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I was ill and did a fart so loud on the moscow metro that people turned to look for quite some time. I had quite violently followed through and had to get to the airport so didn't have time to clean up. Between the somewhat viscous poo poo and my endless sweating, I ended up having to throw away every item of clothing I was wearing from shoes to jumper, then get on some lovely Aeroflot plane wearing swimming trunks and a gym vest. When I landed in the uk i booked a hotel room so I could use the shower.
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I work at ups loading the big shipping containers and this guy I was in one with sharted himself. Just turns to me and says "Im sorry, i just poo poo myself" AND HE KEPT WORKING Seriously dude the manager won't care if you stopped to clean up from making GBS threads yourself
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Jun 28, 2017 18:47
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Once I farted and started the Arab Spring. The effects were far-reaching and I am sorry.
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