
|
alnilam posted:Like what if we set autopilot to go somewhere cool instead of wherever it's going now, then we can meet up with the truck later and get all the ezood! You want to change the autopilot? Where do you want to go (pulls out delivery map)
|
|
#
?
Sep 10, 2017 19:13
|
|