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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Goldmine > BYOB Goldmine: Gold Mango > clean eating
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Olive!

It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...

Splatmaster posted:

Mouthwash+Pop Rocks=fun oral hygiene

:aaaaa:

* # ? Jul 22, 2017 22:54
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Manifisto

Splatmaster posted:

There's no irony at all in using lemon scented Pledge on my lemons and polishing them up so I can see myself in them before I make lemonade

Mouthwash+Pop Rocks=fun oral hygiene

people actually bought/buy breath strips. people like dumb things. I bet there is a market for Scope/Listerine pop rocks.

* # ? Jul 22, 2017 23:25
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DOPE FIEND KILLA G

Splatmaster posted:

There's no irony at all in using lemon scented Pledge on my lemons and polishing them up so I can see myself in them before I make lemonade

Mouthwash+Pop Rocks=fun oral hygiene

the purpose for different flavored detergents is so u don't ruin the flavor of all your favorite fruits during the rigorous cleansing process

* # ? Jul 23, 2017 00:12
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DOPE FIEND KILLA G

 imagine the horror of a pear cleaned in....sour apple scent!?!? :barf:

* # ? Jul 23, 2017 00:13
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Manifisto


 I need froot flavored detergent for my froot by the foot

* # ? Jul 23, 2017 00:18
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Manifisto


 sorry my froot loops

froot by the foot exists only in my fevered imagination

* # ? Jul 23, 2017 00:20
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DOPE FIEND KILLA G

Manifisto posted:

I need froot flavored detergent for my froot by the foot

Might have to settle for foot powder, sorry friend

* # ? Jul 23, 2017 00:21
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Manifisto

DOPE FIEND KILLA G posted:

Might have to settle for foot powder, sorry friend

is it ok to add a little r powder?

* # ? Jul 23, 2017 00:24
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Baller Ina

:whattheeucharist:
tropical breeze is kinda fruit-adjacent so id use that imo

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* # ? Jul 23, 2017 01:44
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Twenty Four


 *Drinks a gallon of bleach, just to be safe*

* # ? Jul 23, 2017 17:55
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Manifisto


 I find its best to sterilize with a shot of everclear before and after each bite

* # ? Jul 23, 2017 18:00
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Randy Travesty

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Manifisto posted:

I need froot flavored detergent for my froot by the foot

if you thoroughly cleanse the floor, the bowl, the foot, and the froot loops (don't forget to 2:1 dilute your milk with detergent!), you could place the bowl next to your foot with your extremely clean hands, then thoroughly clean a camera to take a photograph. make sure to frame up correctly so you get a clean shot.


* # ? Jul 23, 2017 19:15
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DOPE FIEND KILLA G

Manifisto posted:

is it ok to add a little r powder?

Ok here is what you do go to the store buy a large jar of alphabet cookies. pick out all of the rs and grind them into a fine powder, now add to mixer and continuously add bleach until you get yourself a nice 'r' flavored cleansing paste

* # ? Jul 23, 2017 19:45
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Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Alright, so listen to THIS-

Hydroponic hypoallergenic french fries cooked in e l b o w g r e a s e

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* # ? Jul 23, 2017 20:02
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Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN

Splatmaster posted:

Alright, so listen to THIS-

Hydroponic hypoallergenic french fries cooked in e l b o w g r e a s e

i'm sorry but a greasy elbow means it's not clean. try again, bucko.


* # ? Jul 23, 2017 21:17
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alnilam

City of Glompton posted:

very disappointed with Costcos polish sausage.
* # ? Jul 24, 2017 16:46
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deep dish peat moss

bacalou posted:

If you think about it all of the food from Hook the motion picture was germ free bc it was imaginary

You're doing Paleo now huh? I'm trying Rufio myself, it's only been 2 weeks and I already lost 20 pounds.

* # ? Jul 24, 2017 16:51
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bacalou


 after six weeks of clean eating, i can:

  • fly
  • fight
  • crow
  • save maggie
  • save jack
  • hook is baaaaack
* # ? Jul 25, 2017 09:03
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LvK

FIVE STARS!!
 The doctor said I needed more greens in my diet so I've been chowing down on scouring pads on my lunch breaks

* # ? Jul 28, 2017 04:21
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lmbo calrissian

i'm into fashion
men are my passion
we've enslaved mr. clean to add a spotless sheen to all of our food, and when the economy and government went dark we cannibalized him

* # ? Jul 28, 2017 23:47
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