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i.e. basically worthless world-building bullshit then the new testament would be the hobbit, right? i just can't... quite... ungh make this about racial tension in modern day america. i'm sorry you guys i really wanted to
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# ? Jul 18, 2017 07:10 |
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# ? Jun 1, 2024 06:58 |
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orc lives matter OP. It's not their fault that the elven industrial complex created the socioeconomic conditions that forced them into a life of evil
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# ? Jul 18, 2017 07:12 |
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# ? Jul 18, 2017 07:15 |
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Orcs are a metaphor for communists - an unthinking horde of crude killing machines led by a tyrannical dictator who doesn't care for them.
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# ? Jul 18, 2017 07:16 |
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a gay lion named Tangiers posted:i.e. basically worthless world-building bullshit how about you go gently caress yourself
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# ? Jul 18, 2017 07:18 |
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my mind is literally blown
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# ? Jul 18, 2017 07:18 |
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gnarlyhotep posted:how about you go gently caress yourself s-senpai? (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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# ? Jul 18, 2017 07:19 |
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no dont post in the lord of the rings thread that was just talking about the silmarillion. make a new thread for your stupid post
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# ? Jul 18, 2017 07:19 |
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There are even multiple orc cultures and dialects. They're people as much as elves, dwarves, and humans.
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# ? Jul 18, 2017 07:20 |
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gary oldmans diary posted:no dont post in the lord of the rings thread that was just talking about the silmarillion. make a new thread for your stupid post morons will be morons
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# ? Jul 18, 2017 07:22 |
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if you consider the movies you see the orcs were birthed from weird cocoons for a life of servitude and battle a clear slavery analogy
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# ? Jul 18, 2017 09:41 |
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Did Tolkien have a Jesus figure like Lewis and Aslan?
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# ? Jul 18, 2017 09:43 |
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mind the walrus posted:Did Tolkien have a Jesus figure like Lewis and Aslan? You serious? Gandalf literally came back from the dead.
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# ? Jul 18, 2017 09:49 |
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Yeah but he wasn't a prophet or Messiah, is what I meant
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# ? Jul 18, 2017 09:54 |
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mind the walrus posted:Yeah but he wasn't a prophet or Messiah, is what I meant https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/T%C3%BArin_Turambar
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# ? Jul 18, 2017 10:16 |
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banged his sister and then killed himself. a proper Messiah
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# ? Jul 18, 2017 10:22 |
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mind the walrus posted:Yeah but he wasn't a prophet or Messiah, is what I meant He was literally an angel.
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# ? Jul 18, 2017 10:29 |
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That story had a lot of "and then he accidentally killed..." in it. Also he's a really lovely messiah if most of what he did involved killing orcs, being an arrogant poo poo, and boning his sister. Like why does that entitle him to be the one to kill Satan?
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# ? Jul 18, 2017 10:34 |
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super sweet best pal posted:He was literally an angel.
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# ? Jul 18, 2017 10:36 |
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Is The Lord of the Rings the Quran, then?
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# ? Jul 18, 2017 12:15 |
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Old Testament best Testament!!!
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# ? Jul 18, 2017 12:51 |
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did you notice: there are a lot of WHITE PEOPLE in lord of the rings?? here i thought elrond was woke letting his daughter gently caress a mere human but nope rivendell is white elf af.
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# ? Jul 18, 2017 13:00 |
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# ? Jul 18, 2017 14:19 |
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# ? Jul 18, 2017 15:30 |
Are those shorts or pig pants? Is that a Glock?
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# ? Jul 18, 2017 15:51 |
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Gay Hitler posted:Are those shorts or pig pants? Is that a Glock? Its a Pig Sow-er
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# ? Jul 18, 2017 16:59 |
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Gay Horney posted:Its a Pig Sow-er "OiNK"
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# ? Jul 19, 2017 00:52 |
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Secular Humanist posted:did you notice: elrond is also aragorns great-great-(times about 30)-uncle so its incestuous too
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# ? Jul 19, 2017 00:54 |
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mind the walrus posted:Did Tolkien have a Jesus figure like Lewis and Aslan? Gandalf sacrificed himself for his companions and was rewarded in death with being reborn more powerful than ever or some poo poo. I'm pretty sure Tom Bombadil is some kind of god too
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# ? Jul 19, 2017 01:12 |
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BluesShaman posted:
NO THEYRE NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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# ? Jul 19, 2017 01:20 |
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elf lives matter
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# ? Jul 19, 2017 02:31 |
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Gay Horney posted:Its a Pig Sow-er
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# ? Jul 19, 2017 02:36 |
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Gay Horney posted:Its a Pig Sow-er
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# ? Jul 19, 2017 02:39 |
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gnarlyhotep posted:how about you go gently caress yourself nah that idiot is right, the silmarillion is not good
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# ? Jul 19, 2017 02:41 |
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Hey guys: Patrick Rothfuss, lol
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# ? Jul 19, 2017 02:42 |
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# ? Jun 1, 2024 06:58 |
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ROFLburger posted:nah that idiot is right, the silmarillion is not good yeah even tolkien thought it was weird anyone else would ever want to read it thats why it was only ever published posthumously (its also great though)
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# ? Jul 19, 2017 08:24 |