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Meeksha

i did it all for the nookie
Ask me how!
-freb dust
That really chumps my bumps

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come on and slam and welcome to the jam

Thank you Heather Papps for the summer sig!

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Plebian Parasite

FutonForensic posted:

sobbing, i fell to my knees and gathered up my trundled grundle in my arms, like the painting Ivan the Terrible and His Son Ivan. a man should never live to see his own taint die, i thought, tears dripping down on my lifeless wad. in that moment, i was certain i would never be able to love again

no doubt about it--my skeet meat had suffered defeat

precision

by VideoGames
hey man, whatever flips your quarter

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Cubone

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

FutonForensic posted:

sobbing, i fell to my knees and gathered up my trundled grundle in my arms, like the painting Ivan the Terrible and His Son Ivan. a man should never live to see his own taint die, i thought, tears dripping down on my lifeless wad. in that moment, i was certain i would never be able to love again

no doubt about it--my skeet meat had suffered defeat

#gamechanger

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


really traps my flaps.


DragQueenofAngmar

You shall not pass!
that really de-gloves my man-love

Scroon

It really defenestrates my prostate

precision

by VideoGames
WELL SPLIT MAH GRITS

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google THIS

Two openings, both alike in dignity,
'Neath my cojones, where we lay our scene,
From ancient peeve break to new injury,
Where goochy sweat makes probing hands unclean.

FutonForensic

google THIS posted:

Two openings, both alike in dignity,
'Neath my cojones, where we lay our scene,
From ancient peeve break to new injury,
Where goochy sweat makes probing hands unclean.

So says the Great Nard


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precision

by VideoGames
that really breaches my peaches

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