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Lord Frankenstyle
Dec 3, 2005

Mmmm,
You smell like Lysol Wipes.
Because Catholicism is a kinky vampire cult just like in that Blade movie.

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Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

KakerMix posted:

Mormon girls too op

:yeah:

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Colonel Cancer posted:

The grace of god, op.

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

Colonel Cancer posted:

Pedophilia is a natural side effect of accumulating societal power imo. It's almost always someone in position of respect, whether a priest, a politician or a school teacher.
what random sentence generator do you use?

Magnitogorsk.
Nov 14, 2004

Global warming is barely a big deal at all compared to the trajectory we used to be on. We'll have to do a lot of environmental engineering projects along certain shorelines and it will be a little warmer and wetter in some places, big fucking deal.
they aren't, atheist jewesses are

Former DILF
Jul 13, 2017

gary oldmans diary posted:

what random sentence generator do you use?

This is why we need LF back, it breaks your brain in a way that makes it easier to understand concepts like "power" and "accumulation"

Fog Tripper
Mar 3, 2008

by Smythe

Mine bends to the right

unpleasantly turgid
Jul 6, 2016

u lightweights couldn't even feed my shadow ;*

KakerMix posted:

Mormon girls too op

Mormon girls are great, fam.

Jewish girls, too, are awesome, but israelis are the best of the best. See below

unpleasantly turgid fucked around with this message at 21:51 on Jul 18, 2017

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

unpleasantly turgid posted:

Mormon girls are great, fam.

Jewish girls, too, are awesome, but israelis are the best of the best. See below



I'd show her my birthright iykwim

TROIKA CURES GREEK
Jun 30, 2015

by R. Guyovich

bag em and tag em posted:

*Eyes church hierarchy full to the brim with pedophiles nervously*

yea, because you hate the competition.

The Dregs
Dec 29, 2005

MY TREEEEEEEE!
Ace Merril says you're full of poo poo. Get a protestant.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4sOY5KKepq0


...jews good.

School Nickname
Apr 23, 2010

*fffffff-fffaaaaaaarrrtt*
:ussr:

bag em and tag em posted:

This, or perhaps it's only a perception that they are deviants because we have fetishized the idea of corrupting the "good girl" and projected our own deviancy onto them.

A bunch of psychologists in the 60s managed to do this and obliterated a convent of nuns in LA in the process. Adam Curtis does embellish it a bit however, claiming that the small group of nuns that remained turned into radical lesbians. I've seen a paper extract that does some better research and claims that the encounter groups the psychologists just opened up an existing conflict between the nuns and the Cardinal at the time.

Sjs00
Jun 29, 2013

Yeah Baby Yeah !

The Science of Suck posted:

catholick my balls op

good lord!

Fintilgin
Sep 29, 2004

Fintilgin sweeps!

School Nickname posted:

A bunch of psychologists in the 60s managed to do this and obliterated a convent of nuns in LA in the process. Adam Curtis does embellish it a bit however, claiming that the small group of nuns that remained turned into radical lesbians. I've seen a paper extract that does some better research and claims that the encounter groups the psychologists just opened up an existing conflict between the nuns and the Cardinal at the time.

According to wikipedia and google they just went on to form Immaculate Heart Community, which is some sort of non-Vatican religious organization.


quote:

It was among the first groups of women religious to modernize their rule in accord with the directives of Vatican II. Changes included a more democratic form of governance and replacing their religious attire with civilian dress. Cardinal McIntyre refused to let the sisters teach in archdiocese schools unless they wore habits and adhered to a variety of traditional rules. The sisters, in turn, objected to the Archbishop dictating their attire, bedtimes, and hours of prayer.

Then-superior Anita Caspary remained firm in implementing the reforms and on February 1, 1970, about 300 of the IHM Sisters followed Caspary and were subsequently dispensed from their vows and fired from the schools in the archdiocese. They went on to form a non-canonical group that admits both men and women known as the Immaculate Heart Community.

A. Beaverhausen
Nov 11, 2008

by R. Guyovich

Former DILF posted:

This is why we need LF back, it breaks your brain in a way that makes it easier to understand concepts like "power" and "accumulation"

LF is dead, long live LF

Blitter
Mar 16, 2011

ColoradoCleric posted:

So me and this girl met up a couple years ago and kinda agreed to date when she's free but it's been two years since then since stuff has kept coming up for her. We had kind of agreed on an open dating situation so I kind of feel like I'm in dating limbo and want to go around meeting some other women but she's gotten really possessive of me and won't leave me alone even though we're not actually dating yet. We haven't even met up yet and she wants me to profess my love to her. For me it's like the worst part of internet dating where you've committed yourself before actually meeting the person and seeing if you get along. What should I do?

It's just like this except the part where the mythical relationship is with god instead of you, and the actual fuckbuddies you don't know about get all kinds of strange.

spinderella
Jul 15, 2017

by FactsAreUseless
I grew up in a massively religious home, couldn't watch Happy Days, or Laverne and Shirley because it was " deviant," a "bad influence," ----I was affected enough that I was the only one in my group to graduate a virgin. That wasn't a bad thing, but

gently caress IF I DIDN'T START TO MAKE UP FOR LOST TIME WHEN I MOVED OUT RIGHT AFTER

became quite promiscuous, all vanilla, but good vanilla and lots of it, alcohol, pot, just dabbled in other poo poo, and then gambling addiction (that was what destroyed my life in the end) so gently caress yes all that repression plus my dad wanting to gently caress me, but not quite getting there....

Religious family girls probably a good place to start for a wild time, boys

myDad
Jan 20, 2010

ce n'est pas ma mère
College Slice

Dreddout posted:

I'd show her my birthright iykwim

myDad
Jan 20, 2010

ce n'est pas ma mère
College Slice

School Nickname posted:

A bunch of psychologists in the 60s managed to do this and obliterated a convent of nuns in LA in the process. Adam Curtis does embellish it a bit however, claiming that the small group of nuns that remained turned into radical lesbians. I've seen a paper extract that does some better research and claims that the encounter groups the psychologists just opened up an existing conflict between the nuns and the Cardinal at the time.

That's hot

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
Billy Joel says they start much too late and I trust him over some internet dude

Bad Titty Puker
Nov 3, 2007
Soiled Meat

School Nickname posted:

A bunch of psychologists in the 60s managed to do this and obliterated a convent of nuns in LA in the process. Adam Curtis does embellish it a bit however, claiming that the small group of nuns that remained turned into radical lesbians. I've seen a paper extract that does some better research and claims that the encounter groups the psychologists just opened up an existing conflict between the nuns and the Cardinal at the time.

^^^pro-click just for this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ub2LB2MaGoM&t=1453s

myDad
Jan 20, 2010

ce n'est pas ma mère
College Slice

You just KNOW..

You KNOW they banged

Away all Goats
Jul 5, 2005

Goose's rebellion

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bfRWI20KwcM&t=6s

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Sexual repression makes everything hotter. forbidden fruit is more delicious. you tried being gay before? you should try being gay on catholicism . you will cum like you have never cum before getting sucked off in a confessional booth

why do you think catholics have so many children. repression is the secret of good sex

kickascii
Mar 30, 2010
There's this weird phenonomenon at places like all girls catholic schools where sometimes they'll get into a sexy game of 1 upmanship, trying to outslut their competition. Maybe there's something deep in their DNA from back when they were parts of harems of tribal warlords that kicks in?

This could just be the plot of a porno I am remembering.

Baudolino
Apr 1, 2010

THUNDERDOME LOSER
It`s because the devil tempts the souls of the faithful the most. It is sweeter for him if a pure christian soul falls to him then if a normal person does so he focuses more of his power on them.
Essentially satan likes to cuck christ and he tends to get his wish. Think of that the next time you daugther is out late at nitgh., Is she blueballing your saviour rigth now?

Proust Malone
Apr 4, 2008

School Nickname posted:

A bunch of psychologists in the 60s managed to do this and obliterated a convent of nuns in LA in the process. Adam Curtis does embellish it a bit however, claiming that the small group of nuns that remained turned into radical lesbians. I've seen a paper extract that does some better research and claims that the encounter groups the psychologists just opened up an existing conflict between the nuns and the Cardinal at the time.

The big thing in the priesthood is the repression of homosexuality. Many good catholics who had homosexual attractions did their best to repress them and what better what to repress is than to take a vow of celibacy?

The attractions didn't go away though

Harakiri Potter
Oct 18, 2004

REACH HEAVEN THROUGH VIOLENCE BABY
We had German Catholics and not the feisty Irish or Italian girls. They were pretty loving inculpable. I got my first handjob from a Lutheran girl who also like a week or two later had sex with me. We went steady all summer.

The Catholics in Templeton made their own booze, though. There's some old story about how Capone wanted to scare them into making whisky for less money and they took his two goons, beat them up and put them on a row boat by themselves, in the winter, tied up with pillow cases over their heads and let them float around Swan Lake, up near Carroll (where all the Lutherans lived) and freaked them out pretty good.

I had sex with a German Catholic and she should have really shaved her fuckin legs for that joyless 6 minutes of me imagining Julie Newmar on the other end of the womb broom.


I think it 's probably got more to do with being Irish or Italian to be quite honest.

COMRADES
Apr 3, 2017

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
That sounds grim.

Workaday Wizard
Oct 23, 2009

by Pragmatica

FlimFlam Imam posted:

They have to get to the boys before the priests do.

roflmao

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Former DILF
Jul 13, 2017

who else loves the current pope? I heard that the reason we have such a cool pope is because he threatened to release a bunch of evidence regarding recent the molestation and banking controversies

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