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Starshark
So I was in a Chinese restaurant the other day and in the bathroom was a sign saying CAUTION: HOT WATER IS HOT. LOL. I think you mean "boiling"? Although the water was only 70c so maybe you didn't. But anyway PUT YOUR BEST ENGRISH HERE

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Starshark
Thai restaurant this time: TELL US IF YOU REALLY LIKE OUR FOOD

Way to split an infinitive there dipshit, come to our country, learn our language!

oliwan

by Nyc_Tattoo
the world is a gently caress

Sham bam bamina!

ƨtupid cat
went to an italian restaurant and saw all kinds of crazy engrish the the menu... "mostaccioli" "rigatoni" lol "cacciatore" like those are even words come on :xd:

Impkins Patootie





Manifisto


I picked up a book at my chinese laundry the other day and it was all like "riverrun, past Eve and Adams, from swerve of shore to bend of bay, brings us by a commodius vicus of recirculation back to Howth, Castle and Environs."

nice engrish lol

Peg Sliderskew
Wow, pretty harsh guys! I happen to know Engrish is having a rough time at the moment- his parents are probably breaking up and Franglais just dumped him. Maybe you could lay off him until things are back on track, hmm?

:colbert:



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Total Party Kill

i heard a guy say the wrong there/yre/ir on the train. the lass next to me and i shared a silent lol

vanisher

So I was at this Chinese restaurant right, and on the menu it says "spicy beef tongue" haha. What's that even supposed to mean, like the beef has some kind of a curt reply to everyone? Haha. It was a little tough but delicious.



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vanisher

So I was buying an rear end out of a vending machine and the sign said



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google THIS

Paul Revere: "1. If by land. 2. If by sea." ...Wow, that makes no sense! Who translated these instructions? I'd better go tell everyone the Engrish are coming, haha!

DOPE FIEND KILLA G

da fug does this mean?? lmfoa they tjink they can pit a whole COUNTRY ina. ABOX!?!? lmffffaoooo fuh get about it lol :D

Manifisto




the engrish in this cookbook barely made any sense at all, I tried making general tso's chicken and it came out terrible!

DOPE FIEND KILLA G

smdh!!!!!! its supposed to be '4 ever' lousy backwards commies gonna learn to spell here

Manifisto




:rolleyes: lol at listing "Triethanolamine" instead of "Tris(2-hydroxyethyl)amine"

nice going, china

vanisher

Haha my made in China cell phone cost me less than a similar product made from materials manufactured in the United States and therefore allowed me to contrubute a greater portion of my income to my local economy a fact that seems to be largely ignored by national politics today

FutonForensic

they're trying their best... please show mercy...


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DOPE FIEND KILLA G

FutonForensic posted:

they're trying their best... please show mercy...

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