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*makes millions off of selling house to those ghost investigator shows*
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May 25, 2017 00:47
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Thanks for paying rent, turns out the bank DOES take ghost money!
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May 25, 2017 00:48
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Well it's my name on the lease, so maybe YOU should "get out"
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May 25, 2017 00:48
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Honestly? I hate it here, but the agent never disclosed the murders so we were able to take them to court and get our rent adjusted, and now we just put up with it.
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May 25, 2017 01:07
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*Bangs the house ghost. Tries in vain to explain to wife how it's not cheating. Wife revenge bangs the house ghost and I get mad.*
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May 25, 2017 01:18
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house ghost is rattlin gold chains in the attic. is somehow getting women to visit him for sex. they walk past me sometimes
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May 25, 2017 01:22
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For the last time, I don't want your hidden treasure passed on to me. It's just all the canned food you forgot about in the back of the cellar
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May 25, 2017 08:04
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"ALFRED! Come down here for a sec!" -sounds of someone begrudgingly walking down stairs and wants you to know it's begrudgingly- "Alfred, I'm sorry, I know you're watching TV. But the cat is scratching at the window and I just got into bed and it's cold and I'm tired. Can you please please please let the cat in?" -silence- "Please? I promise I'll get you that glass orb & pewter metalwork holder you saw on HGTV.com." -brief absence of presence, then I feel drops something weird hitting my forehead. I flick on the light and look up. There's an ectoplasmic portal opening in my ceiling.- -cat comes flying through it, lands right on my crotch with claws out, hissing- "Alfred! Clean the cat and the bed off or no Steam for a week! You know I can change all my passwords at work." - cat is suddenly fluffy, still hissing, hides under bed- "Thank you. You can just say no, you know." -suddenly hugged by almost-there arms- "I love you too, dear. Please try not to be so passive aggressive."
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May 25, 2017 08:19
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*sings hungry like the wolf loudly 24/7 to drown out eerie howling*
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May 25, 2017 08:21
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alfred keeps eating my leftover lasagna, but because he lacks a corporeal form there's just mounds of chewed up lasagna all over the kitchen floor. i wish he would clean up after himse- *slips on a loose pile of lasagna and dies*
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May 25, 2017 11:43
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*Sound of haunting, disembodied childish giggling, toilet flushes while I'm in the shower* GOD DAMNIT, ANNABELLE, I KNOW THE FEVERS TOOK YOU BEFORE YOUR TIME BUT THIS IS GETTING loving OLD
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May 25, 2017 18:43
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*uses house ghost as jerk material*
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May 25, 2017 18:47
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Wait so if an evil ghost haunts you like in a scary movie and you die, do you and the ghost that killed you both haunt the house now? Like "guess what I'm dead, going to annoy the heck out of you FOREVER evil ghost"
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May 25, 2017 18:48
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naem posted:Wait so if an evil ghost haunts you like in a scary movie and you die, do you and the ghost that killed you both haunt the house now? That's how it worked in american horror story iirc
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May 25, 2017 18:51
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naem posted:Wait so if an evil ghost haunts you like in a scary movie and you die, do you and the ghost that killed you both haunt the house now? What if the ghost is hot tho?
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May 25, 2017 19:05
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I invited my boss over for dinner, and I told him I live in a high tech future home and need my haunted house to play along! I hope this diner party goes flawlessly!
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May 25, 2017 19:33
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Borden posted:I invited my boss over for dinner, and I told him I live in a high tech future home and need my haunted house to play along! I hope this diner party goes flawlessly! https://youtu.be/AQXVHITd1N4
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May 25, 2017 19:40
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https://youtu.be/HIZhBUXNwzw
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Jun 7, 2017 04:42
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*reads "The Canterville Ghost"* *smirks as
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Jun 7, 2017 05:03
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When is this ghost gonna drain my balls ffs
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