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cuntman.net
Mar 1, 2013

i will nominate myself then immediately trade that nomination to jeb

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Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

TWIST FIST posted:

i will nominate myself then immediately trade that nomination to jeb

Since we don't have election committees and any kind of system or rules in place to guarantee equal representation, for a limited time offer :hai:

Squizzle - 3
TRUMP - 3
guy whose entire post history in the trump thread is pictures of cats - 9
Al! - 7
Fishmech - 2
Me - 3
Lindsey O. Graham - 3
deadgoon - 2
Jeb! - 12
free matey - 2
A Handed Missus - 2

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Lastgirl posted:

*grabs you the fmn happy meal*

That'll be 1.69

so far Jeb! is on track to being pretend president of a subforum :toot:

At least with Jeb! in charge you know we'll never be taken off life support

Lindsey O. Graham
Dec 31, 2016

"We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief
throwin all ma votes to Al!

3 votes to Al!

Lindsey O. Graham
Dec 31, 2016

"We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief
this may be seen as gauche, but here goes:

i nominate myself lindsey gram cracka, and trade that vote to Al! (a la TWIST FIST)

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
ya whatever id ont give a poo poo tamany hall this b*ithc :rubshands:

since fishmech won't be around ever because c-spam is too chaotic for him to listen to his own voice so he won't find any validation to lead this pit of goblins, his vote goes to the Me and TRUMP vote because idk remember no russian :ssh:

also free matey kompromat so that too goes towards this circlejerk, splitting on the TRUMP/Me vote because our presidents are too drunk to enact any reasonable legislature for fair representation of democracy :sun:

Squizzle - 3
TRUMP - 5
guy whose entire post history in the trump thread is pictures of cats - 9
Al! - 11
Me - 5
deadgoon - 2
Jeb! - 12
A Handed Missus - 2

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
i give three of my votes to the cat picture guy

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
Squizzle - 3
TRUMP - 5
guy whose entire post history in the trump thread is pictures of cats - 12
Al! - 8
Me - 5
deadgoon - 2
Jeb! - 12
A Handed Missus - 2

Rand alPaul
Feb 3, 2010

by Nyc_Tattoo
I am sad that I'm the only person to vote for the jailed emoticon :bernget: which is the Socialism Ghost of the forums.

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


giving my two nominations to TRUMP


:911::911::911::911::911:

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Rand alPaul posted:

I am sad that I'm the only person to vote for the jailed emoticon :bernget: which is the Socialism Ghost of the forums.



here you go friend, courtesy of Lord of Pie


A Handed Missus posted:

giving my two nominations to TRUMP


:911::911::911::911::911:

Squizzle - 3
TRUMP - 7
guy whose entire post history in the trump thread is pictures of cats - 12
Al! - 8
Me - 5
deadgoon - 2
Jeb! - 12

Rand alPaul
Feb 3, 2010

by Nyc_Tattoo

Lastgirl posted:



here you go friend, courtesy of Lord of Pie


Squizzle - 3
TRUMP - 7
guy whose entire post history in the trump thread is pictures of cats - 12
Al! - 8
Me - 5
deadgoon - 2
Jeb! - 12

Hello, old friend

Also please switch my vote to JEB!

MaxxBot
Oct 6, 2003

you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!

Rand alPaul posted:

Hello, old friend

Also please switch my vote to JEB!

Cuck Yeah!

Karl Barks
Jan 21, 1981

i vote for myself

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Lindsey O. Graham posted:

throwin all ma votes to Al!

3 votes to Al!

No!

Lindsey O. Graham posted:

this may be seen as gauche, but here goes:

i nominate myself lindsey gram cracka, and trade that vote to Al! (a la TWIST FIST)

Noooooooooooooooooo!!! :gonk:

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
whoah whoah whoah im hearing from an anonymous source that the russians are stealing this election

3 fraudulent votes for vladimieriovitch putin

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


Baloogan posted:

whoah whoah whoah im hearing from an anonymous source that the russians are stealing this election

3 fraudulent votes for vladimieriovitch putin

I hope one of us becomes president o7

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
im gonna be president right after president cruz breaks through teh candidian ceiling

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Rand alPaul posted:

Also please switch my vote to JEB!


your vote magically got reanimated and added to the low energy pile

Squizzle - 3
TRUMP - 7
guy whose entire post history in the trump thread is pictures of cats - 12
Al! - 8
Me - 5
deadgoon - 2
Jeb! - 13

ok now...

*blows off dusty tome*

Calvinball says....

*lowers reading glasses Schumerously*

*squints at a random passage*

its time to make a poll thread so that goblin citizens can vote on their next c-spam president

The Top 3 nominees with the highest count are welcome to advocate for their platforms here, so that's Al!, Galenorth, and Jeb! :hai:

*chucks tome behind me as i spin around in a chair before banging the gavel*

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Karl Barks posted:

i vote for myself

everyday you wake up and get out of bed, take a shower and brush your teeth

well thats a vote for yourself (and day crew)

take pause to collect on that thought if you will

namaste :hai:

ok now go vote in this bizarre and labyrinthine election that the nice russian people helped me out with doing all the work

Go go go

Impkins Patootie
Apr 20, 2017





Lastgirl posted:

everyday you wake up and get out of bed, take a shower and brush your teeth

well thats a vote for yourself (and day crew)

take pause to collect on that thought if you will

namaste :hai:

ok now go vote in this bizarre and labyrinthine election that the nice russian people helped me out with doing all the work

Go go go

wow way to be a dick

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Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

King of the Beach posted:

wow way to be a dick

bing bong so simple :chaostrump:

thank you for playing, it is up to the goblins of this nest to decide as citizens here on out:confuoot:

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