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of course you can, are you weirdos peeing when you dump in your pants at work?
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I love taking massive shits
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May 25, 2017 01:42
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Wad some poop into your urethra to make a handy plug
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May 25, 2017 02:13
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poopin' is def
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May 25, 2017 02:32
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vyst posted:I love taking massive shits
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May 25, 2017 06:24
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You guys made this thread kinda gross.
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May 25, 2017 23:12
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vyst posted:I love taking massive shits I ate taco Bell breakfast so probably ones sneaking up on me
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May 25, 2017 23:28
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vyst posted:I love taking massive shits 
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May 25, 2017 23:46
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what if it's diarrhea
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May 26, 2017 00:56
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The more important question is can you poop standing up
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May 26, 2017 01:01
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Turns out you can
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Usually I poop then sit there for a couple minutes and decide I don't have to pee, then as soon as I flush the toilet and wash my hands I finally have to pee but it's okay because I'm also thirsty
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May 26, 2017 01:08
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dead gay son posted:You guys made this thread kinda hot
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May 26, 2017 05:51
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I wish I was a bird where I piss and poo poo out of one hole all at once, but instead I'm doomed to a lifetime of explosive diarrhea 
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Jamesman posted:It's not pee, it's squirt. I think you mean squart. Tinfoil Papercut posted:Have you ever been to a public restroom and, despite your careful construction of a cleanliness gasket on the seat, pooped in a manner where a splashback of water hit you directly in the anus? Ah yes, "Poseidon's Kiss" is what it's called.
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May 26, 2017 06:07
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Life hack: if you don't like someone you can poop in cistern ( "upper deck" ) of their toilet
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myDad posted:sometimes I'll drop a log then cut it with a powerful stream of piss That is SOP whenever a massive turd hits the bowl. You gotta see how many pieces you can break it into before your bladder runs dry.
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Wamdoodle posted:I think you mean squart.  
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May 26, 2017 06:38
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I pee and poop out of the same hole. So no.
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May 26, 2017 07:23
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I poo poo out my eyes
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May 26, 2017 07:38
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My poop is like pee. I should eat more fiber.
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May 26, 2017 07:56
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Op do kegel exercises.
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i know a guy who can cum without pooping but cant poop without cumming. that guy is me.
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I feel that this picture will be enhanced by this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QovRuqmROac Alright, maybe the accent isn't quite as thick.
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May 26, 2017 08:20
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Well they both come out of my penis, so no.
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May 28, 2017 04:28
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Les Os posted:I poo poo out my eyes 
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Carl Seitan posted:Well they both come out of my penis, so no. birds poo and pee from the same hole hello bird person
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May 28, 2017 04:31
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So when I make love to my chicken I'm loving their pee hole? That's disgusting.
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May 28, 2017 04:57
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Les Os posted:I poo poo out my eyes 
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💩😎💦
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oh i remember this thread
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slayer548 posted:Usually I poop then sit there for a couple minutes and decide I don't have to pee, then as soon as I flush the toilet and wash my hands I finally have to pee but it's okay because I'm also thirsty
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Jun 24, 2017 08:19
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That's why they call it number 2 because it always comes after number 1
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Out of Band II posted:hint if you have a problem walking around with urine on your pants: splash more water on shirt and trou area and say it was from washing your hands Later, at the watercooler. Attractive Lady: Did you hear that Jeff from Accounting pissed all over his shirt? God, what a loser!
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Jun 24, 2017 10:29
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I'll try to test this next time I poop, OP see ya in 3 weeks
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AFAIK OP women can and men can't hth
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