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Father Wendigo
Sep 28, 2005
This is, sadly, more important to me than bettering myself.

Bogus Adventure posted:

What Disney wants: A dark, gritty take on Han Solo that allows him to rattle off snarky quips with his budy, Lando Calrissian. Han's parents will also have included a flaw in the Death Star design that will allow him to fly a YT freighter near the trench without anyone noticing it.

What the world needs: Blaxploitation Lando.

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Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Bob NewSCART
Feb 1, 2012

Outstanding afternoon. "I've often said there's nothing better for the inside of a man than the outside of a horse."

ProfessorMurder posted:

Oh you Millennium Falcon, Millennium Falcon, we love you. And our Millennium Falcon, Millennium Falcon loves us, too. Hi, ho.

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Oct 15, 2012

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Biscuit Hider
"We've become bored with watching actors give us phony emotions. We are tired of pyrotechnics and special effects. While the world he inhabits is, in some respects, counterfeit, there's nothing fake about Solo himself. No scripts, no cue cards. It isn't always The Tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise, but it's genuine. It's a life."

Bob NewSCART
Feb 1, 2012

Outstanding afternoon. "I've often said there's nothing better for the inside of a man than the outside of a horse."

Szymanski posted:

Space Ventura: Fett Detective

Bob NewSCART
Feb 1, 2012

Outstanding afternoon. "I've often said there's nothing better for the inside of a man than the outside of a horse."

Bogus Adventure posted:

Yaddle could be in the Han Solo movie. Maybe she will hire Han to return her pet bantha, but she can't pay him so she just blows him. With the Force.



Dont doxx me

Theotus
Nov 8, 2014
Guano.

Bob NewSCART
Feb 1, 2012

Outstanding afternoon. "I've often said there's nothing better for the inside of a man than the outside of a horse."


You didnt say anything about bats

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

God bless you for linking this.

tactlessbastard
Feb 4, 2001

Godspeed, post
Fun Shoe

ElGroucho posted:

So far we've had young Indiana Jones, young blade runner dude, young Jack Ryan

We still need young regarding Henry and young amish cop

Young Dr Richard Kimble. It wasn't him or the one armed man yet

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reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008
Just wait till we get a "young" cinematic universe with all your fan favorite characters from all your OTHER favorite cinematic universes who are the main characters in this inexplicable crossover timeline with different less expensive actors!!!

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