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In Training
Jun 28, 2008

2 tiny bags of pretzels, 1 can of Coke, a tiny screen and 8 hours to kill. No better time than the present to catch up on the Marvel Cinematic Universe

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In Training
Jun 28, 2008

*waits 2 hours for the guy behind me to fall asleep and then verrrrrrry slightly reclines my seat and smirks *

trying to jack off
Dec 31, 2007

*drops seat back as far as it can go really hard the second the plane takes off smashing the laptop of the person sitting behind me*

trying to jack off
Dec 31, 2007

*stabs the touch screen with my fingers to browse movies so hard the person in front wakes up*

trying to jack off
Dec 31, 2007

i normally watch movies on my big couch at home so ive bought all 4 seats in the middle row so i can really stretch out

Lumpy the Cook
Feb 4, 2011

Drippy-goo-yay, mother-gunker!
I decided to watch that Bryan Cranston movie, Trumbo, on a flight last year and it's the only time in my life that I was actually able to fall asleep on a plane.

trying to jack off
Dec 31, 2007

Lumpy the Cook posted:

I decided to watch that Bryan Cranston movie, Trumbo, on a flight last year and it's the only time in my life that I was actually able to fall asleep on a plane.

a cure for wellness did that for me :discourse:

net cafe scandal
Mar 18, 2011

Finding Dory with no sound. Sign me up dude

net cafe scandal
Mar 18, 2011

Oh hell yeah, no Skymall either. That's how I like my plane rides, with minimal distraction

In Training
Jun 28, 2008

There was a 4 hour delay before my 7 hour flight started so I ended up being too exhausted and slept the whole time. The way back though? Going to be epic. I already watched Austin Powers 1 in a hotel room to psyche myself up.

trying to jack off
Dec 31, 2007

i brought my own headphones for this flight. theyre open ear so i can get the best possible sound

In Training
Jun 28, 2008

I watched Number 17, Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me and The Matrix. Could have gone for s 4th flick TBH.

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

I'm watching the original Twin Peaks and The Civil War on my recent flights.

hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010




I watched hateful eight on a looong flight and then realized there were kids peering through the seat gap behind me watching samuel l jackson force someone to give him a blowjob.

trying to jack off
Dec 31, 2007

hemale in pain posted:

I watched hateful eight on a looong flight and then realized there were kids peering through the seat gap behind me watching samuel l jackson force someone to give him a blowjob.

they tell you to make sure theres no kids around before watching :mad:

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

hemale in pain posted:

I watched hateful eight on a looong flight and then realized there were kids peering through the seat gap behind me watching samuel l jackson force someone to give him a blowjob.

I was on a flight and the kid sitting next to me was watching the Twin Peaks episode I had on my tablet instead of playing a game on his iPhone.

MacPac
Jun 2, 2006

Grimey Drawer
I watched das boot together with a old lady knitting next to me on the train. Was v nice

victorious
Jul 2, 2007

As a youth I prayed, "Give me chastity and continence, but not yet."

hemale in pain posted:

I watched hateful eight on a looong flight and then realized there were kids peering through the seat gap behind me watching samuel l jackson force someone to give him a blowjob.

I watched the first four episodes of American Gods on my last flight and thought sheesh this is pretty intense stuff. There was a kid in the row behind me who mightve peeked but I'm not sure.

Wolfman Nards
Apr 5, 2011

I watched the TV show Vikings on a really long flight and everyone gave me weird looks during the graphic sex scenes.

Chill Penguin
Jan 10, 2004

you know korky buchek?

Wolfman Nards posted:

I watched the TV show Vikings on a really long flight and everyone gave me weird looks during the graphic sex scenes.

same with the s&m scenes on Showtime's "BIllions"

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
I watch VR porn with my headset on planes and if anyone asks about the sounds I say its a National Geographic program

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Spoderman
Aug 2, 2004

Just watched Tampopo, John Wick, and Maps to the Stars on the in-flight movie selection. All three felt really racy for an airplane selection. Tampopo was the clear winner, I watched it again on the return flight and then subliminally caught all of the Boss Baby because 1/3 of all the people on the plane watched it at some point.

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