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So many people have tried to explain quantum pizza to me but I could tell none of them understood it and they had just watched the PBS documentary one time... But I must know the truth... It eats away at my soul,;" every time I eat away at the pizza wondering about the infinite possibilities of pizza I'm not currently eating away |
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the del monte exclusion principle: a pizza can have pineapple on it, or be good, but not both
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May 24, 2017 15:03
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UP: a regular pizza DOWN: a calzone TOP: new york style BOTTOM: deep dish CHARMED: san marzano tomato sauce, fresh buffalo mozzarella, and fresh basil; alternatively, pizza topped with lucky charms cereal STRANGE: why cold pizza, though unpleasant in many objective respects, is nonetheless delicious and addictive |
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May 24, 2017 15:08
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I heard that when you achieve quantum pizza you don't even have to pick toppings anymore you get all of them and three of them at once |
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May 24, 2017 15:16
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me: can you bring me one and a half pizzas, please? dominos pizza order taking guy: it has taken years of effort and millions of dollars worth of experimentation by our pizza scientists to permit me to answer that question, I hope you appreciate that |
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May 24, 2017 15:26
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Me: "wait I'm not sure did I order a pizza? Dominoes employee: "we can only know if it arrives" |
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May 24, 2017 15:34
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Sure, enjoy your crust and your cheese and your sauce! Me? I prefer my 'Za in matter's fourth state- i'll be having mine with extra plasma please
https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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May 26, 2017 22:05
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"We're sorry for the delay, but our delivery driver is currently en route to your house at exactly 35mph." "But where is he?" "I have no idea." |
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