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A very strong 36 year old season from the pride of Belarus Floaty McPylon. Now he's in the top 50 of all time points and 4th in all-time points by a d-man, only 20 behind MacInnis. e: Also 4th in points by goons, where he'll likely stay unless some crazy old man poo poo happens. Kilza fucked around with this message at 02:06 on Sep 4, 2017 |
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End of 2037-38 Season Update NHL Awards Stanley Cup Champions New York Islanders Presidents Trophy (Best Regular Season Record) New Jersey Devils Art Ross Trophy (Most Points) M. Tulupov -- Florida Panthers Hart Memorial Trophy (League MVP) M. Tulupov -- Florida Panthers James Norris Memorial Trophy (Best Defenseman) H. Hendry -- Chicago Blackhawks Lady Byng Memorial Trophy (Best Sportsmanship & Gentlemanly Conduct) M. Tulupov -- Florida Panthers Calder Memorial Trophy (Rookie of the Year) S. Barrie -- Winnipeg Jets Conn Smythe Trophy (Playoff MVP) D. Ashton -- New York Islanders Vezina Trophy (Best Goaltender) H. Klotz -- Los Angeles Kings William M. Jennings Trophy (Goalie(s) on team with fewest Goals Against) C. Dipietro -- New Jersey Devils Bill Masterton Memorial Trophy (Perseverance, Sportsmanship & Dedication to hockey) T. Holzer -- Vancouver Canucks Frank J. Selke Trophy (Best Defensive Forward) T. Smithson -- Montreal Canadiens Ted Lindsay Award (League MVP as voted by NHLPA) M. Tulupov -- Florida Panthers Maurice "Rocket" Richard Trophy (Most Goals) S. Hoglund -- Florida Panthers  Upcoming Free Agents BOS -- Quayden Aydin CBJ -- Yokozuna FLA -- Bernie Sanders LA -- Coach Hockles Comments Thomas wins yet another Cup, in what could be his final year I expect only McPylon, Bortnik, and Paskiainen to continue their careers http://tinyurl.com/NHL-Create-A-Goon-2017 for complete stats
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Sep 4, 2017 18:24
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couldn't even push to get yoko his calder cup god
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Sep 4, 2017 18:37
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Come on LA, stop falling short. You gotta get the greatest player in your franchise history that played his whole career in LA his 5th Cup.
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Sep 4, 2017 18:42
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2038 Offseason News Notable Retirements Touchdown Thomas - 1549gp - 1118g - 676a - 1794p Quayden Aydin - 1392gp - 664g - 1021a - 1685p Floaty McPylon - 1273gp - 518g - 736a - 1254p Coach Hockles - 1462gp - 556g - 623a - 1179p Bernie Sanders - 1376gp - 45g - 442a - 892p Aldrig Glomma - 1044gp - 95g - 30a - 125p Yokozuna - 937gp Full Lists: https://imgur.com/a/ZXuZr - https://imgur.com/a/fnRIw - https://imgur.com/a/n59DL Transaction News None 2038-39 Opening Night Info SJ -- Bavel Bortnik is a Top 2 DEF WPG -- assigned Mulkku Paskiainen to Manitoba in the AHL, his role is Backup Goalie Unsigned Jack Bauer Comments It's down to just Bortnik and Paskiainen (and Bauer) I'm just going to do a full year update, minus awards for the rest of this.
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Sep 4, 2017 18:53
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 Floaty McPylon, the greatest Belarussian player to ever live.
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Sep 4, 2017 18:54
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thomas is the greatest scorer in nhl history and still retired with fewer points than gretzky had assists
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Sep 4, 2017 19:23
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Technically not retired yet! 
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Sep 4, 2017 19:28
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Bernie finally won a cup, got sent down to the A, then retired. That'll do, Bernie
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Sep 4, 2017 19:45
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End of 2038-39 Season Update   Notable Retirements Bavel Bortnik -1349gp - 602g - 450a - 1052p Jack Bauer - 1132gp - 271g - 268a - 539p Mulkku Paskiainen - 943gp Full lists: https://imgur.com/a/T1bDG - https://imgur.com/a/QGtmj Comments No transactions, no all-stars, no awards Manitoba made the playoffs Since it was just one player for each position, I just put the season statlines in the individual player's page. No "leaderboard" page http://tinyurl.com/NHL-Create-A-Goon-2017 for complete stats The End.
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Sep 4, 2017 22:36
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And so ends another goon adventure in the world of EA NHL sportsgame. Thanks again for doing this Hockles, theyre always fun and its pure entertainment watching how much the game breaks when you add in a bunch of elite players.
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Sep 4, 2017 22:45
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Furnaceface posted:And so ends another goon adventure in the world of EA NHL sportsgame. As long as people stay engaged with these, I enjoy doing them. I have a weird fascination with the progression of players in these Franchise modes.
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Sep 4, 2017 22:48
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They did it. The Oilers are back, baby. Thanks for keeping me amused and distracted over the off season, Hockles.  This summer suuuuuuucked
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Sep 4, 2017 22:48
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As cool as it woulda been to have been a mega-star, I kinda liked Gord Gordon being a top-tier second line Centre playing for Carolina and Florida for his entire career. The kinda player who becomes a big fan favourite.
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Sep 4, 2017 22:55
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congratulations on all the goons that had magnificent, generational careers also congratulations on all the goons that flamed out immediately (me)
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Sep 4, 2017 22:58
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My career in hockles sims always end the same poo poo start poo poo finish No glory No accolades Just like my posting career 
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Sep 4, 2017 23:01
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Let us never forget Floaty McPylon, the Belarussian legend, who dazzled us all with his amazing offensive prowess as a defenseman. His accomplishments: -15 time ASG player, 1 time AHL ASG player, only missed getting named to one season's ASG due to injury -4 time Stanley Cup winner -4 time Norris winner -3 time Lady Byng winner -1 time Art Ross winner -1 time Hart winner -1 time Ted Lindsay winner -1 time Conn Smythe winner -1254 points, 4th highest total by a d-man, 49th highest by any player -165 playoff points, which is at most 4th highest by a d-man -Number of 100+ point seasons: 3 -Lowest point total in a full season: 61 -Highest goals in a season: 57, a record for a defenseman -Total goals: 518, one of only 3 d-men to reach the 500+ goal mark, alongside Bortnik and Murphy -Highest PIM total in a season: 14 -Probably a fancy stats darling too if EA ever kept track of that stuff 1st ballot Hall of Famer. Number #84 retired by LA. Arguably the second best defenseman of all time, only behind Orr.  It's too bad he got injured in his prime during 2025-26 and 2028-29, or else he'd easily have better numbers next to his name and probably some more trophies too. But no matter. He's easily one of the best and cleanest defensemen ever to play the game. Thanks for doing this, Hockles!
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Sep 4, 2017 23:18
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5 players in the top 50 all time points. First and Third overall in goals scored. Oh Jus, 2 or 3 Stanley Cups. 14 or so All-Star appearances. 3 Rocket Richard trophies. Over 1400(!) points. 18th overall. Over 860(!!!) goals. 3rd overall. WHY DID YOU HAVE TO BE A BRUIN? Thanks heaps for doing this Hockles. Was fun following the adventures of the Estonian Bronian and his insanely successfully linemate for the better part of a decade.
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Sep 5, 2017 04:17
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man, imagine how cool this would be if we had a sim the quality of OOTP for this stuff, and hockles to run all of it
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Sep 5, 2017 14:23
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Cruz McBroozer -- 1173gp - 353g - 329a - 682p - 2564hits - 1098PIM Not bad, McBroozer. A successful power forward, I guess. Comparable players: Scores like Scott Hartnell, Jamie Langenbrunner, Olli Jokinen Hits like: Chris Neil Penalized like: Alex Kovalev, Brent Sutter, Jason Arnott Again, thanks for doing this, Hockles. It's fun to see my simulated dude do the thing in the game. Rotten Cookies fucked around with this message at 15:08 on Sep 5, 2017 |
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Sep 5, 2017 15:05
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Touchdown Tom: the most prolific goal scorer in NHL history, 4-time Stanley Cup champion, 16-time All-Star selection. Retired immediately after winning the Cup in his last season. What a beautiful thing.
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Sep 5, 2017 16:07
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Hockles posted:2038 Offseason News I didn't comment on this before but god drat the HHOF class of 2041 would loving own. Two top 10 point getters of all-time, 4th highest d-man point getter of all-time and Hockles, 67th highest point getter of all-time.
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Sep 5, 2017 16:25
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Thanks Hockles, you're a peach
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Sep 5, 2017 16:49
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Please pay attention that Quaydin Aydin had the best PPG of all goon creations.
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Athanatos posted:Thanks Hockles, you're a peach If NCAA Football ever comes back, I can do one of those too.
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Bernie... won. 
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