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solar energy panel
Apr 30, 2007

The Ranger posted:

Is this how you check an opponent's oil?



lifting him up by the handle

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Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

As of 2017 it's an automatic Technical KO if you barf, piss, poop or cum on yourself or your opponent.

Yes it took 20 years for the UFC to think this maybe should go in the rules. Actually I think it's not even accepted in all athletic commissions in USA yet

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

Comfy Fleece Sweater posted:

As of 2017 it's an automatic Technical KO if you barf, piss, poop or cum on yourself or your opponent.

Yes it took 20 years for the UFC to think this maybe should go in the rules. Actually I think it's not even accepted in all athletic commissions in USA yet

tough luck, bo rai cho

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Comfy Fleece Sweater posted:

As of 2017 it's an automatic Technical KO if you barf, piss, poop or cum on yourself or your opponent.

Yes it took 20 years for the UFC to think this maybe should go in the rules. Actually I think it's not even accepted in all athletic commissions in USA yet

Was it Tim Sylvia who pooped himself and kept fighting with the poop coming out and streaming down his leg and the other fighter had to gag his way through it cause Tim kept laying on him covered in his own poo poo

Tim Sylvia is the most depressing fighter

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=euRNF_WN6iw

putin is a cunt
Apr 5, 2007

BOY DO I SURE ENJOY TRASH. THERE'S NOTHING MORE I LOVE THAN TO SIT DOWN IN FRONT OF THE BIG SCREEN AND EAT A BIIIIG STEAMY BOWL OF SHIT. WARNER BROS CAN COME OVER TO MY HOUSE AND ASSFUCK MY MOM WHILE I WATCH AND I WOULD CERTIFY IT FRESH, NO QUESTION

OXBALLS DOT COM posted:

I meant your usage of "douche"

What do you think douche means

Minimalist Program
Aug 14, 2010

Aesop Poprock posted:

Was it Tim Sylvia who pooped himself and kept fighting with the poop coming out and streaming down his leg and the other fighter had to gag his way through it cause Tim kept laying on him covered in his own poo poo

Tim Sylvia is the most depressing fighter

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=euRNF_WN6iw
Lol irl

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
Mods, please rename thread to "UFC Fighter Poops Herself Whilst Getting Choked Out"

Blazing Ownager
Jun 2, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Docahedron posted:

Maybe she was making GBS threads as a defense mechanism

I'd stop grappling someone who was making GBS threads on me

Genius!

Blazing Ownager
Jun 2, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

BBC posted:

Monalisa Perez, 19, was booked into county jail after shooting at Pedro Ruiz as he held a book to his chest, believing it would stop the bullet.

The couple's three-year-old child and nearly 30 onlookers watched as she fired the fatal bullet into his chest.

So 30 people saw this idiot go "Yep, I'm going to catch a bullet with a book," and said, "Yep seems fine"

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Blazing Ownager posted:

So 30 people saw this idiot go "Yep, I'm going to catch a bullet with a book," and said, "Yep seems fine"

What book was it?

Blue Raider
Sep 2, 2006

gotta try for the brown eye

Blue Raider
Sep 2, 2006

the only constant in my 11 years on this forum is that gbs loves a good pants poo poo

Manchild King
Oct 22, 2010
Misogynistic, self-absorbed, incredibly unfunny asshole. BLOCK ME or I will steal your face for creepy fetish porn!
I previously found MMA to be a bit undignified but this is just a whole nother level.

Minimalist Program
Aug 14, 2010
UFC Fighter Poops Herself While Getting Choked Out then gently caress

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!



When you go in for the shoot
And your rear end begins to poot
Diarrhea, cha-cha-cha
Diarrhea, cha-cha-cha

When you go to the ground
with trunks full of brown
Diarrhea, cha-cha-cha
Diarrhea, cha-cha-cha

When you grab a RNC
And your butt begins to pee
Diarrhea, cha-cha-cha
Diarrhea, cha-cha-cha

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Care Bear Stairs posted:

When you go in for the shoot
And your rear end begins to poot
Diarrhea, cha-cha-cha
Diarrhea, cha-cha-cha

When you go down to the ground
with and your trunks full of fill up with brown
Diarrhea, cha-cha-cha
Diarrhea, cha-cha-cha

When you grab a RNC
And your butt begins to pee
Diarrhea, cha-cha-cha
Diarrhea, cha-cha-cha

Fixed for rhythm

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General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend

Aesop Poprock posted:

Was it Tim Sylvia who pooped himself and kept fighting with the poop coming out and streaming down his leg and the other fighter had to gag his way through it cause Tim kept laying on him covered in his own poo poo

Tim Sylvia is the most depressing fighter

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=euRNF_WN6iw

Blind Date should have kept going forever, like COPS

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