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Zorodius
Feb 11, 2007

EA GAMES' MASTERPIECE 'MADDEN 2018 G.O.A.T. EDITION' IS A GLORIOUS TRIUMPH OF ART AND TECHNOLOGY. IT BRINGS GAMEDAY RIGHT TO THE PLAYER AND WHOEVER SAYS OTHERWISE CAN, YOU GUESSED IT...
SUCK THE SHIT STRAIGHT OUT OF MY OWN ASSHOLE.

BUY IT.
To be honest, I didn't really live up to my expectations last time, but I've been putting in some solid hours with a keyboard since then.

Let's-a-go!

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Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
just pretend that each key is a little goomba

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Used to get 15, maybe 20 words per minute in Mario Teaches Typing. These days, I can type a lot more words, and I can do it faster. That's called growing up, and heck, I've been doing it.

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord

FactsAreUseless posted:

Used to get 15, maybe 20 words per minute in Mario Teaches Typing. These days, I can type a lot more words, and I can do it faster. That's called growing up, and heck, I've been doing it.

Real grown ups don't brag... Real grown ups call their 11 year old "tech expert" nephew to program their netflicks.

spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014

FactsAreUseless posted:

Used to get 15, maybe 20 words per minute in Mario Teaches Typing. These days, I can type a lot more words, and I can do it faster. That's called growing up, and heck, I've been doing it.

"Mario teaches a' typing!"

Macintosh performa 1200. 120 megabyte hard drive.

I used to play a lot of spectra too.

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

https://archive.org/details/Type_to_Learn_v5_1991-Sunburst

This was the actual program I learned to type on.

Edit: actually, not quite. The one I had was for Windows, and it was less colorful. Might have been an older one.

Les Os
Mar 29, 2010
yes but could you game boy camera?

Teikanmi
Dec 16, 2006

by R. Guyovich

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Kevin bacons sister. Also bacon is good. :munch:

Fagmaster
Aug 21, 2004

Goon project: "Mario teaches typing wrong"

CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench

FactsAreUseless posted:

Used to get 15, maybe 20 words per minute in Mario Teaches Typing. These days, I can type a lot more words, and I can do it faster. That's called growing up, and heck, I've been doing it.
I grew up and bought a phone that's actually a tiny computer more powerful than anything from my teenage years but the keyboard got smaller but then the phone is so good and smart and beautiful that it predicts what I'm going to say about the rugged yet also sensitive phone.

roomforthetuna
Mar 22, 2005

I don't need to know anything about virii! My CUSTOM PROGRAM keeps me protected! It's not like they'll try to come in through the Internet or something!

Fagmaster posted:

Goon project: "Mario teaches typing wrong"
You might accidentally discover a better, more efficient way to type. (Turns out 3EDC and 9IJN as the home row works better!)

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
I have the CDs somewhere im gonna rip something brb

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
https://puu.sh/wAElG/f59ef8ff50.mp4

Putty fucked around with this message at 17:37 on Jul 3, 2017

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007


Woodd

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
where in the world is carmen sandiego. she gets around, ill tell u that much

ProfessorMurder
Aug 27, 2003

I can wet the bed in the shape of Abraham Lincoln

Orkin Mang posted:

where in the world is carmen sandiego. she gets around, ill tell u that much

She's taking me for a ride on a slow boat to China.

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

ProfessorMurder posted:

She's taking me for a ride on a slow boat to China.

that loving oval office

Over There
Jun 28, 2013

by Azathoth
Sorry guys

https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/kwx5a9/whats-mavis-beacon-up-to-these-days-nothing-shes-fake-926

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
I am using my home kreys.

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH



I never learned how to type. :(

COMRADES
Apr 3, 2017

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
You won't try though because what if you don't crush it how foolish would you feel?

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

would

Zorodius
Feb 11, 2007

EA GAMES' MASTERPIECE 'MADDEN 2018 G.O.A.T. EDITION' IS A GLORIOUS TRIUMPH OF ART AND TECHNOLOGY. IT BRINGS GAMEDAY RIGHT TO THE PLAYER AND WHOEVER SAYS OTHERWISE CAN, YOU GUESSED IT...
SUCK THE SHIT STRAIGHT OUT OF MY OWN ASSHOLE.

BUY IT.
I'm sorry if this is politically inappropriate, but the fact is Mario could kick the jiminy christmas out of Mavis Beacon any day of the week.

Hydrocodone
Sep 26, 2007

Truly. Sincerely. A thought I've had several times and never been courageous enough to speak.

Sixfools
Aug 27, 2005

You be the Moon,
I'll be the Earth
And when we burst
Start over, oh, darling
I'll sell you my CiB copy for $20 it has all the floppies and inserts

myDad
Jan 20, 2010

ce n'est pas ma mère
College Slice

Sixfools posted:

I'll sell you my CiB copy for $20 it has all the floppies and inserts

I've got a floppy you can insert

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

Zorodius posted:

I'm sorry if this is politically inappropriate, but the fact is Mario could kick the jiminy christmas out of Mavis Beacon any day of the week.

Racist

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Typing of the Dead always seemed like an interesting way go about mastering touch typing.

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry

Zorodius posted:

I'm sorry if this is politically inappropriate, but the fact is Mario could kick the jiminy christmas out of Mavis Beacon any day of the week.

The rock and roll soundtrack for one of the bacon's was pretty awesome. I think it's the one that had a kind of "underwater base" or city theme around 98 or so. Made me think of Journeyman Project Turbo.

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Shmorkio teaches diaping

COMRADES
Apr 3, 2017

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Meredith Baxter-Burnout posted:

Shmorkio teaches diaping

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

Wicker Man posted:

The rock and roll soundtrack for one of the bacon's was pretty awesome. I think it's the one that had a kind of "underwater base" or city theme around 98 or so. Made me think of Journeyman Project Turbo.

When my friend got a computer from Radio Shack I wish I had this resource: http://www.oldskool.org/guides/tvdog/utilities.html

Instead, using an Apple IIgs I transferred porn to a floppy with grasprt being universal.

peanut
Sep 9, 2007


Zil posted:

Typing of the Dead always seemed like an interesting way go about mastering touch typing.

hell yeah I came here to post this
the bowling alley that had one closed and I haven't seen it since :(

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Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!

FactsAreUseless posted:

Used to get 15, maybe 20 words per minute in Mario Teaches Typing. These days, I can type a lot more words, and I can do it faster. That's called growing up, and heck, I've been doing it.

when i was in middle school we had to get 55wpm in mario teaches typing. we were being groomed for long careers of posting

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