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I used to take emails from upper leadership at my work and translate them through several random languages on Google Translate before bringing it back into English. We called it 'reverse translating.' It's good stuff. Plus, it works for EVERY situation! Limp Bizkit songs! Original: I did it all for the nookie, so you can take that cookie and stick it up your yeah! RT: I did it all for the motivation, so you can take this cookie and save! Knock-knock jokes! Original: Knock Knock Who's there? Hatch Hatch who? God bless you! RT: Knock knock Who is this? Hit Draw Who? God loves you! Theatre! Original: What's in a name? That which we call a rose By any other name would smell as sweet. RT: What is the name? We call that a rose I smell as sweet as other names. Tongue twisters! Original: Betty botter bought some butter But, she said, the butter is bitter If I put it in my batter It will make my batter bitter But a bit of better butter Would make my batter better. So she bought a bit of butter Better than her bitter butter And she put it in her batter And the batter was not bitter So, that was better Betty Botter Bought a bit of better butter. RT: Betty Botter buys a little butter However, he says that the aftertaste of butter I put my yeast My spicy NWA confirmation But better butter It is best for my dough. So I bought a little butter It is better than bitter butter. And put in his dough And dough, harmless So the better Betty Botter Buy some butter. |
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Original: I'm gay RT: I am a homosexual |
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Jul 6, 2017 13:36
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Original: Some BODY once told me the world is gonna roll me RT: Some of my body that I immediately roll my world carrots (I'm using Latin because that seems to get some good results) |
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Jul 6, 2017 13:38
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Original: Hurf de Durf its BYOB time Sit back and chill to my BYOB rhyme This is BYOB and you can hang with me You can chill out relax and smoke a bong with me If you need a pick me up cuz you're feelin down Just post a thread and they come around Glompin all over your melancholy posts Especially Pro Target cuz he posts the most See what i did dere dat wuz a namedrop Because the circlejerks in the yob dey never stop It's all about threads see how many you can make See how many times you can make a post that is fake Post a kitten picture and make the tables break And sit there and laugh your rear end off while you chill and bake Make a youtube thread, MSpaint your dick If dey find out ur a girl you get da profile clicks And even if youre not you can still be a chick Just post some other girls picture, thats the trick If youre makin effort threads to get the threadviews Sit down right here and ill tell you some news Here in the yob its not about attention You dont have to do the effort to get some gay affection It BYOB, BYOB time Hurf and a Durf, sliding to the Goldmine RT: Hurf BYOB His time Sitting and rhyming BYOBOB BYOB and you can come with me You can not enjoy and smoke me If you have to choose me you think cuz I came in only one year About his offering blog Glompin Because of the curtain it will be very See what I did to Domen wuz Circlejerks will report them. He works on discussion to see more Number of times you can lie Take the picture of the author's kittens, and the broken plate And there, and when you enjoyed miso soup you laughed at your butt E ukulele function HW cock If they find Ulla's daughter, get a lot of click profile If you do not have to be young Just take pictures of other girls with tricks And when you find a thread view with Makin's test function Sit and harm another news Intermediate certificate for his discretionary luck You do not need to get gay love BYOB, BYOB hours Huff and other Harleana gold mines |
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Jul 6, 2017 14:27
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lolHey Whose Mule posted:He works on discussion to see more oddly poetic |
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Jul 6, 2017 14:42
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The Books, one of the best bands of all time, made a great song by running the lyrics to a classic folk tune through one of those multi-language translators. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jGjs8TCGvQI |
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Jul 6, 2017 14:55
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FactsAreUseless posted:The Books, one of the best bands of all time, made a great song by running the lyrics to a classic folk tune through one of those multi-language translators. that was amazing. ----- |
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Jul 6, 2017 15:18
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alnilam posted:lol lol if u can enjoy miso soup without laughin at ur butt
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Jul 6, 2017 17:00
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theres a website that sort of does this: http://www.translationparty.com/ |
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Jul 6, 2017 17:17
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Putty posted:theres a website that sort of does this: Haha, that's great. I also like HappyKiddy's idea of using Latin. That makes some interesting mixes. ----- |
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Jul 6, 2017 18:30
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All Star: Someone told me he turns to the world I am the sharpest tool for warehouse Mine looks at his finger with his thumb and fingers He has no need, however, in the shape of the 'i', and the posts thereof, He shall not fail nor be discouraged when things go well, and the year is coming, To me the rules and ran into the ground And not loving to live that is not the meaning of life The brain has to be smart, but will be your fool head Too much so What is the problem with getting back on the road? I do not know, if you are not to have gone But if ye do not cause her not to shine with Ah, now you are an all-star, you start to play Hey, you are a rock star show is pay The shine of no money The only kind of star destroys the mold ----- |
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Jul 6, 2017 18:31
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That's beautiful |
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Jul 6, 2017 18:33
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Meeksha posted:that was amazing. |
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Jul 6, 2017 19:02
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English -> Arabic -> Basque -> Latin -> English: before And what still remember Music for me smile If I had my choice; The nation and danced Maybe a little to be happy But February made me Shiver Each offer a chat The bad news in points The second step could be I can not remember that, if he cries out, When I read about his widowed bride Deeply touched me something Matt today's music and Goodbye, goodbye Track American Pie In accordance with my toyota holy ponds for fish ponds for fish and dry Good ole children to drink whiskey and rye Father "This will be a day die This will be a day die I did not write the book of love Do you have faith in God above; If you say the Bible? And I believe in a strong and Roll? Music can save your own people? You can teach me how to dance real suffering? Well, I know you love him I dance "in the gym You kicked off your shoes Of man, dig now in the number of them, and they, and the Lamb For you alone teen broncin buck " With a pink carnation and a small truck And I am sure that it is not good luck Matt today's music He began father " Goodbye, goodbye Track American Pie In accordance with my toyota holy ponds for fish ponds for fish and dry Good ole children to drink whiskey and rye Father "This will be a day die This will be a day die Now we have ten years moss grows fat on a rolling stone But it is not these things, his way is When the King and called her from the clown! The coat he borrowed from James Dean The voice comes from you and me O thou king, and he looked up, and the skirts of the, Came out, wearing the cause of the stole him away while it is Corydon, trial postponed It was returned trial When you read a book of Products Glory Four are in gardens We sang songs in the dark and gloomy Matt today's music His father " Goodbye, goodbye Track American Pie In accordance with my toyota holy ponds for fish ponds for fish and dry The good ole boys were drinking whiskey and rye Father "This will be a day die This will be a day die Mary playful summer swelter When the birds fly emergency shelter 8 miles deep falling fast The beans are ground on a lawn Try to spend time on the sidelines in the east down But now sweet smell in the air first half O sing unto the LORD, and make him and the keepers of the We all got up, however, dance and play Oh, not a thing of chance, but in order to The court of the outcome of the war, The band refused to produce I remember unveiled Matt music today? We started a father " Goodbye, goodbye Track American Pie In accordance with my toyota holy ponds for fish ponds for fish and dry The good ole boys were drinking whiskey and rye Father "This will be a day die This will be a day die Any place where there were Generation lost in space He went out again time Then cometh he to Jack and nimble, Jack quickly Jack Flash sat on a lighthouse "The devil is not only friendly fire Oh, I saw, in the same degree; and as With his hands clenched in fists of anger No angel born in hell This break may be the wave of the devil the height of the flame in the night, light immolation I saw Satan laughing with delight Matt today's music He sang " Goodbye, goodbye Track American Pie In accordance with my toyota holy ponds for fish ponds for fish and dry The good ole boys were drinking whiskey and rye Father "This will be a day die This will be a day die I met a girl sang the Gloria I asked her for some happy news But just smiled and turned away The door of the Books When I heard the music years before But he said he did not play music ways of holding The voice of the poet sometimes seen Lovers However, the word is not The church bells all were broken Three more surprises Trinity The rear edge of the beach to be cleared, Matt today's music they were singing Goodbye, goodbye Track American Pie In accordance with my toyota holy ponds for fish ponds for fish and dry Good ole children to drink whiskey and rye Father "This will be a day die This will be a day die says Goodbye, goodbye Track American Pie In accordance with my toyota holy ponds for fish ponds for fish and dry The good ole boys were drinking whiskey and rye Father "This will be a day die |
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Jul 6, 2017 23:40
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Matt today's music |
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Jul 6, 2017 23:50
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"In accordance with my toyota holy ponds for fish ponds for fish and dry" is my favorite bit |
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Jul 7, 2017 00:03
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English -> Arabic -> Basque -> Latin -> English A very old In the Milky Way at a total remove The styles are coming under attack Glory, and he thought John Gunn You can not talk about the Union of The latest cutting a desperate However, their response that we have not suspended Shut the door and tried to kill We ran this gas And they came up to meet neighbors of the neighbor or the boss We took to the stage Bongo Theed we went to see the Queen We're all hurt Tatooine This is where we found this child ... Oh, are you here Anakin Guy After one day, go - it's just a small Federal Republic of Yugoslavia He left him, and kissed her mother goodbye Saen "will soon be serious" "I will soon be serious" Did you know that impunity Do not shave and old But you have a choose to use it, as they say, Ah, can not see him hit the queen of the If just nine years Thus it can happen, that they may at any time to take her as a wife Well, I know there was a 100-3PO I heard how fast Ejrabh We break this is the truth? So, we bet or two; Pre-puberty grandparents' as Minutes before Jabba Well, I do not know how the first place Oh, that in this way, it would be Arantza Singh started "... This man, this is Anakin After one day, go - it's just a small Federal Republic of Yugoslavia He left him, and kissed her mother goodbye Saen "will soon be serious" "I will soon be serious" Now, finally we got Curuskant The design you want to know what our grandfather The child was unable to see what In this way, a story to tell, and have taken nothing, One example of these statistics are generally outside Klorianz And for them the words he said: Oh, obviously impressed by the Council You can get out of control in a balance? The boy born Oh custom forbids Because much fear Yoda In which the gun is here now to hear " "Just stick, tapered ear ' "I was taught that boys' Singen was ... This man, this is Anakin After one day, go - it's just a small Federal Republic of Yugoslavia He left him, and kissed her mother goodbye Saen "will soon be serious" "I will soon be serious" The styles are caught in our back "The queen, so he Omedalla I honestly would have loved to stay For all, who had fought in the heroic war, It is not at all what they once He flew a small plane to rescue this Hochoc In the end, the death of Gongons Also many other pilot the ship exploded fried Kroaqun a lot of people ' Open conflict Droidz The grandfather was surprised Darth once celebrated as the price Well, it's a way for me to ghost I think this is to train a child Singh will "... This man, this is Anakin After one day, go - it's just a small Federal Republic of Yugoslavia He left him, and kissed her mother goodbye Saen "will soon be serious" "I will soon be serious" We Singh, ... This man, this is Anakin After one day, go - it's just a small Federal Republic of Yugoslavia He left him, and kissed her mother goodbye Saen "will soon be serious"
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this wasn't my idea i saw it on the internet a w hile ago english -> klingon -> english A day of the daytime star. / The clouds are compelled to commence fleeing, and are filled with dread. / I have a destination; / and there, because of the atmosphere, I am pleased. / Describe to me **immediately** / how to go to Sesame Street.
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Jul 7, 2017 00:34
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alnilam posted:this wasn't my idea i saw it on the internet a w hile ago IMMEDIATELY ----- |
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Jul 7, 2017 03:34
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joke_explainer posted:English -> Arabic -> Basque -> Latin -> English: that was gold. I'm using that pattern from now on. Usually do a random sequence of Zulu, polish, Russian, and korean. This is a good standard, though. Thank you. ----- |
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