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the moment you drink coffee in the morning reading somethingawful threads.
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by Cyrano4747
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when you're listening to a chill song and your brain tunes into it completely and you forget the world and yourself for a few seconds
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Jun 12, 2017 07:29
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- Big Mackson
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when you're listening to a chill song and your brain tunes into it completely and you forget the world and yourself for a few seconds
In my case it is "In Search of the Lost Cities of Antarctica". The intonation of antarctica in the song evokes the image of the old married man in Park and Recreation going "Aaahhhhh" when taking a sip of cold water.
I have Autism.
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Jun 12, 2017 07:36
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having my boss let me go home for a few hours because I loaned him a video game
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Jun 12, 2017 15:50
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- HotSoapyBeard
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I'm a really cool nice dad
HAIKOOLIGAN
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Winning the Euro-Millions... drat I think I just jinxed it
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Jun 12, 2017 20:33
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giving that cat a chin scratch and they tilt their head up like "oh yiss"
 
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Jun 12, 2017 20:49
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- pork steaks
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a lovely boy
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Waking up early, then realizing you don't have to do whatever you woke up for, so you get to go back to sleep. That second sleep is the best.
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Jun 12, 2017 21:15
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HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
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Finding secret tater tots in your house!
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Jun 12, 2017 21:29
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Planting frozen tater tots behind plants and on bookshelves at a friends house so they can discover secret surprises
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Jun 12, 2017 22:12
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- Laurenz
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They call him little janny hotpockets. He was terrific, he was the best, and he did it for free too.
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finding money in the pockets of some jeans i havent worn in a while
its like a present from me to me
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Jun 13, 2017 06:34
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borrowing someone's jeans and finding money in the pockets
it's like theft, with plausible deniability built in
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Jun 13, 2017 09:07
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- HotSoapyBeard
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I'm a really cool nice dad
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Finding money in someone else's jeans while they're walking down the street and getting away with it
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Jun 13, 2017 13:31
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why are they walking down the street without jeans and why are you in their house
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Jun 13, 2017 15:10
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anytime i run into a mirror and i am greeted with my BEAUTIFUL face, baby!
 
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Jun 13, 2017 16:43
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stayin up late sippin on bourbon and playing xcom
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Jun 13, 2017 22:06
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ripping a big ol stinky fart with your pals and everybody starts laughing until tears then coughing and gagging 
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Jun 13, 2017 22:58
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- Big Mackson
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The moment you drink eventyrbrus early in the morning reading somethingawful threads.
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Jun 14, 2017 05:10
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i did it all for the nookie
Ask me how!
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when you stop the microwave at 1 second, but you know it was actually .01 second
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Thank you Heather Papps for the summer sig!
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Jun 16, 2017 20:50
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when i got this biek as an early birthday present in like 1992/3 a few months early so i could have it all summer instead of when it was back 2 school time...thx dad!!!
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Jun 19, 2017 18:34
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May cause birth defects
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Spending time with my wife on our balconey, especially if it's raining or if we get to enjoy the sunset
Just some nice peace and relaxation after the stress of the day
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Jun 19, 2017 19:28
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getting drunk for the first time in 6 months
the hangover...not so happy
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Jun 19, 2017 19:53
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i did it all for the nookie
Ask me how!
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getting microdrunk and keeping the buzz going
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Thank you Heather Papps for the summer sig!
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Jun 19, 2017 20:59
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Finally caught a fish after losing over 20 of them at the waterline trying to get them in the boat.
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Jun 22, 2017 18:50
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I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!
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Finally caught a fish after losing over 20 of them at the waterline trying to get them in the boat.
love your username and congrats on all the fish, reading this post was p dang chill
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Jun 22, 2017 19:11
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love your username and congrats on all the fish, reading this post was p dang chill
Thanks! Tonight I'm gonna sit outside by the pond and smoke a cigar during the sunset. Try to get outside today if the weather permits everybody, you're gonna think back fondly on it during the middle of winter.
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Jun 22, 2017 21:44
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"...find the defendant Not guilty"
*joins a courtroom-wide impromptu 'wave' ovation*
*is the judge*
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Jun 23, 2017 00:55
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- Big Mackson
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that moment when you pay a friend and he starts cleaning your apartment because you are too sadbrains to do anything.
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Apr 25, 2024 16:26
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- Dead Hippie Ghost
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tears for queers
afk -> you know me
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When you chug a shot of espresso and then have your first cigarette of the day and get a little euphoric feeling on the way to work
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