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So I'm watching a documentary on Netflix, and they're shooting a scene in the town I live in. They go into a restaurant, and I'm like hey I go there all the time! And sure enough, partway through a scene, I see myself in the background. I had no idea I was ever filmed. loving weirding me out right now! |
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Ask for royalties. |
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Jun 30, 2017 08:10
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literally this big posted:Ask for royalties. I mean sure I'm a famous movie star now but I don't think the queen of england is gonna be interested ---------------- |
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Jun 30, 2017 08:50
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Jun 30, 2017 14:29
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May I please have your autograph?
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Jun 30, 2017 15:29
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omg dude THAT WAS YOU?? i was literally just in the process of registering a domain name to start a fan club. you were fantastic... a true artist.
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Jun 30, 2017 18:15
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once the site is up, i'm planning on writing a few pieces of fan fiction about you if that is ok?
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Jun 30, 2017 18:15
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I knew someone who was around the filming of a Jersey Shore episode. According to them you have to sign a waiver if you even want to walk in the remote area of the shooting otherwise you aren't allowed in. Documentary film makers I think just prefer to do whatever the hell they want. |
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Jun 30, 2017 20:31
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Meeksha posted:once the site is up, i'm planning on writing a few pieces of fan fiction about you if that is ok? Only if they are intensely erotic and feature video game characters. ---------------- |
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Jun 30, 2017 20:34
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Petr posted:Only if they are intensely erotic and feature video game characters. um, they already said fan fiction there's no need to be redundant |
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Jun 30, 2017 21:18
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Petr posted:Only if they are intensely erotic and feature video game characters. ok my first idea is a play on u and austin powers aka international man of mystery. it's a mashup with scooby doo and the mystery of the missing pants. SUPER erotic and MEGA HOT ----- |
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Jun 30, 2017 22:04
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Meeksha posted:ok my first idea is a play on u and austin powers aka international man of mystery. it's a mashup with scooby doo and the mystery of the missing pants. SUPER erotic and MEGA HOT Can you get Sonic or maybe futa Samus in it? ---------------- |
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Jun 30, 2017 22:46
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Meeksha posted:ok my first idea is a play on u and austin powers aka international man of mystery. it's a mashup with scooby doo and the mystery of the missing pants. SUPER erotic and MEGA HOT This but like a grimy reboot and Scooby has become disenchanted with his old gang and goes by his full name scoobert now |
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Jun 30, 2017 22:49
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I still don't know what the documentary was about but "Petr Enters the Cullen" (a Twilight crossover) is def. going to be about the shipping industry. |
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Jul 1, 2017 18:28
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Dead Hippie Ghost posted:This but like a grimy reboot and Scooby has become disenchanted with his old gang and goes by his full name scoobert now Hey Scoobs! Want a Scooby snack?? ...ro thanks. *guzzles vodka directly from bottle and stares into camera" ----- |
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Jul 2, 2017 21:42
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Dead Hippie Ghost posted:This but like a grimy reboot and Scooby has become disenchanted with his old gang and goes by his full name scoobert now I'll incorporate sonic from the game "sonic the hedgehog." Not Samus bc she's a girl and eww she has cooties. Fan fiction forthcoming, I'm on my phone. ----- |
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Jul 2, 2017 21:45
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Petr posted:So I'm watching a documentary on Netflix, and they're shooting a scene in the town I live in. They go into a restaurant, and I'm like hey I go there all the time! And sure enough, partway through a scene, I see myself in the background. I had no idea I was ever filmed. loving weirding me out right now! It's something you can brag about to your kids.
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Jul 4, 2017 02:09
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jut post the name of the doco so we can play spot the yob |
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petr and the hedgehog: love is pain once upon a time, there was a man or woman named petr. it is impossible to know which, so let's just go with the universal 'he' and hope that 'he' is not a rampaging feminazi who stomps on my throat for choosing to go this direction. petr had been playing spelunky on his ps4 ALL WEEKEND LONG. as he jumped on snakes and whipped at spiders, he had an idea - how much fun would it be to jack it to sonic the hedgehog? he sat motionless, staring at his pants, watching a boner rise against the fabric like the morning sun rising in the east. except instead of a star rising, it was a penis. but there was one (1) problem where was his sonic game? he did not know! was he just supposed to hold this hot, erotic nether-rod up whilst looking for the game?? that was not an option, so petr came up with an idea. "A'ha!" he thought. he thought about exclaiming it out loud but was unsure of himself. petr logged onto the internet via his local ISP. he frantically scoured forums for pictures of naked sonic the hedgehog from the sega game, sonic the hedgehog. "heh heh heh... more like sonic the hedgeHOT," petr said loudly to himself. he was pleased with his pun. DING DING a message has appeared in one of the chatrooms he was in. "heyyoooooo it's a'me, sonic!" "oh lord of mine, who i worship occasionally, is it true? is it really sonic?," petr semi-shouted. his voice lowered at the end of his sentence because of a drop in self-confidence. that was always an issue for petr. "u want sex?" said sonic. "YES PLEASE!!!" petr both typed and semi-shouted simultaneously. sonic replied, "lulz wut is ur address?" petr couldn't type fast enough, he needed to sooth his raging lap-rocket, which was erect. "brt omw" said sonic. not even 30 seconds later, the doorbell rang. petr opened it to see none other than the blue blur himself. "that was so freaking fast," said petr, his voice again fading out due to the constant issue of self-confidence. "it wasn't just fast, it was SONIC fast!" said sonic whilst flashing a powerful thumbs up. "lets get to boinking," said petr. unfortunately, sonic had lied. he had no intention of making love. he pulled out a gun and robbed petr at gunpoint, pointing the gun directly at his face. petr learned the hard lesson that you shouldn't give out your home address on the internet (also called the world wide web), even if it is in the prospect of making whoopie with a video game character. the end ----- |
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Jul 5, 2017 22:46
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Jul 6, 2017 03:55
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lol why? i mean im not sorry but why lol
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Jul 6, 2017 07:51
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Twenty Four posted:lol why? i mean im not sorry but why lol fan fiction about petr since he is a celebrity now. HE WAS IN A MOVIE! i promised fan fiction earlier in this thread, so i followed through. ----- |
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Jul 6, 2017 14:54
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For context... Meeksha posted: once the site is up, i'm planning on writing a few pieces of fan fiction about you if that is ok? Petr posted: Can you get Sonic or maybe futa Samus in it? Meeksha posted: I'll incorporate sonic from the game "sonic the hedgehog." Not Samus bc she's a girl and eww she has cooties. Fan fiction forthcoming, I'm on my phone. ----- |
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Not having a response from Petr makes me feel kind of like a weirdo. Just sayin. I know I should have included Austin Powers and/or Shrek, but I'm getting self-conscious that my fan fiction was just weird for not including either of them.
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