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Petr
I just found out my boyfriend ordered delivery from them for lunch. Will they think we're weirdo freaks if they get two orders to the same address in the same day?

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Putty

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I think you should order from my pizza place which I just opened up. Two slices and a soda for only $9.99 plus shipping and tax.

Putty

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Delivery is fast because we are a van parked in front of your house.

Petr
Too late I ordered

jesus I hope the delivery guy doesn't make fun of me

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jesus I hope the delivery guy doesn't encounter an "accident" while passing the Putty's Pizza Planet food truck on the way there

Petr

Putty posted:

jesus I hope the delivery guy doesn't encounter an "accident" while passing the Putty's Pizza Planet food truck on the way there

It has been like 45 minutes. What did you do?

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Putty posted:

jesus I hope the delivery guy doesn't encounter an "accident" while passing the Putty's Pizza Planet food truck on the way there

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Petr posted:

It has been like 45 minutes. What did you do?

Let's just say we serve Chinese too now.

Petr
As soon as I opened the door, the delivery guy pissed all over my face, Peppermint Nightmare style. I'm so humiliated.

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Meeksha

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Ask me how!
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Petr posted:

Too late I ordered

jesus I hope the delivery guy doesn't make fun of me

"Here's your food, idiot."
*pulls the bag back when you reach for it, drops it on the ground, nudges it slowly over the threshold with his shoe*
"I hope you are happy with the person you've become"

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Meeksha

i did it all for the nookie
Ask me how!
-freb dust

Petr posted:

Too late I ordered

jesus I hope the delivery guy doesn't make fun of me

Delivery for you! Quick riddle for you: What do you get when you cross a stupid with a loser? *eyes you up and down*

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come on and slam and welcome to the jam

Thank you Heather Papps for the summer sig!

Putty

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You can't beat our prices, otherwise we'll beat you!

Petr
Today the restaurant called me three times, once each at breakfast lunch and dinner, to ask me if I wanted to place an order. Then they ordered a pizza to my place from another restaurant.

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Putty posted:

You can't beat our prices, otherwise we'll beat you!

7.99 for a 2 litre and large pizza but you have to find me first

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