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the guy didn't look too tough, but I should have checked his glass before I started mouthing off to him. turned out he was a bud light drinker and i should not have messed with him
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putting down my german imported ipa and doing a bunch of highly technical karate moves that i've perfected through years of training, but the bud light drinker doesn't even flinch from it and knocks me out with one punch
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With a sigh I down my sake and draw my katana. It's of no use against the pure American strength of Bud light.
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Jul 28, 2017 20:46
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Captain Morgan and his crew are hundreds of feet under in davy jones locker now thanks to the bud.
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i'm into fashion
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all "men" are emasculated with low T by the pee water fiends
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Jul 28, 2017 21:08
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With a sigh I down my sake and draw my katana. It's of no use against the pure American strength of Bud light.
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Jul 28, 2017 21:10
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i'm into fashion
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woman: you're drunk, and I don't want no whiskey dick
 not whiskey, miss. bud lite. you're staring at a man with a quarter-chub
woman: welp. im wet, much like bud lite, the wettest beverage available in these united states
you yeeted this straight out of my erotic novel that isnt sponsored by budweiser that they asked me to write to market bud light to 40 year old mouse women which they felt needed a gay man's touch
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Jul 28, 2017 22:05
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"here hold my bud light and check this out" I say to my buddy as I hand him my beer and immediately punch myself across the face, shattering my jaw
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Jul 28, 2017 22:37
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"here hold my bud light and check this out" I say to my buddy as I hand him my beer and immediately punch myself across the face, shattering my jaw
 
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Hacksaw Jim Duggan beats people up.
Hooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo 
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Stone Cold double fisting bud heavies: and that's the bottom line, cause st- *instantly gets knocked out by bud lite drinker*
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Jul 29, 2017 10:11
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I saunter up to the bar and take a seat. "nothing like an ice cold Michelob Ultra after a hard day's work", I think to myself. As I start to unwind I glance over to the fellow seated next to me and am unable to contain my amusement at his choice of drink. "Bud Light?", I sneer. "If I wanted to drink that I'd hit up the high school block party down the street! Snerk!"
The entirety of the bar falls dead silent. The fellow next to me calmly sets his Bud Light onto the counter and slowly stands up, completely expressionless. Then in an instant he is behind me, and I briefly feel the force of my entire body weight being pulled up through my rear end crack as I am effortlessly hoisted into the air. A high-pitched squeal escapes my lips followed by a mighty *rrrriipp* as my pants split apart, unable to withstand the pressure, exposing my buttocks for all to see. I had made a grave mistake.
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Jul 29, 2017 11:02
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I saunter up to the bar and take a seat. "nothing like an ice cold Michelob Ultra after a hard day's work", I think to myself. As I start to unwind I glance over to the fellow seated next to me and am unable to contain my amusement at his choice of drink. "Bud Light?", I sneer. "If I wanted to drink that I'd hit up the high school block party down the street! Snerk!"
The entirety of the bar falls dead silent. The fellow next to me calmly sets his Bud Light onto the counter and slowly stands up, completely expressionless. Then in an instant he is behind me, and I briefly feel the force of my entire body weight being pulled up through my rear end crack as I am effortlessly hoisted into the air. A high-pitched squeal escapes my lips followed by a mighty *rrrriipp* as my pants split apart, unable to withstand the pressure, exposing my buttocks for all to see. I had made a grave mistake.
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Jul 29, 2017 13:11
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getting beat up by a girl who's drinking bud light
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Jul 29, 2017 16:11
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I thought it was the guy next to her drinking the bud light. I didn't realize it was her until it was too late and my rear end was inside the jukebox getting poked by the needle
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Jul 29, 2017 16:12
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getting chased by a goat who's drinking bud light
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Jul 29, 2017 16:13
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Look at like that smug little poo poo. Thinks that little can and the green mush inside it will save him. Well, today I also brought a can. And as I shotgun that beautiful blue can and crush it against my tiny forehead the world takes on an almost supernatural clarity, and I can feel my already impressive muscles tense with newfound strength.
My name is Bluto, and this is my day of reckoning.
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Jul 29, 2017 18:36
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Goku on the verge of defeat. He's dropped out of super Saiyan and is out of sensu beans. From down below Vegeta tosses him a refreshing cold Bud light. Freeza feels the tables turning.
Ride The Gravitron fucked around with this message at 23:54 on Jul 29, 2017
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I drink coors and fight men
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Their superior strength would rip your johnson right off
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Jul 30, 2017 17:08
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I'm a really cool nice dad
HAIKOOLIGAN
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*I'm sat at the bar enjoying my bud feather when some bud light drinkers rock up*
"Hey nerd, why don't you try a real beer you pussy"
*Trying to keep my head down as they start jostling me.*
"I...I..I'm just trying to have a nice quiet beer guys"
"Hahaha loser!"
*The bud light drinkers start beating on me*
"What's going on here lads?"
*The stranger takes a sip of his Carlsberg special brew*
"Cripes, let's scarper!!"
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Jul 31, 2017 00:08
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Jul 31, 2017 03:04
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KEEP POSTIN
I'M STILL LAFFIN
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getting chased by a goat who's drinking bud light
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Jul 31, 2017 17:26
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beer is quite high in calories, a lot of people don't really care about stuff like that but when you put in a lot of work at the gym, you don't really want it to go to waste so you reach for a cold bud light instead of some fancy microbrew
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Jul 31, 2017 18:32
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sipping your bud light is basically the american equivalent of when you see kung fu dudes do all those fancy arm motions to intimidate their enemies
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Jul 31, 2017 18:33
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when the bartender says the bud light keg just ran out
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if you drink a really gross beer you fight better cause the taste makes your body angry at you for putting something like that in it
i shotgunned a tallboy of steel reserve and was able to fight off three attackers while vomiting up foam and half-digested jalapeno poppers
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