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Petr
I cannot believe how lucky I am to have been born the only smart person

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On the contrary, I constantly wonder what I did to deserve being cursed by my superior intellect

Starman Super DX

This title text is surprisingly sturdy.
that's so weird because I was just thinking that *I* was the smartest person on the planet.
Sorry you guys :(

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btw ty Birdcon for the sweet spring sig

Petr
I challenge all of you poser geniuses to a contest of Little Shop of Horrors trivia

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Petr
You think you're smart but your scallops are loving raw

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Petr posted:

I challenge all of you poser geniuses to a contest of Little Shop of Horrors trivia

The Rick Moranis movie or the stage show? If movie you're on, dim bulb!



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Petr

hockey jockey posted:

The Rick Moranis movie or the stage show? If movie you're on, dim bulb!

Both, freakin' scatterbrain!

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Petr posted:

Both, freakin' scatterbrain!

Well I can only answer half of them then, droopy drawers!



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Petr
#1 fill in the blank Little ____ of Horrors

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Petr posted:

#1 fill in the blank Little ____ of Horrors

Little Did I Know My Basement Was Full of Horrors

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Little Poster Called Petr of Horrors (and dumbness).



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Petr
lol you're all wrong, it was shop, I am the smartest person on the planet.

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i think petr is just mad somebody took their second e :shobon:

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to whoever took petr's second e: please return it

Peg Sliderskew

Darkman Fanpage posted:

to whoever took petr's second e: please return it

Neveer.



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Petr posted:

lol you're all wrong, it was shop, I am the smartest person on the planet.

You didn't even wait for me to post I was totally going to say the answer was shlorlp

HotSoapyBeard

I'm a really cool nice dad
HAIKOOLIGAN
No I meant shop not shlorlp... dammit

HotSoapyBeard

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HAIKOOLIGAN
Wat is little shop of horers

Beefeater

I'm hungry.
something only smart people know about

Sensual Simian

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sometimes I wish that I was smart but then I remember intelligence is an incredible burden in these topsy turvy times

Petr

Darkman Fanpage posted:

i think petr is just mad somebody took their second e :shobon:

this is racist against petrs fyi

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Petr
there is literally a thread on this page asking what color raspberries are, how can anyone argue with this thread's title

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Robot Made of Meat

Petr posted:

there is literally a thread on this page asking what color raspberries are, how can anyone argue with this thread's title

I was unaware that there were any cogent arguments against said title.


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byob historian

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Petr posted:

there is literally a thread on this page asking what color raspberries are, how can anyone argue with this thread's title

everyones eyes are different so they perceive color differently, but im sure you already knew this :smugdog:

Petr

mrbradlymrmartin posted:

everyones eyes are different so they perceive color differently, but im sure you already knew this :smugdog:

Someone's eyes being stupid is part of being a fuckin idiot

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Twenty Four


*Posting from the International Space Station*

It's not much better here, my colleague's experiment is just "will it blend, in space" while the Russians are working on "Relative comedic value of funny cat gifs while drinking vodka in zero G".

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im happy im an idiot. i actually like being a stupid loving dummy.

Petr

Philip Rivers posted:

im happy im an idiot. i actually like being a stupid loving dummy.

and this is why [country] has [political leader/party]

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Petr

Twenty Four posted:

*Posting from the International Space Station*

It's not much better here, my colleague's experiment is just "will it blend, in space" while the Russians are working on "Relative comedic value of funny cat gifs while drinking vodka in zero G".

NASA cancelled the space shuttle program because one astronaut drove it into a stop sign and has to save his allowance to get the ding buffed out.

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Petr posted:

NASA cancelled the space shuttle program because one astronaut drove it into a stop sign and has to save his allowance to get the ding buffed out.

In all fairness that space road curves really sharply without much warning as it meets the space intersection

Scaly Haylie

at least we gently caress, op

DOPE FIEND KILLA G

*emphasising each syllable w/ an armpit fart noise* [@op] i KnOw U aRe BuT wHaT aM i!?!?

Starshark
I don't want to start any drama but there's also the Roger Corman Little Shop of Horrors with an early appearance of Jack Nicholson as the dentist.

Petr

Starshark posted:

I don't want to start any drama but there's also the Roger Corman Little Shop of Horrors with an early appearance of Jack Nicholson as the dentist.

Wrongo buster, he plays the masochist dental patient, played by Bill Murray in the musical film.

GOD I AM SO SMART

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Who would name their kid "Everyone on the planet earth"????

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Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Good thing I live under a rock

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Robot Made of Meat

Starshark posted:

I don't want to start any drama but there's also the Roger Corman Little Shop of Horrors with an early appearance of Jack Nicholson as the dentist.

Umm, excuse me, but the 1960 film is THE Little Shop of Horrors. The musical is just Little Shop of Horrors.

TOTALLY different!


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Robot Made of Meat posted:

Umm, excuse me, but the 1960 film is THE Little Shop of Horrors. The musical is just Little Shop of Horrors.

TOTALLY different!

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