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Shear Modulus posted:check out the beginning of this very thread for some of the chronicling of fuckerberg inexplicably deciding to visit iowa for a couple months and get photographed talking to farmers (always sitting down or with extreme forced perspective to hide him being like 5'5") Dr. Gero's most embarrassing creation
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vyelkin posted:i think it was some internal facebook rule that facebook execs can't hold political office, not vice versa, and for whatever reason zucc couldn't just change the internal rules at his own company that he controls iirc it was the board who said that they wouldn't allow it
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H.P. Hovercraft posted:iirc it was the board who said that they wouldn't allow it he is the board
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Nov 13, 2021 04:16
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herp de derp im piss fuckpissshit i cant do anything because the people i hired and whose lives i hold in my very hand tell me it would be impolite!
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Nov 13, 2021 04:17
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it was 100% because there was no way to focus group him into even a slight positive he might get a lil ratings bump if he reallly leaned into the android thing i guess
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Nov 13, 2021 04:20
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H.P. Hovercraft posted:iirc it was the board who said that they wouldn't allow it the board of facebook is not a real constraint on zuckerberg because he owns a majority of the voting shares if zuckerfuck gave up on running for president because someone told him to cut it out, it only makes sense for it to be thiel, who fuckerberg owes since thiel single-handedly made syck, and who obviously could make zuckerberg's and facebook's relationship with the intelligence community a lot less pleasant if he wanted to. it could be just as simple as thiel telling suckerberg to knock it off because trump was still his guy
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Nov 13, 2021 04:27
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what part of rules based international order do you muppets not understand???
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Nov 13, 2021 07:54
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Carthag Tuek posted:it was 100% because there was no way to focus group him into even a slight positive If Zucc tried to run it would be a hilarious cringe bomb similar to how the Mini Mike campaign spent 500 million on the failed primary attempt.
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Nov 13, 2021 15:00
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Nov 22, 2021 21:58
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i just remembered how during suckerberg's stupid not presidential campaign trip to iowa, which came a few months after he announced he was no longer an atheist and was jewish again, featured him posting about how much he loved pork https://twitter.com/yashar/status/878437465282953216?s=20
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Dec 6, 2021 01:31
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hey can someone tell fuckerberg that when i reply to a message from one of my idiot friends who still uses messenger, that its super weird and desperate and off-putting when i get extra friend suggestions for like 2 weeks after every goddamn time "hey do you wanna be friends with this person who is apparently the wife of someone who went to school with your sister?" maybe idk but definitely not on facebook no i cant turn off notifications because of aforementioned idiot friends
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Jan 8, 2022 07:56
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Mark Zuckerberg was having a bad day. He was having a really bad day. All of his Facebook friends were posting about how great their lives were, and Zuckerberg was feeling left out. He was feeling angry, and he was feeling frustrated. So he decided to go on a long walk to clear his head. As he was walking, he saw a woman breastfeeding her baby. He felt a sudden rush of emotion, and he realized that he was angry at all of his Facebook friends because they didn't have babies to breastfeed. He also realized that he had been neglecting his own daughter, who is only a year old. Zuckerberg had a change of heart, and he realized that he was jealous of all of his Facebook friends because they had families to support them. He also realized that he had been neglecting his own family, and that he needed to make more time for them. So he went home and hugged his daughter, and he promised to make more time for them.
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Feb 5, 2022 08:10
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facebook said its okay to call for death to russia so i asked on fasbook if it wasokay to call for death to fuckerberg like 3 of my friends liked that post so i called for death to fuckerberg on facebook and will rprobably be banned for life now. remember me e: i just realized this reads like q bullshit, but it is a true story. i am not banned yet, but it is imminent.
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